George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gay]

The way Tommy's holding that water bottle in picture 2 makes me a little uncomfortable.... and aroused

[ItsOver]

I knew Tommy was a big boy but whooooooo dogggie! He's very blimpish in this photo... i guess he sort of bunches up when he's sitting down?

Yep, put a baseball cap on him and he's a dead ringer for this guy.

[Doomed]

I knew Tommy was a big boy but whooooooo dogggie! He's very blimpish in this photo... i guess he sort of bunches up when he's sitting down?

Yep, that he is. And ya gotta know, on that warm, sunny day he was makin' his own gravy 20 minutes into the affair.

[ItsOver]

I wonder if Groucho Marx and Alfred E. Neuman had a love child?

[armyvet8896]

George Noory sucks!!!!

[PB the Deplorable]

... I love the hi-tech printout page taped to the side of the car! And they got the title of the show wrong. They obviously thought the AM bit referred to the wavelength, so Coast To Coast AM  on KFI becomes Coast-Coast KFI AM...

Half the people from PremRat were wondering who they were

[PB the Deplorable]

I wonder if Groucho Marx and Alfred E. Neuman had a love child?

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[Gay]

Look at George.  He's 62, and he dyes his hair and goes out with Sunglasses and an Affliction-style T-shirt.  Can you imagine how embarrassed he makes his grandkids?

[PB the Deplorable]

At about 4:15 in this video you can see the idiot noory.  He barely waves, just holds up his hand.  He also sits in the seat and can hardly be seen whereas most others, except for the WWII vets, sit on the back of the car so they can be seen and wave to people.  Noory can't even do a parade right.  Just more odd behavior as expected.

Burbank On Parade 2013 - Official Webcast Version

At about 4.24 Tommy appears to blow a kiss to somone in the crowd

[Gay]

At about 4.24 Tommy blows a kiss to somone in the crowd

I'm guessing they drove by a McDonald's

[mombird3]

They do not look like they are enjoying the parade. And the people look like they are not in the least bit interested, either. They look pathetic.

[Tinfoil Hat]

Posting this for our friend Falkie who's having technical issues:

Gawd, Tommy looks like he ATE a McDonalds, drive thru and all.

He's even fatter than me and I've LOST 10 pounds.

Did anyone notice the security guy has his back to Snoory ?

Shows what HE thinks of him.

LOL.

And another thing.

Given that ALL Snoory pictures are weird, this one is particularly so.

There are NO people standing on the sidewalk behind or to either side of the car other than security people. No kids, no adults, no teenagers, no one..

A parade without spectators ?

I suspect the photo was staged either before or after the event when everyone went home.

Either that or they ran away in terror once they saw Tommy because they feared he either might eat them or dip them in pizza dough and feed them to Snoory.

I can just imagine Tommy having a slot in Snoory's back so he can fit his hand in and work the mouth, eyes, face, arms, hands when they both appear publicly.

I also suspect that Snoory has Tommy check upcoming events on the web and in the paper and then Snoory hounds event promoters to give him honorariums and allow him to appear.

After all, who wouldn't hear about Snoory being in a parade and go ...

" Wow ! George Noory's going to be at the Manure Festival Parade ! I gotta put that on my things to do calendar right away ! "

HUGE NOT !!!

And parade or not, George Noory Sucks.

[Doomed]

At about 4.24 Tommy appears to blow a kiss to somone in the crowd

Nope. Someone threw a cabbage at noory. Tommy thought they tossed him a snack.

[popple]

Natural foods such as veggies must be like poison to Tommy. If he ever got sick who would take him to the emergency? No way Jorch would have the mental or physical strength.

[Meanandnasty]

They did not show the other side of the car.
It said the "Pride of Jeno's".  By the time this picture was taken, they were out of pizza rolls.  Noory did not throw candy, he threw the new turmeric-flavored pizza roll samples for the audience. 
After the parade, the man at the side was crowned King Pizza Roll, and the rest will be shown and captured on Giamm TV on a fitness video. 
Good Times!  All American family fun with an Italian twist.

[popple]

I decided to turn these into gifs since it's a very special occasion.



THE BLOWN KISS




THE LAZY WAVE



2 KEWL 4 SKEWL!

[Juan]

I'm astounded by the vast crowd.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Here's some more pics of the pride parade:

"I'm Jorch and this is my friend Tommee, and we are two wild and craaaaazy guys and we want to make the moves with you in our big, red car with the taped on sign. "

[PB the Deplorable]

.. the taped on sign. "

I like how it flutters in the wind as they drive along

[coaster]

Look at George.  He's 62, and he dyes his hair and goes out with Sunglasses and an Affliction-style T-shirt.  Can you imagine how embarrassed he makes his grandkids?

No kidding. What a douchebag.

[VtaGeezer]

Look at George.  He's 62, and he dyes his hair and goes out with Sunglasses and an Affliction-style T-shirt.  Can you imagine how embarrassed he makes his grandkids?

Not to mention the "gay bar special" black leather sportcoat.

[Pragmier]

Think i'll start taking my shirts to Milt & Edie's. And where is there a grassy knoll when you really need one.

[NoMoreNoory]

Not to mention the "gay bar special" black leather sportcoat.

It's for convenience: he cleans it with the same polish he uses on his rug 'n' tash

[ItsOver]

'Ol Cool Dude Jorch... kick'n back with Tommy, cruising in style before all his adoring fans in Burbank and thinking to himself "take that, haters..." 


You're the man, Jorch. 

[WOTR]

I have to wonder if George has an actual interest in some world affairs.  Last night was actually not that bad.  He did not really mangle anything and almost sounded intelligent at times by asking about certain countries, leaders and events.  Hmmm... perhaps he needs to take part in more parades?

[coaster]

All that parade does is feed his already inflated ego.  Tommy looks inflated for another reason however. I wonder how many times Tommy asked to go through a drive-thru. I bet one of Tommy's dreams is to order a cheeseburger from the back seat of a convertible. Livin' the dream.

[BobGrau]

Not to mention the "gay bar special" black leather sportcoat.

I wonder if he's armed under that thing?

[conscious comic]

Hey y'all (just trying to practice getting through the screener if and when I call in to Snoory on C2C...)


Did anyone else catch the Snoorster last night recalling the time he was boarding a plane and a flight attendant (I'm surprised he didn't refer to her as a stewardess) went 'ballistic' on him because he touched her arm while attempting to get by her in the aisle?


Seriously...in 2013, what man wouldn't have the presence of mind NOT to tell a story revealing such utterly clueless and offensive behavior?

[RedMichael]

She probably had a reactionary response and pulled her arm away. It is obvious George is very insecure and I am sure everything gets blown up.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Nope. Someone threw a cabbage at noory. Tommy thought they tossed him a snack.

... and caught it with his mouth.