George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[El Kragen]

George just got to mention one of his pet topics: vaccines!

How does an arm blow up the "size of a basketball"?

[coaster]

I don't know much about the whole vaccine thing, but what the hell is wrong with a tetanus shot? Noory or Jones one said they wouldnt have one. I'd  have them inject me with government nano spy-bots rather than have tetanus. Thats just me though. I say prick me and spy away.
It must be miserable being Alex Jones. He thinks everything is out to get him. What a way to live. I dont hate the guy, but Christ, give it a rest.

[Roy Hinkley]

Why does George almost sound excited when he talks about disgusting things like the kids being hurt in the bomb blast?

[zeebo]

Last night he informed us that every possibility is possible

Well sure, except for those impossible possibilties of course.

[Darisi]

WTF is happening with this show?  It sounds like two people having conversation with two other people we can't hear.

[FightTheFuture]

Well, at least AJ had good taste in reading as a kid. I, like Mr Jones, consumed mass quantities of Robert E Howard and Louis L`Amour. Good stuff!

[Roy Hinkley]

Awwww, George and Alex feel like brothers.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

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[ziznak]

Did you hear how wet Jorch's vagina got when he talked about the 8 year old who died and the six year old girl that lost an arm... he was salivating all over the damn place. 

And wtf is this shit Alex Jones is saying?  "We're REALLY talking here."  Like him and George are the poster boys for keepin shit real... the little brother comment from George too...

ah man these guys are on a fucking roll tonight.


They should just let Wells host when Jones is on... fuck it, if yer gonna do the "paranoid illuminati conspiro-freak" type of show just do it all the way god damnit.

[GluttonForPunishment]

I appreciate that George served, and everyone who serves or who have served.  But I hate when he says he was in the Navy for nine years as if it were full time.  NOTHING against reserves!!  However he makes it sound like he was active full time for nine years.  To put that into perspective:

Nine years full time in job:  17,280 hours

Nine years with a weekend a month and one week a year:  279 hours

That's 1.6% of full time.
[size=78%]Again, I appreciate he served - I was a reserve myself, but it's not the same as serving full time for nine years.[/size]

Interesting... Just finding out about this here.  I've heard him talk about his 9 years in the Navy dozens of times and not once heard him say it was the Reserves.  What's his problem?

[GluttonForPunishment]

Why does Alex kiss George's ass so much?  Is he hoping George will put in the good word for Alex to be his replacement after Snoory retires in 2022?

I could not listen to Alex's gravely voice every night.  I always want to call in and have him clear his throat.  I can't stand it.

[MTB]

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Bravo!

[Roy Hinkley]

Did you hear how wet Jorch's vagina got when he talked about the 8 year old who died and the six year old girl that lost an arm... he was salivating all over the damn place. 

And wtf is this shit Alex Jones is saying?  "We're REALLY talking here."  Like him and George are the poster boys for keepin shit real... the little brother comment from George too...

ah man these guys are on a fucking roll tonight.


They should just let Wells host when Jones is on... fuck it, if yer gonna do the "paranoid illuminati conspiro-freak" type of show just do it all the way god damnit.

Yeah, that's what I was saying, he sounded so excited to report the poor dead boy's sister had had her arm blown off - the guy is a sociopath with absolutely no feelings.

The brother thing was just weird.

[GluttonForPunishment]

George:  "How much more can people take?  - how much can their minds take?"


Alex declared in almost disbelief that it was a splendid question for George to ask!

[Gay]

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Hahaha, George would be asking himself, "How can I stick this turkey sandwich into her g-string"

[bigchucka]

In case I'm the only one here who watches Family Guy..... in the episode that Alex Jones refered to in the interview, Peter Griffin drives through the marathon with his car. He runs everyone over, and crosses the finish line first.  He didn't use a bombing to win the Boston Marathon like I believe Alex said.  I watched the episode when it first aired on television.

[Gay]

George:  "How much more can people take?  - how much can their minds take?"


Alex declared in almost disbelief that it was a splendid question for George to ask!

If Alex Jones really thinks George is as smart as he's telling him, Alex must surround himself with some really dumb people.

[WOTR]

More anti-vax garbage, that's it. I'm out for the night. Fuck you, Norry, you bloviating piece of shit.

I am managing to make it through the first hour with the good doctor but will not even attempt Jones tonight.  As it stands, listening to a blow hard tell us that we need to love ourselves, empower ourselves, teach good morals and that hatred of others starts with hatred or ourselves is quite enough.  His new age, saccharine dipped crap delivered in cliches and a wonderful, relaxing tone and meter makes me want to reach through the radio and throttle him.  I cannot stand phony people and this dr. is about top of the heap when it comes to those.

George Noory is to journalism what Ted Baxter is to news anchoring.

The comparison between Snorje and Baxter has been made a few times.  Every time it comes up I think that it is mean to compare Baxter to such a bumbling, smug, blow-hard.

[MTB]

In case I'm the only one here who watches Family Guy..... in the episode that Alex Jones refered to in the interview, Peter Griffin drives through the marathon with his car. He runs everyone over, and crosses the finish line first.  He didn't use a bombing to win the Boston Marathon like I believe Alex said.  I watched the episode when it first aired on television.

I assumed it was something like that when I saw it mentioned on Facebook that clearly, Seth McFarlane had prior knowledge.

[GluttonForPunishment]

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HORNY WOMAN CALLER:you've always been good looking but now you're getting BUFF!

JORCH: maybe I'll get 6 pack abs. Is that what they call it? I'll get that
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[GeorgieForPresident2216]

In case I'm the only one here who watches Family Guy..... in the episode that Alex Jones refered to in the interview, Peter Griffin drives through the marathon with his car. He runs everyone over, and crosses the finish line first.  He didn't use a bombing to win the Boston Marathon like I believe Alex said.  I watched the episode when it first aired on television.

It just goes to show how accountable Jones is willing to be when he spouts his mouth off.  Seth McFarlane does put out some pretty messed up stuff though.  That guy has to have some sort of anti-social disorder.

[Morgus]

Noory just mentioned that KFI auction and the bid for him is up to $850 now...

[Roy Hinkley]

Noory just mentioned that KFI auction and the bid for him is up to $850 now...

I can't for the life of me figure out who on earth would PAY to see this noodle head at this or even the $40 to $100 to see him at one of the expositions he's speaking at. 

[ziznak]

It just goes to show how accountable Jones is willing to be when he spouts his mouth off.  Seth McFarlane does put out some pretty messed up stuff though.  That guy has to have some sort of anti-social disorder.

didnt somebody do an edit of that family guy episode on youtube or something? Opie and Anthony were talking about it but it didnt sound like they were watching an full scene... I think Opes said it was uploaded yesterday... ah fuck it lemme look somewhere: this sounds about right
The Family Guy/Boston Marathon Clip is NOT a Hoax
it's coming from an english chap so he must know what he's saying right?

[MTB]

I can't for the life of me figure out who on earth would PAY to see this noodle head at this or even the $40 to $100 to see him at one of the expositions he's speaking at.

Perhaps it's the gang that almost kidnapped him in Mexico, looking to finish the job.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

didnt somebody do an edit of that family guy episode on youtube or something? Opie and Anthony were talking about it but it didnt sound like they were watching an full scene... I think Opes said it was uploaded yesterday... ah fuck it lemme look somewhere: this sounds about right
The Family Guy/Boston Marathon Clip is NOT a Hoax
it's coming from an english chap so he must know what he's saying right?

I guess I spoke too soon.

[ziznak]

Funny how Jones couldnt recall the names of "the other hosts" of coast to coast when he praised them.   This was almost immediately after he had given George some sort of compliment that singled him out as the only host thats got his shit together... I'll bet somebody whispered into Alex's monitor that George isnt the only host of the show... better spread that love around a bit more...

Didn't jones appear with Wells on numerous occasions? how could he forget his lil buddy?

[Tinfoil Hat]

Alex Jones and John B Wells...two sides of a counterfeit coin.

Gotta admit though, if Wells had Jones on as a guest, I'd probably want to hear at least some of that train wreck. I don't think I could take more than a few minutes of the hyper-paranoia though.

[UnscreenedCaller]

The comparison between Snorje and Baxter has been made a few times.  Every time it comes up I think that it is mean to compare Baxter to such a bumbling, smug, blow-hard.

I love the character of Ted Baxter, always have, but what I think of specifically is the time he started the Ted Baxter Journalism School that had an audience of one and that one demanded Ted give the entire lecture. It reminds me of Jorch on Gaiam or his speaking tours. Lots of publicity, little substance beyond "sumpin's happenin'".

[valdez]

     George was very animated about this "hate" thing with Peter Breggin, but a whole segment on something so basic and intangible ("are people born with hate?") is useless.  But George does useless well.  Alex "the bullhorn" Jones still has points in the bank over his knock-out performace on that Piers Morgan The Clown Show, and nobody kisses George butt better.  The c2c website has a story of a new species of moth found in Mongolia.  Man, I love it when new species of moths are found. 
 

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