George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[PB the Deplorable]

George just basically compared himself to Michio Kaku.  He said he just gets physics, and so does Michio Kaku - what a putz.

No show prep, not listening to guests, staying with the cue cards, and fielding calls from paid callers is really starting to pay off for George.

[Gay]

Another long scary Noory tale about his 1997 Lasik eye surgery (he got for free for an endorsement?)
He had originally 20/200 vision requiring contacts since the 6th grade, improved to 20/15 after surgery.
He woke up and claimed he was blind in one eye, like a thick coat of vaseline on the eye.
He drove himself to the eye doctor with vision in only one eye - why not take a taxi Noory - too stingy? 

Can you imagine what an awful tipper he must be?  Then again, it probably doesn't come up much because you don't leave gratuity with a 7/11 Turkey sandwich

[PB the Deplorable]

He also claimed to come up with multi-dimensional theory long before scientists.

George is angry that someone else invented TV.  He was going to do that.

[GluttonForPunishment]

George just basically compared himself to Michio Kaku.  He said he just gets physics, and so does Michio Kaku - what a putz.

I knew his latest Snoory story about his lasik surgery would stir things up here.  I was laughing even before I got to my PC.  But sheesh, he wasted a lot of time yakking about (ad nauseum and needless details) about a very common occurrence...like who the hell cares?   Oh..and he knows everything, just to remind us if we forgot.  We're on pins and noddles waiting for him to validate his guests with "That's true,"  "You're right about that."


GN sucks big time tonight.   I'm right about that and I know that's true.
   

[Morgus]

Will Noory sneak out early again in the final hour tonight like he often does on Fridays?
Watch for an unannounced replay of a portion of a past open lines show...

[onan]

According to George, the Germans "launched" bombs on England.

Actually they did... the V-2 I think.

[Hugo Fitch]

One would think natural selection would have caused George to get killed decades ago.  Yet, he is not only alive, he has reproduced, and so have his children.

Maybe this whole Evolution thing isn't all it's cracked up to be.  Maybe George is on to something with all the Intelligent Design and creationist oddballs he has on the show.

Or maybe.....

CARNIVORAâ,,¢

[Morgus]

Actually they did... the V-2 I think.

yep, and also the earlier V-1 'buzz' bombs

[Morgus]

now Noory is giving an update on his sister's situation.
she refused his attempts to get her to try alternative health solutions...

[GluttonForPunishment]

Will Noory sneak out early again in the final hour tonight like he often does on Fridays?
Watch for an unannounced replay of a portion of a past open lines show...

That is so lame, so unprofessional.  At least he could have the decency to announce that there would be a replay coming up. 


What does it take to get rid of this bozo?

[Roy Hinkley]

Oh brother.  George just said the caller may have been his son cause who knows what he did in his earlier days!  Now he thinks he was a Casanova too with who knows how many illigitimate kids...

[bootyscoot falcon]

I knew his latest Snoory story about his lasik surgery would stir things up here.  I was laughing even before I got to my PC.  But sheesh, he wasted a lot of time yakking about (ad nauseum and needless details) about a very common occurrence...like who the hell cares?   Oh..and he knows everything, just to remind us if we forgot.  We're on pins and noddles waiting for him to validate his guests with "That's true,"  "You're right about that."


GN sucks big time tonight.   I'm right about that and I know that's true.

And then at the end of the story, he says he can't remember how he got on the topic, completely burying the caller's (idiotic) discussion of tattooed eyeballs. What a fine host.

[bootyscoot falcon]

yep, and also the earlier V-1 'buzz' bombs

My bad. I always thought one "launched" rockets or missiles and "dropped" bombs.

[Hugo Fitch]

George: "What's a blood moon, exactly?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Can you imagine what an awful tipper he must be?  Then again, it probably doesn't come up much because you don't leave gratuity with a 7/11 Turkey sandwich

I imagine George telling the server how no one can understand the demands of having to be 'on' four hours a night no matter what may have happened in his day, as he has told us on the show.  Meanwhile the server, working her second shift in a row for minimum wage, has to smile warmly when George gives her the change he found in his pocket.

[Roy Hinkley]

George: "What's a blood moon, exactly?"

eeeeeeewwww.

[Roy Hinkley]

I imagine George telling the server how no one can understand the demands of having to be 'on' four hours a night no matter what may have happened in his day, as he has told us on the show.  Meanwhile the server, working her second shift in a row for minimum wage, has to smile warmly when George gives her the change he found in his pocket.

And she has to endure his slimy hand touching her arm because he thinks he's Rico Suave with the ladies like with the flight attendant...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm glad you all are giving me the play by play since my feed dropped out 90 minutes ago for some health infomercial... and it wasn't even Coast to Coast am!

[bootyscoot falcon]

George tells us that Obama just needs to sit down with Kim Jong Un (whom he (George) previously called a raving lunatic) and just tell him to get rid of the nukes and we'll give him money for industry. The problem, he reminds us, is that people look at us and see that we have nukes, and they know we've used them. "What are you gonna do?" he asks, ending his penetrating political analysis.

[GluttonForPunishment]

Poor Arthur...GN basically inferred he was a loser who couldn't figure out how to call in correctly because Arthur is obviously not radio savvy and had his radio on while he called.   And then GN soothed his own barely conscious self after hanging up on Arthur, saying he could hurry up and call back... but.... oh!  well, too bad, the call light blazes once again because we are SO POPULAR so you will never get another chance to talk to me again unless you have a miracle stroke of luck like the other shills that manage to "get through."  He sucks.

[RedMichael]

I saw Noory's talking head appeared on the new episode of H2's Ancient Aliens tonight and again on an ancient astronaut themed episode of 'Book of Secrets' that was also on tonight.
Noory acted like he was an expert of some kind and talked about how maybe the ancient Vikings describing 'dwarfs' might have been referring to small ET greys.   

I like that Ancient Aliens brings on someone who actually hurts their credibility. It would be too easy to just bring someone on to argue against everything but now people can go "Ha it HAS to be aliens...wait...George Noory is an expert on this show and he agrees with the premise? ...well on second thought it probably was just an engineering marvel."


I loved it when George acknowledge on air that the AA guys tell him to research certain subjects for the show. K

[Morgus]

That annoying old UFO Phil song now plays to signal the end of another Friday night open lines snorefest.
At least we get a Noory-free weekend for a couple days anyway.

[RedMichael]

He also claimed to come up with multi-dimensional theory long before scientists.

George can't even set the clock on his stove. I don't know where this is coming from.

[bootyscoot falcon]

George can't even set the clock on his stove. I don't know where this is coming from.

He said it was just a "gut feeling." The man is just spectacularly attuned to the universe, I guess.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

For anyone wondering what just happened, I posted the lyrics to UFO Phil's song, but then my sense of reason returned and I removed it.

[Doomed]

George: "What's a blood moon, exactly?"

An ass full of salt shot.
Based on what Im reading here, actually listening to noory could be bad for my health.
Doc told me my blood pressure is a little high, so lighten up on the salt and avoid stress.
Jorch pisses me off to the Nth degree, so I wont listen. As for the salt, I dont really use that much to begin with. Its all frickin' noorys fault!
Noory sucks!!!

[rangers1919]

     Those women had their next known picture taken by forsenic investigators after they were found in dumpsters with ligature marks.

lol, this stuff is killing me. I haven't looked here in a while, because the show has been too terrible to stomach for a while, but it's good to see that after tuning in the other day Noory's increased stupidity wasn't just my imagination.

I tuned in last night (Thursday), and although I think I only listened to about 10 minutes I think I remember more of the show than Noory, because he seemed so drunk that I think he was in a full-on blackout. Maybe he is just getting older, but he seemed to be slurring his words and making long pauses more than usual.

I have to give him credit though, because this was the first time in a while that I tuned in and didn't think the show was cancelled and replaced with health infomercials.

[McPhallus]

I loved it when George acknowledge on air that the AA guys tell him to research certain subjects for the show. K

You mean the drunks who run Premier? 

[sleeplessinca]

Did I dream that Snoorey is auctioning off a dinner with him for a charity? 


I looked here on Coastgab to see if the posters were going wild - but it must have been a dream/nightmare.  The possibility of dining on soggy 7-11 sandwiches and lukewarm pizza rolls or actually eating anything with him is revolting. 

[sleeplessinca]

Sorry to reply to self but it seems there is a topic already started for this.


Gag.