George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

Who's crazier, this kooky cunt or that crazy shithead Steve Quayle?

666 of one and 666 and a half of another.

[Major Ed Damien]

Hahahahaha

George is playing "Dust in the Wind" by Kansas -- a song about no god, no heaven, no anything.

"All we are is dust in the wind."

Let's hope Katherine has a stroke while listening to it on hold.

[Nick el Ass]

I'm glad to be footloose and Noory free for the rest of eternity.

[Major Ed Damien]

'The Mark of The Beast is not going to come like a plate of steaming dog poo'


Speechless.


Seriously, I'm lost. What exactly is this awful thing that Disney or supermarket check-outs are supposed to be doing? I'm trying to understand what exactly her point is. And since Noory won't ask, I suspect I'm going to be none the wiser.

It's supposed to be separating heathens like you from the Good People who are going to blast off into heaven like human bottle rockets very soon.

Meanwhile, you'll be gnashing your teeth in a fiery hell of your own making -- thanks to Mickey and Minnie.

[Major Ed Damien]

Good thing nobody wants to stick a Smart Meter on Katherine's noggin.

I wonder if they'd even get a reading.

[Nick el Ass]

It's supposed to be separating heathens like you from the Good People who are going to blast off into heaven like bottle rockets very soon.

Meanwhile, you'll be gnashing your teeth in a fiery hell of your own making -- thanks to Mickey and Minnie.

Let's hope those good people don't end up like the hamsters Noory blasted off on rockets when he was a evil bastard child.

[Major Ed Damien]

She just mentioned one of George Orwell's characters -- the main one -- in "1984."

George Orwell would have preferred being sodomized with a hardback copy of his own book than to have to sit and listen to Katherine Albrecht for an hour.

[pate]

I think "craig/greg" might have been Steve Quayle pranking...  the last caller....

sure sounded like him

[Major Ed Damien]

Katharine Albrecht just called something "creepy."

Creepy pot meet creepy kettle.

Creepy Christian meet creepy crapper.

[Nick el Ass]

Katharine Albrecht just called something "creepy."

Creepy pot meet creepy kettle.

Creepy Christian meet creepy crapper.

George is a creeper just listen to any interview he does with a woman. They all laugh at him though because there is no amount of money, or turkey sammiches that could make them curl up next to that especially with Tommy watching from a chair next to his bed.

[Major Ed Damien]

I think "craig/greg" might have been Steve Quayle pranking...  the last caller....

sure sounded like him

It really sounded like him, didn't it? 

The spitting audio replica.

[Major Ed Damien]

I guess they won't take callers who may sound sane.

[Major Ed Damien]

I dunno.

After an hour and a half of Katherine's kooky gibberings, I vote Beast.

[NoMoreNoory]

I glanced at the time before releasing my Beast to leave his final Mark of the day. 2:22. Oh no! The Mark Of The Fractional Beast.

[Major Ed Damien]

George keeps calling it "the Sign of the Beast" instead of "the Mark of the Beast."

He made the same mistake tonight during the live lead-in they do for his show on KFI-AM Los Angeles.

If he'd practiced saying it in front of the mirror while shaving off a mustache half, he might have learned the name of the crazy bitch's subject by now.

By the way, KFI has been making fun of Snoory a lot lately.

They had a news correspondent reporting from Ferguson a while back, and they've got George on tape -- previously live -- slurring, "You shtay stafe, Steve."

They've played it and laughed over it a half a dozen times on "The Tim Conway Junior Show." 

[zeebo]

So some two thousand years ago some guy on a greek island drinks a bit too much grappa or sits in the sun too long, has a weird dream, and eventually demonic rfid tags show up?

[NoMoreNoory]

I know this about my supermarket loyalty card. It gave us a free turkey for Thanksgiving and currently qualifies me to $1.09 off every gallon of gas next time I refill the car. Scarey!!!!

[Major Ed Damien]

Katherine's little giggle is the most frightening thing the show has ever aired.

Someday we'll have a president like her -- and with her mental illness.  She'll launch a nuclear strike to inaugurate "Beast Blanket Bingo."

Then it's "Goodbye, everyone."

[Major Ed Damien]

Katherine loves Israel because its creation in the late 1940's figures into her religion's whacked-out, end-of-the-world scenario.

But all those Jews are doomed.

Again.

[Major Ed Damien]

I wonder if Katherine Albrecht considers a library card with its number bar code on it a "Mark of the Beast."

Harvard should be sufficiently embarrassed by now.

[zeebo]

Honest question.  If she's against putting anything on her forehead, how does she square that with Ash Wednesday ceremonies?

[Major Ed Damien]

Katherine's "passion" is a beast.

George:  "So where do you get your passion, Katherine?"

Katherine:  "Hell."

[pate]

Honest question.  If she's against putting anything on her forehead, how does she square that with Ash Wednesday ceremonies?

I was wondering that myself, I figured she was telling us all to stand up against people that want to randomly tattoo a barcode on our fore-heads...

I don't think I'd like a barcode tattoo, on my forehead, or any tattoo on my forehead for that matter...  Doesn't ol' Charlie Manson have a tattoo on his forehead?  I think someone may have tricked him into taking the mark of the beast...

GNS

[Major Ed Damien]

Honest question.  If she's against putting anything on her forehead, how does she square that with Ash Wednesday ceremonies?

If you're looking for logic or sense from anything Katherine Albrecht is babbling, then you might as well be trying to eat soup with an icepick.

[zeebo]

I was wondering that myself, I figured she was telling us all to stand up against people that want to randomly tattoo a barcode on our fore-heads...

Yeah but she said she teaches her kids not to do face-painting when they paint your forehead.  Pretty heavy trip to lay on a kid.   

[21st Century Man]

I appreciate a good laugh at Noory's expense and Albrecht also leaves herself open to jabs but I would appreciate a bit more respect from others to those of us who practice Christianity. Sometimes the Christophobia gets out of hand. Thank you.

[pate]

If you're looking for logic or sense from anything Katherine Albrecht is babbling, then you might as well be trying to eat soup with an icepick.

You know that statement about eating soup with an icepick makes me wonder about the veracity of the "Pizza Roll Incident."  I am suddenly overcome with a mental image of Simple Jorch thinking if he just moves the icepick fast enough into his mouth some soup is bound to tag along for the ride, then stabs himself in the 'flappy thing' (his uvula, not his vulva, you sicko...)

GNS

[narcissist noory]

Tonight is the only time in his life when georgie will be' talking' to two women in one night

[zeebo]

...I would appreciate a bit more respect from others to those of us who practice Christianity.

Hey 21st, there's various ways to practice Christianity, is there not?  Honestly curious if you think Ms. Albrecht's Revelations-based view is on the right track?  (Just speaking for myself, no personal offense intended btw.)

[Nick el Ass]

I appreciate a good laugh at Noory's expense and Albrecht also leaves herself open to jabs but I would appreciate a bit more respect from others to those of us who practice Christianity. Sometimes the Christophobia gets out of hand. Thank you.

I'm with you there.