Even George Couldn't Buy THIS Vaccination Conspiracy....

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We all know that George usually is anti-vaccination.  We also know that Michelle Bachmann jumped on Rick Perry during the GOP debates for his involvement with making the HPV vaccine pretty close to mandatory for Texas girls. 

Michelle Bachmann then claimed the next day that she spoke to a lady who said that her daughter became retarded after having received the vaccine. 

George couldn't buy this story OR he couldn't find a guest who would back Bachmann up. 

I'm not saying that I believe that what Perry did was right, OR that people don't have serious concerns about the vaccine.  I'm not even saying that I think that Bachmann is stupid because she isn't.  I would suggest, however, that she was deliberately lying to influence gullible people.  Yet even George didn't buy it, lol.

Why not?  We know that most vaccines are administered when children are in their early years from 0-2 years.  These are the vaccines that most people claim have caused retardation or autism in their kids.  The HPV vaccine is given to girls when they are 11 or 12.  There's no way that one vaccine is going to make a 'tween girl who was average one day into someone mentally handicapped!  If indeed the 'tween girl in question suddenly became retarded, there are several other explanations:

1) Said girl started getting drunk or high all of the time;
2) The girl had recently received a frontal lobotomy;
3) Girl suddenly noticed that boys actually exist and her schoolwork suffered accordingly;

AND

4) Girl's mom was too retarded to notice that her daughter was retarded until very recently.  Mom decided that the vaccine was at fault.

(I understand that my terminology is un-PC and that Sarah Palin would object.  For that I am sorry.)

[morphiaflow]

You don't have to say she's stupid; I'll do it for you. She's stupid. And so is Perry. It's like watching a catfight at the special olympics. And yes, I'm aware of how offensively politically incorrect THAT statement is...sue me.

That said, this theory IS ridiculous. Even so, I'm sure there are some whackjob wingnuts who will COMPLETELY buy it.

I can't wait for her to find a vaccine that turns people gay (so her husband can cure them and be paid for it, of course.)

[Scully]

You don't have to say she's stupid; I'll do it for you. She's stupid. And so is Perry. It's like watching a catfight at the special olympics. And yes, I'm aware of how offensively politically incorrect THAT statement is...sue me.

That said, this theory IS ridiculous. Even so, I'm sure there are some whackjob wingnuts who will COMPLETELY buy it.

I can't wait for her to find a vaccine that turns people gay (so her husband can cure them and be paid for it, of course.)

Tell it like it is, Brother Morphia.  I totally agree.

It's definitely hard to imagine how someone who's raised 5 kids and also gotten a JD can still be so stupid, but Bachman continues to prove it can be done nearly every time she speaks publicly.

Oh, and Perry?  Don't get me started on that walking embarrassment.

[Frys Girl]

I hate Bachmann so much. She's worse than George Bush and possibly more dangerous. I hate the democrats, but I hate the Republicans more for not doing enough to organize a decent bunch of candidates. This country is full of morons, so we get morons for candidates.


I will say this about the vaccine: It is totally wrong to forcibly vaccinate people against HPV. Every strain of HPV does not cause cervical cancer. These girls and their families deserve a choice. Perry is a greedy moron.