Why Does George Noory Think That Speeding Up "Foreign" Names . . .

[Gassy Man]

makes them sound more "correct"? . . . it's weird in that if the name isn't some standard Anglo name he always says it faster and with a weird "Mexican" accent . . . . and it really doesn't matter if the name is Latino or Hispanic, French, Egyptian, Chinese, Japanese, or whatever . . . he uses the same tack.     

[Morgus]

he probably just thinks that others won't notice the mispronouncination so much if he says it really fast so they can't hear it as well.

[stevesh]

He also seems to be incapable of even trying to say the word 'February'. He'll always say 'Feb', even when he's announcing an event taking place that month.