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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

SciFiAuthor

Whenever a prominent member stops posting in the suck thread, we can refer to him or her as "in the cornfield".

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 11:30:22 AM
Grains of truth driven to overstatement by an M.O. of inherent dislike. In truth I think he speaks perfectly clearly, flubs about once an hour or less, DOES drift but otherwise asks questions at about the same level as anyone else in broadcast media (which I consider to be dumbed down. That's one of the reasons I liked Art, he'll ask a technical question without hesitation and assume people know what he's talking about) and I have never detected a disingenuous attitude beyond that required to interview a numerologist or a werewolf in the first place.

I would suggest you listen more closely. His questions are generally disconnected from one another and the guest's recent responses.

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: Agent : Orange on November 11, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
I would suggest you listen more closely. His questions are generally disconnected from one another and the guest's recent responses.

He certainly drifts, that's abundantly evident.

ItsOver

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 01:43:03 PM
Whenever a prominent member stops posting in the suck thread, we can refer to him or her as "in the cornfield".

I feel like I've been sent to "the cornfield" if I make the mistake of even tuning into Jorch.   ;)

SciFiAuthor

LOL. Now George's show is "the cornfield" and Art's is the "black hole".

ItsOver

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 01:58:20 PM
LOL. Now George's show is "the cornfield" and Art's is the "black hole".

That pretty much sums it up, SciFi.  So much for the wonder of Extraterrestrial radio.


Falkie2013

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 01:17:29 PM
Well, he's got Bill Mumy backing him. I just don't see how anything could take him down with powerful friends like that

The only way we're gonna get rid of $noorge is if a turmeric warehouse is hit by a superstorm, its walls burst and the contents sweep into either his studio or his cave deep below the earth and he's washed out to sea or towards hell and drowns.
But ... sci fi, I've HEARD him say stuff that is so stupid that I turn the radio off. And in my apartment, I usually listen to him when I'm doing dishes or cooking something and my radio is on the kitchen cabinet immediately above the stove.
Anymore and with any random program you could choose, its only usually a couple of minutes of airtime before he comes out with a Nooryism and I'm forced to turn the radio off in disgust. And I've been hearing this kind of crap since the first time the guy came on the air and since I've lived in this closet ... err, apartment for now going into the 11th year, that's a lot of listening.
I used to listen to him in the bedroom and usually he'd put me to sleep with his droning patter.
With DM, Art didn't do that but I'm older than I was in 1990 when I started and I just can't always stay awake to listen. During the short tenure of DM, my body kept demanding I go to sleep NOW. I guess its a penalty of getting older, being all of 61 1/2. I also start getting sleepy every day around 4 or 5 and it even interferes with my driving sometimes. My body seems to have this need to nap that's almost uncontrollable.
Oh, one more thing. I have about 150 shows on my Itunes including Noory shows and I'm sure with editing I could copy any Nooryisms to my Iphone as a video and put them on You Tube so you could " see " the Nooryisms as they came straight off the program.
Made up ?
Bullshit.
You'd have a hard time making this shit up. I've posted a couple of times about what he said while I was listening to him say it.

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 01:47:59 PM
He certainly drifts, that's abundantly evident.

It's more than that. His questions don't reflect the content of the discussion at all, and worse are often nonsensical in the extreme. And this isn't a rare thing, it happens pretty much every show.

You mention sampling 20 pages of this thread at a time and checking for accuracy among claims within. I would suggest you do the same with a set of George's questions. I think you'll find that there are bigger problems than wandering.

I get that you may feel George has been over severely maligned on this thread and that the complaints about him are due to herd mentality here. I would argue you are turning a deaf ear to the actual content that now makes up the show. I say this with an admitted margin of error as I haven't been a regular listener in years but caught one or two over the summer.

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: Falkie2013 on November 11, 2013, 02:08:22 PM
The only way we're gonna get rid of $noorge is if a turmeric warehouse is hit by a superstorm, its walls burst and the contents sweep into either his studio or his cave deep below the earth and he's washed out to sea or towards hell and drowns.
But ... sci fi, I've HEARD him say stuff that is so stupid that I turn the radio off. And in my apartment, I usually listen to him when I'm doing dishes or cooking something and my radio is on the kitchen cabinet immediately above the stove.
Anymore and with any random program you could choose, its only usually a couple of minutes of airtime before he comes out with a Nooryism and I'm forced to turn the radio off in disgust. And I've been hearing this kind of crap since the first time the guy came on the air and since I've lived in this closet ... err, apartment for now going into the 11th year, that's a lot of listening.
I used to listen to him in the bedroom and usually he'd put me to sleep with his droning patter.
With DM, Art didn't do that but I'm older than I was in 1990 when I started and I just can't always stay awake to listen. During the short tenure of DM, my body kept demanding I go to sleep NOW. I guess its a penalty of getting older, being all of 61 1/2. I also start getting sleepy every day around 4 or 5 and it even interferes with my driving sometimes. My body seems to have this need to nap that's almost uncontrollable.
Oh, one more thing. I have about 150 shows on my Itunes including Noory shows and I'm sure with editing I could copy any Nooryisms to my Iphone as a video and put them on You Tube so you could " see " the Nooryisms as they came straight off the program.
Made up ?
Bullshit.
You'd have a hard time making this shit up. I've posted a couple of times about what he said while I was listening to him say it.

Oh hell Falkie, I'm 37 and I have the nap urge. When I need that nap, it comes, like it or not.

Some of them are not made up, I've said that. He does misspeak. He does say things in an odd way. But a lot of it is BS. The lisp is a fine example, it doesn't exist. If it does, it's a one off that most people would have never noticed.

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: Agent : Orange on November 11, 2013, 02:11:52 PM
It's more than that. His questions don't reflect the content of the discussion at all, and worse are often nonsensical in the extreme. And this isn't a rare thing, it happens pretty much every show.

You mention sampling 20 pages of this thread at a time and checking for accuracy among claims within. I would suggest you do the same with a set of George's questions. I think you'll find that there are bigger problems than wandering.

I get that you may feel George has been over severely maligned on this thread and that the complaints about him are due to herd mentality here. I would argue you are turning a deaf ear to the actual content that now makes up the show. I say this with an admitted margin of error as I haven't been a regular listener in years but caught one or two over the summer.

No, actually I have a lot of problems with the content. I said that, the health and wellness shows have the feel of infomercials, and anyone passing through on the dial is going to conclude that it is one. That would seem like a big problem to me.

It's the herd mentality, you're seeing Art get trashed in the same way in the Quit thread. It will only get worse. Just kick back and watch. What I'm saying will be readily evident over the next month if Art doesn't solve his issue with SXM.

Quote from: albrecht on November 11, 2013, 10:48:15 AM
... But one, of the many annoying things, George does is play with every caller's name. Maybe he is bored? Maybe he is trying to be friendly? Maybe it is just a game he plays with himself? But if a caller is Robert he will say "hi Bobby", if a caller calls in as "Bob" or "Bobby" he will answer "hi Robert". And so on...



My favorite - 'Phyllis from Dallas, hi Phil'

BobGrau

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 01:58:20 PM
LOL. Now George's show is "the cornfield" and Art's is the "black hole".

Also I note that MV's avatar is currently a black field, which means, uh, gnoorys avatar, well... yeah.

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 02:20:12 PM
Oh hell Falkie, I'm 37 and I have the nap urge. When I need that nap, it comes, like it or not.

Some of them are not made up, I've said that. He does misspeak. He does say things in an odd way. But a lot of it is BS. The lisp is a fine example, it doesn't exist. If it does, it's a one off that most people would have never noticed.

Fishman, I agree with your opinion of George.

onan

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 02:23:45 PM
No, actually I have a lot of problems with the content. I said that, the health and wellness shows have the feel of infomercials, and anyone passing through on the dial is going to conclude that it is one. That would seem like a big problem to me.

It's the herd mentality, you're seeing Art get trashed in the same way in the Quit thread. It will only get worse. Just kick back and watch. What I'm saying will be readily evident over the next month if Art doesn't solve his issue with SXM.
\

There is more than sufficient evidence to at least state that noory is lacking as a host. Like him or not, playing devil's advocate,  is kind of silly. Hey if someone likes noory, hell some people like S&M. But to argue the validity due to herd mentality... well some like S&M.

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 12:34:55 AM
Even still, once doesn't really reflect the entirety.

I think this particular example was a recorded bumper ad, which he may have re-recorded. I have to dig around for it though.

fotd

Quote from: Agent : Orange on November 11, 2013, 02:11:52 PM
It's more than that. His questions don't reflect the content of the discussion at all, and worse are often nonsensical in the extreme. And this isn't a rare thing, it happens pretty much every show.

I clicked on a random page number and came across this post from four years ago.

Quote from: EvB on June 27, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
He reminds me of the worst of out-sourced tech support - where the person you get on the other end of the hone just keeps on reading from those 3 x 5 cards NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.

Gotta admit, he's very consistent at sucking.

Quote from: albrecht on November 11, 2013, 10:48:15 AM
... But one, of the many annoying things, George does is play with every caller's name. Maybe he is bored? Maybe he is trying to be friendly? Maybe it is just a game he plays with himself? But if a caller is Robert he will say "hi Bobby", if a caller calls in as "Bob" or "Bobby" he will answer "hi Robert". And so on...


The biggest, er, largest victim of this is Tom 'Stop Calling Me Tommy' Dumbheiser.

Siting there anonymously night after night, having hitched his star to George's wagon - one day George decides to mention his man servant and poke a little fun at him.  'Tommy' is born.

ItsOver

"Quote from: EvB on June 27, 2009, 09:27:39 PM
He reminds me of the worst of out-sourced tech support - where the person you get on the other end of the phone just keeps on reading from those 3 x 5 cards NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY. "

Finally, the perfect job for Jorch.  Serving as a customer rep for Sirius.  "This is Virginia?  Hi, Virgin.  How are yeuuuuuuuu?  I'm Dave.  You're cancelling because of Art Bell?  Oh, yes, Art's no longer with us...."

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 11, 2013, 02:23:45 PM
It's the herd mentality, you're seeing Art get trashed in the same way in the Quit thread. It will only get worse. Just kick back and watch. What I'm saying will be readily evident over the next month if Art doesn't solve his issue with SXM.
I think you oversimplify the response of the user base to both Art and Noory. People have unique reasons for feeling the way they do and more than enough justification for anger and bashing. It's not hard to look at the most vocal and predict that popular opinion will swing the fans against Art, but that was pretty much a given with the way his leaving was handled. I don't think it's justified to credit all of that to herd mentality. If I misunderstand your point of view please enlighten me.

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: Agent : Orange on November 11, 2013, 08:56:34 PM
I think you oversimplify the response of the user base to both Art and Noory. People have unique reasons for feeling the way they do and more than enough justification for anger and bashing. It's not hard to look at the most vocal and predict that popular opinion will swing the fans against Art, but that was pretty much a given with the way his leaving was handled. I don't think it's justified to credit all of that to herd mentality. If I misunderstand your point of view please enlighten me.

It's more about a kernel being placed, regardless of the reason that caused it. The internet works that way, things go viral, books break out, and criticism seethes and grows. Eventually it leaves the bounds of the real and drifts off into orbit with things said that have no basis in anything.

Meanandnasty

Mr. Noory, thank  you for your service! Just not  on 104, that is Art's channel.  He started the channel and you follow him.  It's nice to be second best isn't it?

You are good at playing Follow The Leader.

SciFiAuthor

I officially and unequivocally retract every nice thing I've ever said about Noory. Coast to Coast is playing on Indie 104 on SiriusXM. There was indeed a shenanigan as Art suggested. Oates was bad, but this is too much.


Nighthawk

Fuck you Gnoory. Will you be back on here soon with your lies? You will say you didn't know? it wasn't you? You are truly a fuckin scumbag, a liar and a cheat. Fuck you. I am going to tell every single person I know that may even have the slightest intention of tuning into your program how much you suck and how dishonorable you are. You are a disgusting person.


SciFiAuthor

Ah, Jesus fuck George. What the hell did you just do?

Bigfoot

Quote from: Meanandnasty on November 12, 2013, 12:21:28 AM
Mr. Noory, thank  you for your service! Just not  on 104, that is Art's channel.  He started the channel and you follow him.  It's nice to be second best isn't it?

You are good at playing Follow The Leader.

lol Art did not start that channel

and c2c was broadcasted on SXM before DM


but let's not let facts stand in the way of our 2 min hate session

Morgus

As expected Noory spent nearly a half hour segment playing recordings of all the armed forces theme songs.
He did that a few months ago on Memorial Day too.
Noory always takes advantage of using these holidays for playing pre-recorded stuff so he can goof off...

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on November 12, 2013, 12:53:17 AM
Ah, Jesus fuck George. What the hell did you just do?


That's strange, who would have ever guessed George is a scumball?

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