George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Lol that Annie call was classic.  Instructing George to get the guest back on the phone since she has 'hundreds of patents' she needs to discuss with him.

[zeebo]

George's latest woo-woo energy healer/whatever says whenever she's feeling the bad vibes she shifts her attention away from "the negativity", and breathes out "seeds of love".  Got it?  Ok I expect you all to use this while listening to C2C.

[21st Century Man]

George's latest woo-woo energy healer/whatever says whenever she's feeling the bad vibes she shifts her attention away from "the negativity", and breathes out "seeds of love".  Got it?  Ok I expect you all to use this while listening to C2C.

https://vimeo.com/30517601

[NoMoreNoory]

"James, I want to talk with you about something we talk about a lot, and that's climate change. Regardless of the position of man-made or some kind of cyclical planetary issue, the question is true, the question is 'Are the climates [sic] changing?', and they're changing dramatically. What are we going to do about that?"

Our boy with the grammatically elegant, probing questions as ever. I would think the answer sort of depends entirely on whether you accept that some/most/all of it is man-made or not, Joorch.

Canton's answer: 'I think it represents a tremendous opportunity for business.'

[sumthinz going on]

Lol that Annie call was classic.  Instructing George to get the guest back on the phone since she has 'hundreds of patents' she needs to discuss with him.

can there be any doubt nefarious forces caused the mysterious phone disconnectios when Annie called in? Also, noticed George and his guest totally ignored the caller who claimed to have figured out the real reason women menstruate...confirmation that she is on to something is the fact she was able to get through tonight, of all nights, after 30 yrs. of listening. Geez, something strange is happening!

[ItsOver]

He'll be joining Jorch in the studio so expect the usual pictures to be posted on the Coast website that night.  Then expect Noory to talk about how he is close buds with Mel in the years that follow.

Yep.  Look forward to lots of "Do yeeewww know my buddy Mel?" queries of future guests.

[ItsOver]

I wish Ziznak was still hanging around.  I'd request a Photoshop of Jorch in "Braveheart" battle face paint.

[21st Century Man]

Yep.  Look forward to lots of "Do yeeewww know my buddy Mel?" queries of future guests.

Possible gaffes on Monday. 

"I really loved yeeewww in Angel Heart and I love that movie yeeeewww made about the Apocalypse.    Was the Apocalypse supposed to happen in 2012?  Y'know according to the Mayan calendar?  They sure messed that up."

[ItsOver]

Possible gaffes on Monday. 

"I really loved yeeewww in Angel Heart and I love that movie yeeeewww made about the Apocalypse.    Was the Apocalypse supposed to happen in 2012?  Y'know according to the Mayan calendar?  They sure messed that up."

He he he.  A potential goldmine of Nooryisms await.  Plus, maybe Mel will go WTF and go postal on Jorch.

[NoMoreNoory]

Possible gaffes on Monday. 

"I really loved yeeewww in Angel Heart and I love that movie yeeeewww made about the Apocalypse.    Was the Apocalypse supposed to happen in 2012?  Y'know according to the Mayan calendar?  They sure messed that up."

Are you related to Mel Brooks?

[bateman]

If Noory were smart he'd get Mel good and liquored up before the show and wait for the fireworks. Think of the publicity, Jorch...

[JesusJuice]

If Noory were smart he'd get Mel good and liquored up before the show and wait for the fireworks. Think of the publicity, Jorch...

George: Do you think it was angels?


Mel: No it was a pack of wild niggers.

[ItsOver]

If Noory were smart he'd get Mel good and liquored up before the show and wait for the fireworks. Think of the publicity, Jorch...

"No fuss'n or fight'n!  What would Ma Noory think?"

[GravitySucks]

http://maryannwinkowski.com/ Tonight. The Ghost Whisper...

I will just keep this image in my mind.

[Morgus]

http://maryannwinkowski.com/ Tonight. The Ghost Whisper...

I will just keep this image in my mind.

[Morgus]

If Noory were smart he'd get Mel good and liquored up before the show and wait for the fireworks. Think of the publicity, Jorch...

Noory will ask if the world of "Mad Max" is or will be a reality... 

[Dr. MD MD]

Noory will ask if the world of "Mad Max" is or will be a reality... 

Mos def! Noory can't NOT be hack. 

[sumthinz going on]

http://maryannwinkowski.com/ Tonight. The Ghost Whisper...

I will just keep this image in my mind.

me too...i almost had one! but i gotta keep that in mind for later cos sometimes things get old, right? ain't like my girl not thinkin bout how good george noory or something might be, right? i mean, come on, you can't tell me that 'stache ain't never made a hotty moan when he's down at the Y.

[zeebo]

I wish Ziznak was still hanging around.  I'd request a Photoshop of Jorch in "Braveheart" battle face paint.

I miss Ziz.  Also I haven't seen his photoshop protege UFQuack around in quite awhile.  Here's one of his works of art.

[ShayP]

I swear I saw ziznak post not too long ago. 

[Dr. MD MD]

I swear I saw ziznak post not too long ago.

Yeah...me too...but I think only in this thread though.

[ShayP]

I miss Ziz.  Also I haven't seen his photoshop protege UFQuack around in quite awhile.  Here's one of his works of art.

OMG.    That's just awful to think about...and terrifying to look at.

[ShayP]

Real-life ghost buster Mary Ann Winkowski will discuss earthbound spirits, negative energy and curses, spirits that have crossed over in dreams, and the years she was consultant to the TV show Ghost Whisperer. Followed by Open Lines in the latter half.

So I guess Noory will do his usual "Do you mind staying on longer?"  Then open lines will be gone, as they have been quite a bit.

[NoMoreNoory]

Possible gaffes on Monday. 

"I really loved yeeewww in Angel Heart and I love that movie yeeeewww made about the Apocalypse.    Was the Apocalypse supposed to happen in 2012?  Y'know according to the Mayan calendar?  They sure messed that up."

It might also be worth anticipating the excuses Joorch will come up with when Mel cancels at the last minute.....

[ShayP]

So I'm polishing off the last of my vodka tonics and munching on these while waiting for Noory:



What is my life? 

[ShayP]

BTW...those cookies are frikin' great. 

[ShayP]

Howard Bloom can kiss my ass.

[ShayP]

zeebo implied he would be here.  I am alone.  But I also am strong.

[ShayP]

Well.  I need my sanity and my rest.  No sense in posting to myself.  Cheers to all that are not here. 

[zeebo]

So I'm polishing off the last of my vodka tonics and munching on these while waiting for Noory:

Please, those cookies should be dipped in brandy, not vodka.  Or maybe a Guinness.