George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sophie]

You can't see it, but he's holding onto it real tight.

[Sophie]

OMG!!! Imagine that?!

Amazing, you never see them at a party together.

[PB the Deplorable]

You can't see it, but he's holding onto it real tight.

George was always a bit anal retentive..


George:  'So true'

[Sophie]

Have you noticed the banner ad at the top?

Everyday children go hungry.

Then a picture of (I presume) Maritza

Then a said eyed boy.

George Noory has the solution doncha know,

He's eating a cat.

Way to go lightworker!

[MV/Liberace!]

Have you noticed the banner ad at the top?

Everyday children go hungry.

Then a picture of (I presume) Maritza

Then a said eyed boy.

George Noory has the solution doncha know,

He's eating a cat.

Way to go lightworker!

i thought he was eating a baby in that one.  it's a cat?

[MV/Liberace!]

by the way...
i just wanted to take a sec to suggest to you guys that you link to this thread from your facebook/myspace pages or whatever else you have that you could link from.  every bit helps in the google rankings.  much like the defunct gns thread at glp, this thread is a work of comedy genius and deserves as much attention as possible.

[pogo]

Two of Art's calls last night sounded very phony and affected, figured they were both pranks.  One had been trying to send Commander(?) Noory a ufo for years but George wouldn't talk to him. Strange low voice, couldn't make out half of what he said, damn I didn't have the recorder set up. 
The guy right after him sounded like a gay Emo Philips, his relative had 3 cars disappear in his rear view mirror.

[Sophie]

i thought he was eating a baby in that one.  it's a cat?

It looked like a kitty to me.  I don't know, early morning without my glasses, could have been a baby.  It wouldn't suprise me if it was a puppy.  He seems to offend with no  regard for either parents, PETA, or your average person who just finds babies, kittens and puppies adorable.

[Sophie]

I took another look at the snacktime advertisement at the top of this page.  I cannot tell, be it baby, kitty, etc.

It does seem to be a tender morsel.  He should really turn himself in.

[Marc.Knight]

[Marc.Knight]

[Marc.Knight]

[Marc.Knight]

The great blob of nothingness attacks.

[Pirate King Atomsk]

[Sybil]

This is so funny!!!! OMG!!!!

[Marc.Knight]

[Sybil]

[MABUSE]

I think I have discovered a Klown Klue, Kiddies

http://www.stopclownpornnow.org/

**M**

[Sybil]

[Marc.Knight]

Love it...

[Marc.Knight]

I wish I had a brain...

[Marc.Knight]

Hoagland:  Lets try the Palms next.

Noory:  I have to get my thumb out of my ass first.

[Sybil]

[Sybil]

I wish I had a brain...

[Marc.Knight]

Hoagland:  Lets try the Palms next.

Noory:  I have to get my thumb out of my ass first.

Sybil, can you do your magic with this one also?

[Sybil]

Hoagland:  Lets try the Palms next.

Noory:  I have to get my thumb out of my ass first.

[Marc.Knight]

Hah ha!!! Trantastic.

[Sybil]

PW, I see you've been to the debris field.....LOL

[Marc.Knight]

PW, I see you've been to the debris field.....LOL

Yes, some real gems.

[Marc.Knight]

Sybil, can you make the LMH photo green?