George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Sybil]

Signing off for now.  It's my b-day and I understand there will be cake involved.

Well Happy Birthday, Sophie! Eat a slice for me!

[Gumby, Dammit]

Signing off for now.  It's my b-day and I understand there will be cake involved.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAMMIT!!!

Here, George has a present for ya!

[Gumby, Dammit]

And BTW...we're on page 69. What would the Cucumber Lady , Glynis say?

Remember when she said her man found her "G" spot? LOL!

Get outa here!

George voice: "You have a man friend? Jeez, ok. Umph. Let's go to some phinal phonecalls..."

[Gumby, Dammit]

Well Happy Birthday, Sophie! Eat a slice for me!

Free cake!

[Sybil]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAMMIT!!!

Here, George has a present for ya!

He picked it out, special, just for Sophie.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Hmmm. It's green. Think Gumby's playin' some tricks on Old George?

[Sybil]

Hmmm. It's green. Think Gumby's playin' some tricks on Old George?

Text color FAIL dammit

[Gumby, Dammit]

Big week for George - Ed McMahon, Farrah, Michael Jackson.

Hearty lunch, gleam in his eye, spring in his step, bet he can't wait to get on the air.

Booming excited radio guy voice:  'Auffff the Pacific Coast, Frommm the City of Angels...'

My money's on George saying,  "Gosh, I knew them all well, knew them well. Michael, Farrah, Ed, great guys, great gal. Gee, I wonder if they're all in the same place right now, talking to Angels?...Or, maybe in the other place talking to Demons? So tonight we're gonna have an exorcist..."

Hee Hee

[Sophie]

And BTW...we're on page 69. What would the Cucumber Lady , Glynis say?

Remember when she said her man found her "G" spot? LOL!

I don't remember that exact moment, but in my head I'm hearing a Julia Child voice get all twitterpated.  I expect you would need a few moments to recover from that, but the show must go on!!!

[pogo]

These people are so talented.  I don't know how to do any of this stuff. 

Great pics, never laughed this much over a thread, too fast and funny for me, loads of laughs on hte last 60 pgs. 

[Sophie]

He picked it out, special, just for Sophie.

Wow I'm just speechless.  Not to mention really, really, full.  Thanks for the thought though.  I'm sure someone else will have a birthday soon, and George can just save it up.

[Sophie]

My money's on George saying,  "Gosh, I knew them all well, knew them well. Michael, Farrah, Ed, great guys, great gal. Gee, I wonder if they're all in the same place right now, talking to Angels?...Or, maybe in the other place talking to Demons? So tonight we're gonna have an exorcist..."

Hee Hee

ROFL, you never know where they might be?   Maybe Oscar is interviewing them tonight for George. 

[pogo]

Michael Vandeven
i changed it.  what do u guys think about it now?

Hey I noticed it today, very nice, thanks

[Sophie]

Hmmm. It's green. Think Gumby's playin' some tricks on Old George?

George is not gonna let that old Gumby get the best of him again, Dammit.

[pogo]

Boss Hawg
One other suggestion Pogo (et al.) is under modify profile:
Look and Layout > Messages to display per page: 50
This configuration allows you to display more posts per page (which seems similar to our old home at GLP).

thanks Boss Hawg, good tip,  makes it a lot simpler

[Sophie]

And BTW...we're on page 69. What would the Cucumber Lady , Glynis say?

Remember when she said her man found her "G" spot? LOL!

And she was okay with the cucumber and everything?  Did I hear that wrong?

Did she scream into the night until an ambulance came for her?  I guess I don't remember this one at all.

[Gumby, Dammit]

George is not gonna let that old Gumby get the best of him again, Dammit.

Oh hell no!

[Sophie]

Oh hell no!

Little Dicker's airborne, everyone think good thoughts on this okay?

[Sybil]

Oh hell no!

somehow that's really disturbing!

[Pirate King Atomsk]

Is this what we've become Sybil? Poop jokes?

Bwahaha, j/k, I lol'd pretty hard actually.

[Sophie]

oh, Gumby, Dammit, you should have dropped him when you had the chance.   


Oh well, better luck next time. 

Stinky babies sometimes aren't all they're cracked up to be.

[Gumby, Dammit]

And she was okay with the cucumber and everything?  Did I hear that wrong?

Did she scream into the night until an ambulance came for her?  I guess I don't remember this one at all.

Well, George is always uncomfortable when it comes to girl things, ya know?

[Sophie]

Is this what we've become Sybil? Poop jokes?

Bwahaha, j/k, I lol'd pretty hard actually.

Yes poop jokes are what we've become.  You don't have to laugh, but already have given yourself up!

[Sophie]

Well, George is always uncomfortable when it comes to girl things, ya know?

OMG it's Auntie Mame trying to score one for the team!

[Sybil]

Is this what we've become Sybil? Poop jokes?

Bwahaha, j/k, I lol'd pretty hard actually.

Yes! As a matter of fact. Given it's George we're talkin' about. He's really shitty.

[Itty Bit]

Signing off for now.  It's my b-day and I understand there will be cake involved.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sophie! 

[PB the Deplorable]

George:  'Typical of the images sent to me'

[Sybil]

Well, George is always uncomfortable when it comes to girl things, ya know?

George: Look out Billy, here comes my man batter!

[MABUSE]

THIS should be REQUIRED READING for all GNS members : )

EXCELLENT and as far as my certain specific knowledge of the radio industry goes (based on my 13 years part-time ongoing involvement in same) DEAD ON THE MARK!  What is best about it is the material regarding shares.  It has been said (with some merit) that people can prove anything with numbers.  This is an excellent case in point.  I KNOW for a fact that Nuri's listenership has been in a death-glidepath in this market for some time.  I also know that the way marketing departments can re-adjust and spin any set of cumulative share numbers makes reality utterly irrelevant.  An extreme example as a case in point:  Interview 100 people and ask them if they prefer George Noory or having an eye gouged out with a spork.  How this will translate in marketing terms is this: "98% of people surveyed say they prefer George Noory."  THAT is the only FACT that matters or that will get promoted or heard.  Many thanks for posting this material, for what it's worth from me, it has all the hallmarks of being dead on true and accurate.

**M**

[pogo]

PW: The more I listen to George, the more I am convinced that he does not believe in anything he talks about. ....

it seems as if he sat down years ago and spent 20 minutes thinking up his routine, "let's see, angels, evil, 2012, pyramids, coincidences, ..." and never looked back
God only knows what the rest of his time is spent doing.