George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

People are smoking beets now? Crazy! 

You can "beet-base" by mixing it with turmeric.

[ShayP]

Maybe mix in a little Carnivora too? 

Yeah.  For the Cats. 

[ShayP]

You can "beet-base" by mixing it with turmeric.

Imagine the stains on people's mouths if that became a thing. 

[ShayP]

I never checked who the second guest was...

[albrecht]

If you're stressed about chemtrails, some beet powder can help you relax.

BEEt-ware I got some family growing them. Haven't visited in a while but:
1) used for sugar mainly (like EVIL corn syrup)
2) use various evil 'cides' sometimes
3) might be GMO (not sure on that)
But, on the other hand, good Scandinavian stock who, when moved to a new country, picked the coldest more desolated, flat area to go!   

[ShayP]

I never checked who the second guest was...

...astrology with palmistry to make predictions about trends.

Blech! 

I get my trends from Gerald Celente dammit!

[21st Century Man]

This program truly has turned into an infomercial.  Even though the current guest is talking about weather manipulation, all the commercials just overwhelm you with the snake-oil bullshit.  That compounds the fact that Noory prefers the woo-woo guests that pedal this misinformation. (i.e. Joel Wallach, et al)  Noory must be afraid of his own mortality.

The show is simply not worth listening to anymore.  The only shows Noory seems to prepare for are the ones with the infomercial guests.  When he has an interesting guest, it is all dumbed-down questions.  Noory seemed to try harder when Art was affiliated with the show but since Art left, the show has really become intolerable.

Of course the show becomes listenable again when the guesthosts are in charge save for Lee Cigar.

[Dr. MD MD]

BEEt-ware I got some family growing them. Haven't visited in a while but:
1) used for sugar mainly (like EVIL corn syrup)
2) use various evil 'cides' sometimes
3) might be GMO (not sure on that)
But, on the other hand, good Scandinavian stock who, when moved to a new country, picked the coldest more desolated, flat area to go!   

Haha! I think you nailed it, albrecht. People feel good on beets because they're just getting a sugar high. 

[ShayP]

The show is simply not worth listening to anymore.  The only shows Noory seems to prepare for are the ones with the infomercial guests.  When he has an interesting guest, it is all dumbed-down questions.  Noory seemed to try harder when Art was affiliated but since Art left, the show has really become intolerable.

Yep!  Plus it's mostly staged.  We all remember the old "rule" that it was one call per month but the same idiots that call in nearly every day (Annie, Jeff, Cornelius, to name just a few) always called in numerous times during the "rule" and were never questioned.  Noory has his comfort zone and he is afraid of anything outside of that.  Congrats to him though.  He was able to bullshit his way through all of it and get paid.  But!  My dumb-ass still listens out of curiosity and lack of sleep.

[albrecht]

...astrology with palmistry to make predictions about trends.

Blech! 

I get my trends from Gerald Celente dammit!

He was friends with Gov Connally. Well met once or something. He had some good trends. Shot and later bad land deals etc.

[zeebo]

Why hasn't some hipster invented a beet-based cocktail yet?  Maybe call it the Beetled-juice.

[ShayP]

He was friends with Gov Connally. Well met once or something. He had some good trends. Shot and later bad land deals etc.

I actually enjoy Celente.  I always wait for the mention of 'stationary stores' and I smile. 

[ShayP]

Why hasn't some hipster invented a beet-based cocktail yet?  Maybe call it the Beetled-juice.

They have.  A few bars here have beets as part of the mix.  Sometimes as a garnish.   

[ShayP]

I've heard the commercial several times tonight and as a Taco Bell fan I will say I would never eat that 'Naked Chicken Chalupa.'  Nope.   

[albrecht]

Haha! I think you nailed it, albrecht. People feel good on beets because they're just getting a sugar high. 

Not to belabor the point but I have an old relative who HATES beets. He now has a phone and, due earlier episodes of sorta hazing, good natured, I will send him photos of canned beets if I happen to see them around in a store.

[ShayP]

I love beets.    All kinds.   

[Dr. MD MD]

I love beets.    All kinds.   

I would never think to buy them and prepare them myself but whenever someone has served me some I've usually enjoyed them. 

[albrecht]

I love beets.    All kinds.   

Me thinks something about the farm and harsh uobringing and beets? He hates them. So I jab him sometimes. All in good fun. Shoot. I think we are bringing up weakwilled people these days. It used to be all about ribbing friends, hazing brothers, having fights after school, etc. But for fun and deescalation. And not crazy.stuff.

[ShayP]

Sweet potato hashbrowns with beet syrup.  Yep...it's amazing where one gets inspiration. 

[ShayP]

Me thinks something about the farm and harsh uobringing and beets? He hates them. So I jab him sometimes. All in good fun. Shoot. I think we are bringing up weakwilled people these days. It used to be all about ribbing friends, hazing brothers, having fights after school, etc. But for fun and deescalation. And not crazy.stuff.

Yep... All in good fun.     I agree with everything you said. 

[ShayP]

I would never think to buy them and prepare them myself but whenever someone has served me some I've usually enjoyed them. 

Good man!  We should start a beet cult.  I leave that to zeebo or albrecht...or Noory. 

[Dr. MD MD]

Sweet potato hashbrowns with beet syrup.  Yep...it's amazing where one gets inspiration. 

Maybe sprinkle a little sugar on top to brown it up good. 

[zeebo]

I would never think to buy them and prepare them myself but whenever someone has served me some I've usually enjoyed them. 

Lately I've been getting into the juicing craze.  Supposedly you can juice them raw.  But I'm afraid.

[GravitySucks]

Maybe sprinkle a little sugar on top to brown it up good. 

I can't even remember the taste of beets, but I know as a kid I absolutely hated them. Now when I see the color, I gag.

[ShayP]

Maybe sprinkle a little sugar on top to brown it up good. 

There ya go! Crispy for sure.  Like I said...inspiration. 

[GravitySucks]

Lately I've been getting into the juicing craze.  Supposedly you can juice them raw.  But I'm afraid.

Have you tried cabbage juice?  Unbelievably sweet and doesnt taste like cabbage like one would expect.

[ShayP]

I can't even remember the taste of beets, but I know as a kid I absolutely hated them. Now when I see the color, I gag.

C'mon man!  The color of beets makes you gag?     You are still invited to my brunch though. 


...oh yeah, and the whole pet thing you busted my balls about.  It's been a while but I remember. 

Still love ya man.     Cheers! 

[CronkitesGhost]

Where are the evil people who are chemically engineering this climatic armageddon going to live once their diabolical plan succeeds in wiping out humankind? Another planet? Inner Earth?

[ShayP]

Lately I've been getting into the juicing craze.  Supposedly you can juice them raw.  But I'm afraid.

Raw cabbage juice has a burning sensation.  FYI.  Like Gravity said, it's sweet...when cooked.

[zeebo]

Have you tried cabbage juice?  Unbelievably sweet and doesnt taste like cabbage like one would expect.

I have not but sounds good.  I'm a cabbage fan generally.