George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Itty Bit]

It's not fun any more.  The dog figured out the tennis ball was in my other hand the first time I tried it.  Card tricks don't work either.  He knows which ones are marked.

Your question merits a point.  I still have to make up a mistake for Gumby but your name is on the list.  This is getting complicated, and the dog is asleep for the night.

You need to watch "The Dog Whisperer."  You would then learn how to train your dog to be more subservient and let you win once in a while.  Cesar indicates it's just a matter of being pack leader. 

Uh oh.  My name is on a list.  Wouldn't ya know.  I've been trying to avoid that, you know.

[11angeleyes11]

IttyBitty please check PM in response to your post.

[Itty Bit]

Nice post. I'm with ya 100%...cracks me up too. At least a little bit it does. That place damages people just like Noory does. I truly believe that some who we are seeing disrupt us over here have been brain-damaged by listening to too much Noory then sipping cups of Koolaid freshly brewed up just for them at the TAVISTOK INSTITUTE. Lovely thought, that.

Sad.

Gumby, it isn't just the Koolaid.  It's that they add sugar, dammit.  And, RED Koolaid is preferred, and you know what that red stuff does to you.  (Personally, I don't know, but maybe if the question is tossed out, someone can answer.)

[Mops]

Gumby, please, I am serious do not be mean to Starbrite.  I just got a PM from her and she is in bad shape due to personal reasons.  She may not make it.

Gumby was one of the guys who used to rush in to keep Luke from stalking and bullying Starbrite.

[Gumby, Dammit]

What do you mean?  She's suicidal, or the cake fell?  She may not make it?  I'm sure no one means her harm.  But, she does kind of set herself up for comment, wouldn't you agree?

She's got to get the hell away from GLP and I mean permanently.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Gumby, it isn't just the Koolaid.  It's that they add sugar, dammit.  And, RED Koolaid is preferred, and you know what that red stuff does to you.  (Personally, I don't know, but maybe if the question is tossed out, someone can answer.)

They add sugar. But it's not sugar, it's NutraMindfuck.

And that red stuff is baby blood. No actually it's Red Dye #7 and will cause six hairy tits to grow on your back. Just look at George for Christ sake!

[Itty Bit]

Gumby was one of the guys who used to rush in to keep Luke from stalking and bullying Starbrite.

MOPS, you are absolutely right.   

[Gumby, Dammit]

You need to watch "The Dog Whisperer."  You would then learn how to train your dog to be more subservient and let you win once in a while.  Cesar indicates it's just a matter of being pack leader. 

Uh oh.  My name is on a list.  Wouldn't ya know.  I've been trying to avoid that, you know.

Don't worry. With Mops it' a good list!

[Itty Bit]

They add sugar. But it's not sugar, it's NutraMindfuck.

And that red stuff is baby blood. No actually it's Red Dye #7 and will cause six hairy tits to grow on your back. Just look at George for Christ sake!

  ROFLMAO, and now needing to find the windex to clean the computer screen!  Thanks a whole bunch, dammit!

[Mops]

Luke?

Remember the time we nearly talked Luke into giving us the court docket number for his case involving the sale of stolen goods over the internet? 

[Gumby, Dammit]

MOPS, you are absolutely right.

See, this is very true. I always looked out for her and supported her and everyone else who was funny and cool. Then I started to get crapped on. Well THAT was fun. You be nice to some people and then they take secret offense and either threat you like shit later or try and do something to hurt you. Subtle retribution. Whatever.

[Mops]

You need to watch "The Dog Whisperer."  You would then learn how to train your dog to be more subservient and let you win once in a while.  Cesar indicates it's just a matter of being pack leader. 

Uh oh.  My name is on a list.  Wouldn't ya know.  I've been trying to avoid that, you know.

And what would you say if I offered 2 points to put your name on the list?

Thanks for the "Dog Whisperer" tip.  But if you could see how well he handles an edger.......

[Gumby, Dammit]

Luke?

Remember the time we nearly talked Luke into giving us the court docket number for his case involving the sale of stolen goods over the internet?

That was close. My God Man...that boy was on the edge. Just did not get it. Again, someone suffering from a Noorilogical disorder caused by listening to too much George Noory. I'm serious about this. They're on the edge. They may not make it!

[PB the Deplorable]

Listened to a bit of this show driving home (during commercials on the music stations).

How tedious.  How grindingly boring.  Was wide awake, then suddenly had a nearly overwhelming urge to vomit then fall asleep.

George seems to be having more and more difficulty luring guests.  That's what the 'Behind the Door' shows are - filler on days no one will come on. 

So he has his regulars, but they can't come on for a full show more than once every few months or so.  And he has the folks selling books.  And the people that will do anything to get behind a mic.  But that can't fill the whole schedule, and he seems nearly out of anyone else.

He'd better hope Dr. Morgus and Drunk Elk hang in there awhile longer...


No Kool-Aid for me, but always room for Pudding and Vodka...

[Mops]

That was close. My God Man...that boy was on the edge. Just did not get it. Again, someone suffering from a Noorilogical disorder caused by listening to too much George Noory. I'm serious about this. They're on the edge. They may not make it!

Now that you mention it, perhaps we got banned for saying so out loud.  And they may well not get it yet.  How many times do we have to include keywords like "Lemmings, Lightworkers, Marshall Applewhite and 2012" in our posts before.......   

[Gumby, Dammit]

Listened to a bit of this show driving home (during commercials on the music stations).

How tedious.  How grindingly boring.  Was wide awake, then suddenly had a nearly overwhelming urge to vomit then fall asleep.

George seems to be having more and more difficulty luring guests.  That's what the 'Behind the Door' shows are - filler on days no one will come on. 

So he has his regulars, but they can't come on for a full show more than once every few months or so.  And he has the folks selling books.  And the people that will do anything to get behind a mic.  But that can't fill the whole schedule, and he seems nearly out of anyone else.

He'd better hope Dr. Morgus and Drunk Elk hang in there awhile longer...


No Kool-Aid for me, but always room for Pudding and Vodka...

Thanks for the update. Excellent brief analysis as usual!

I decided not to turn the radio on tonight in honor of fallen comrades.

[Mops]

Listened to a bit of this show driving home (during commercials on the music stations).

How tedious.  How grindingly boring.  Was wide awake, then suddenly had a nearly overwhelming urge to vomit then fall asleep.

George seems to be having more and more difficulty luring guests.  That's what the 'Behind the Door' shows are - filler on days no one will come on. 

So he has his regulars, but they can't come on for a full show more than once every few months or so.  And he has the folks selling books.  And the people that will do anything to get behind a mic.  But that can't fill the whole schedule, and he seems nearly out of anyone else.

He'd better hope Dr. Morgus and Drunk Elk hang in there awhile longer...


No Kool-Aid for me, but always room for Pudding and Vodka...

Doh!  I forgot about the show.  I was just thinking the locusts were clattering unusually late tonight......

[Itty Bit]

 




No Kool-Aid for me, but always room for Pudding and Vodka...

Is that close to a jello shot?  See, that red is creeping in again.  Red jello.  I like red jello; but I've never had a jello shot.  Maybe I need to get out more.

[Mops]

By the way, anyone out there able to channel Drunk Elk?

[PB the Deplorable]

Thanks for the update. Excellent brief analysis as usual!

I decided not to turn the radio on tonight in honor of fallen comrades.

And where is Drunk Elk, by the way?  Neither him nor his alter ego on the GNS Thread have made an appearance for awhile..

[Itty Bit]

I've not listened to George in months and months.  Haven't even listened to The Good George.  Ian.  Haven't listened to him since he capitulated to whoever that guy was, way back when.  Steven Quayle?  You know, he hasn't even been on much with The Bad George, has he?  See, I wouldn't know, being pure now.  No Noory for me.

[Mops]

I've not listened to George in months and months.  Haven't even listened to The Good George.  Ian.  Haven't listened to him since he capitulated to whoever that guy was, way back when.  Steven Quayle?  You know, he hasn't even been on much with The Bad George, has he?  See, I wouldn't know, being pure now.  No Noory for me.

Steven Quayle -- now that's a guy who could use a shave after a few jello shots.  Gumby, could you pass that ax over to Itty? 

[Gumby, Dammit]

And where is Drunk Elk, by the way?  Neither him nor his alter ego on the GNS Thread have made an appearance for awhile..

Drunk Elk.

He's comin'

Oh yes...he'll be back soon...

[Gumby, Dammit]

I've not listened to George in months and months.  Haven't even listened to The Good George.  Ian.  Haven't listened to him since he capitulated to whoever that guy was, way back when.  Steven Quayle?  You know, he hasn't even been on much with The Bad George, has he?  See, I wouldn't know, being pure now.  No Noory for me.

I think you're on to something. This is good.

[Itty Bit]

I think we need a Drunk Elk and Stephen Quayle night.  With Ian.  Might have to listen to that one.

Nah. 

Why bother.

Okay.  I need to go to bed. 

hugs to all

[Gumby, Dammit]

Steven Quayle -- now that's a guy who could use a shave after a few jello shots.  Gumby, could you pass that ax over to Itty?

Sure thing Mops....Here ya go Itty...

[Itty Bit]

Sure thing Mops....Here ya go Itty...

Thank you Gumby.  Just call me Lizzie, and I'll have that song in my head all night.   

Night Gumby
Night Mops

[PB the Deplorable]

George just now:  'People don't listen... people won't change... why not?'

[Gumby, Dammit]

By the way, anyone out there able to channel Drunk Elk?

I have spoken with Mule Deer, Drunk Elk's friend and channeler. He has informed the Gumbian High Council that DE is again in need of Smoke Sticks and Medicine Water and if some of you were to come forward with offerings between now and tomorrow night, he would make an appearance for a Thread Interview.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Thank you Gumby.  Just call me Lizzie, and I'll have that song in my head all night.   

Night Gumby
Night Mops

Night Itty. Pleasant dreams.