George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gassy Man]

Yuck, George just brought up molestation of children . . .

[NoMoreNoory]

Two things are already clear. Joorch has read none of Paulides' books, and listened to neither of his previous interviews with Knapp. He 's clueless and all over the place. Not sure I can listen to this.

[zeebo]

George The Ghoul wonders whether, if they find the black boxes, they will be able to hear 'the voices of the pilots screaming'.

What a ghoul indeed - I thought I heard him ask that but was hoping I was wrong.

[zeebo]

.."pshdfowefuwe"

I think he just coined a new word meaning "I'm a doofus."

[Birdie]

I thoroughly enjoyed Paulides's first appearance with George Knapp. I even enjoyed his second appearance. Now, I am a bit weary of hearing the same stories and exact same information for the fourth time.
And I still don't get why Noory is interviewing Knapp's star guest. There must have been a huge amount of positive feedback after Knapp's interviews and Noory couldn't take that it wasn't about him.

[smithy]

You are so right on! Noory hurts. Why does he do this to himself?

[Morgus]

And I still don't get why Noory is interviewing Knapp's star guest. There must have been a huge amount of positive feedback after Knapp's interviews and Noory couldn't take that it wasn't about him.

Noory just widened his poaching of guests from other show hosts to c2c weekend hosts as well.. 

[smithy]

Play the Knapp interview at the same time Snorch is on. It's almost tolerable.

[ZHero]

....There must have been a huge amount of positive feedback after Knapp's interviews and Noory couldn't take that it wasn't about him.

EXACTLY!  And Nooron thinks in his itty bitty petty deluded mind "If I interview Knapp's guest
Everyone will think I'm as good of an interviewer as him.  Those Bellgab people will
Stop picking on me! I'm soooo smart!"

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Is the Wenatchee place Paulides just mentioned the one in Washington?

[Birdie]

Hmmm. Interesting new Carnivora commercial. First off, old Ty Bollinger sounded very different, with a husky and deeper voice. Secondly, it said used by a 'former US president in the 80's,' instead of mentioning Reagan by name. I wonder if Reagan's people called BS on them, lol!

[zeebo]

Is the Wenatchee place Paulides just mentioned the one in Washington?

Yep that's what he said.  I don't know it myself. 

But I am currently not far from Crater Lake, been up there a few times.  It is pretty eerie actually - beautiful but, I don't know, just lonely and creepy for some reason.

[smithy]

EXACTLY!  And Nooron thinks in his itty bitty petty deluded mind "If I interview Knapp's guest
Everyone will think I'm as good of an interviewer as him.  Those Bellgab people will
Stop picking on me! I'm soooo smart!"

Unfortunately it doesn't seem to matter whether Nooron interviews someone about demons, angels or missing people. His questions and answers are the same cookie cutter comments on every subject. George Knapp has a right to cringe if he ever hears this interview tonight. I doubt he'd waste the time.

[zeebo]

...George Knapp has a right to cringe if he ever hears this interview tonight. ...

I just cringed when I heard "It's like a Hollywood movie!"

[Mind Flayer Monk]

His questions and answers are the same cookie cutter comments on every subject.

We should all call in and ask the guest
"Could it be angels?"
"Could it be a portal?"
"Do you think these FOIA workers could be psychic vampires?"
"What drives you?"

[Birdie]

Ding! Ding! Ding!
Who had Thunderbirds at 4:25 AM?

[Mels-hole1984]

Ding! Ding! Ding!
Who had Thunderbirds at 4:25 AM?

I heard it.

[FightTheFuture]

Well, despite George's best efforts, I think it was a rather enjoyable show. David P always brings game.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Yep that's what he said.  I don't know it myself. 

But I am currently not far from Crater Lake, been up there a few times.  It is pretty eerie actually - beautiful but, I don't know, just lonely and creepy for some reason.

So that was you that flipped me the bird as I drove to Crater Lake in my rental car with California plates?

Do you ever hear about disappearances of people out there?

[zeebo]

Well, despite George's best efforts, I think it was a rather enjoyable show. David P always brings game.

Yeah I agree, based on how creeped out I am right now. 

[zeebo]

So that was you that flipped me the bird as I drove to Crater Lake in my rental car with California plates?

Do you ever hear about disappearances of people out there?

I had my Cali plates for a long time and finally got Ore ones so now the flippee has become the flipper.   

There are occasional stories of people getting lost around here in the wilds - usually they seem to eventually turn up for better or worse - but I don't know about the nat'l park areas, you don't really hear much at all. 

[coaster]

Well, despite George's best efforts, I think it was a rather enjoyable show. David P always brings game.

I thought it was enjoyable as well. There were some very interesting stories.

[smithy]

You can have the George Snoory version but for me, it was boring. I heard the same exact information in the George Knapp interview with this guest and it was fascinating, fast-paced and memorable. Knapp is a great interviewer. Snoory wasn't.

[ziznak]

I'm shitting myself through the "spy" show w Jorch....
Whats this about Jorch "thought about joining the CIA" because of his Arabic or middle eastern whatever lineage. 

I kept hearing that theme song but different... hows it go?
"secret AAAAgent Jorch"
"secret AAAAAAgent Jorch"

[yumyumtree]

Is the Wenatchee place Paulides just mentioned the one in Washington?

I don't know of any other.

[yumyumtree]

Hmmm. Interesting new Carnivora commercial. First off, old Ty Bollinger sounded very different, with a husky and deeper voice. Secondly, it said used by a 'former US president in the 80's,' instead of mentioning Reagan by name. I wonder if Reagan's people called BS on them, lol!

I've noticed that and wondered the same thing.

[yumyumtree]

For people in the Puget Sound: remember the Michael Schreck case about 8 years ago? He was out jogging and lost on Tiger Mountain or someplace for a weekend? When he turned up a lot of people felt his story didnt add up and he should have been found, considering the search. I always felt that there was more to that story.

[Izintit?]

 Thunderbirds? Bigfoot? Demons? Once again George doesn`t disappoint to disappoint. The callers were bright as ever,also.

[valdez]

George The Ghoul wonders whether, if they find the black boxes, they will be able to hear 'the voices of the pilots screaming'.

David Paulides said he didn't want to "fly off the handle" with theories (on the missing kids) that he had no evidence for, which, in George's twelve year old brain, means that Yeti, Sasquatch, aliens, and portals are all in play.  The "pilots screaming" comment with Jack Cashill was disgraceful.  While I haven't heard many recordings of a pilot's last moments, every single one that I have heard has only demonstrated their professionalism.  Some people, George, walk this earth with a dignity you shall never fathom.

[Abby Normal]

I, for one, am chained to a pipe in Noory's basement. I can't speak for the rest. Dark in here. Reeks of pizza rolls.

Same here.  I was minding my own business, watching reruns of Dragnet 1968 on MeTV when the doorbell rang.  Thinking it was Jehovah's Witnesses handing out free comic books, I opened the door.  It was Tommy.  He hit me over the head with a pipe wrench and it was lights out.  Next thing I know, here I am in George's basement.  The place is barely illuminated by a single candle but I can see Hawaiian travel posters taped to the walls. The floor is strewn with empty pizza roll boxes and wrappers from sandwiches purchased at gas stations.  Anyone know the phone number of the BAU?  I need to get a call into Dave Rossi or Aaron Hotchner.