TONIGHT- NOORY APOLOGY COUNTDOWN

[Scully]

What's scary is that Boory said he owned a gun. He's probably like Barney Fife with one bullet in his pocket.

I've noticed over the years that George is very careful to keep reminding us that he's a bigtime pro-gun person.  He sometimes admits he doesn't hunt or shoot skeet or anything else, but, by god,he wants his gun.

I've always figured he's just appealing to folks who expect him to be pro-gun. (Why would he be any more "for real" about this any more than he is about anything else?)

Bottom line:  I seriously doubt George would even know which end to point.  :

[onan]

I think his droid went to tatooine.

hahaha good one.

What about his Droid tho?

I dunno how he does it, honestly. I can barely see the comments here when I use my droid to look at the forums, much less type anything more than 5 words.

[EvB]

"Stay with us. After the break we are going to locate a crowbar so I can pry my head out of my ass. Amazing."

i'm sitting through this crap MOSTLY to read what you post next!  :

[JustOneFix]

EXACTLY!  He actually has a bodyguard and probably lives with him too--in his mother's basement.

I can see why he needs a bodyguard, he sucks so bad I am sure there is a long list of people that want to kick his ass for what he's done to a once great show.

I figured "Tommy" escorts him around. He always talks about how "Tommy" & him went to the store, out to eat etc.

[El Kragen]

If Snoory does apologize it will probably be like his Art Bell announcement: 10 seconds before sign off 

[SomeVelvetMorning]

I see tomorrow night Noory has 9-11 & Energy weapons.  Must be that story that Hoagland was spewing about Nazis from outter space using energy weapons in the 9-11 attack.

[George sucks]

George doesn't have a real gun like Barney Fife, or a bullet in his pocket.

He has a water pistol from the 99 cent store. A pink one. 

[George sucks]

George pulls that apology 10 seconds before sign off crap and he's finished.

[EvB]

Brewer & Shipley - One Toke Over The Line

[anagrammy]

Noory:  Why don't we see women bank robbers?  It must be something genetic."  :

Hi Velvet!  Glad to see you, have a drink and push someone aside.....the show is dying and we are LOVING being on the first row. 

[George sucks]

"to everything there is a season, a time to kill, a time to heal, a time to laugh"....

time to go smoke a cigarette. 

[anagrammy]

I can see why he needs a bodyguard, he sucks so bad I am sure there is a long list of people that want to kick his ass for what he's done to a once great show.

I figured "Tommy" escorts him around. He always talks about how "Tommy" & him went to the store, out to eat etc.

I tried to have a little private conversation with George once and Tommy spotted me and walked right over to see what I was asking.  He's like got a "supervisor" with him at all times, and Noory obeys like a dog after 2 weeks at the Dog Whisperer Compound.

ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE.....instead of Chlldren International contaminated water..ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE---dadadadda  Thanks, Ev.

[JustOneFix]

I bet Noory has this hanging up in the studio

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Hi Velvet!  Glad to see you, have a drink and push someone aside.....the show is dying and we are LOVING being on the first row.

Hello everyone!  Looks like a great hour ahead: amazing gun stories. 

[EvB]

"to everything there is a season, a time to kill, a time to heal, a time to laugh"....

time to go smoke a cigarette.

Absolutely time to smoke.

[Scully]

... I figured "Tommy" escorts him around. He always talks about how "Tommy" & him went to the store, out to eat etc.

I have wondered so many times how George can not know how foolish that sounds.  For a long time, I really did think "Tommy" was his lover. (And I didn't care.) Then one day he said Tommy was getting married, and I thought, "Wow, he's really taking that well." 

That was one of the first times I realized that George is a dummass.  :

[EvB]

I have wondered so many times how George can not know how foolish that sounds.  For a long time, I really did think "Tommy" was his lover. (And I didn't care.) Then one day he said Tommy was getting married, and I thought, "Wow, he's really taking that well." 

That was one of the first times I realized that George is a dummass.  :

So, 'splain this to me - who is wearing whom as a beard here?

[JustOneFix]

I have wondered so many times how George can not know how foolish that sounds.  For a long time, I really did think "Tommy" was his lover. (And I didn't care.) Then one day he said Tommy was getting married, and I thought, "Wow, he's really taking that well." 

That was one of the first times I realized that George is a dummass.  :

HAHAHA! I thought the Georgie & Tommy were an item too considering how much he used to talk to about him on air.

Like the lead in for the blinds.com commercial "Producer Tom needed new blinds" Perhaps it was because Noron was looking in the windows at 'certain times'.

If Noory got caught he'd say "Well I just wanted to stop by so we can get a head start on the 8 hrs of show prep."

BTW- this gun guy sucks.

[EvB]

A listener from Children International

[anagrammy]

So, 'splain this to me - who is wearing whom as a beard here?

I'm taking the bait:  I thought George had, shall we say, delicacy.  He does not strike one as a manly man.  For example, you would imagine him wiping a tear as a little old lady told him about losing her husband.  And beside him is huge, barrel-chested Tommy, spewing testosterone as he asks how things are going, everything ok?

[George sucks]

"uuuhhh, good point" The guest is never making a point when he says that.

That skit on SNL with the take off of Young Frankenstein, "uuuuhhh, FIRE BAAAAAD !!!" Noory's next incarnation.   

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Just a moment Mr. Criminal.  I need to check the wind direction before I use this mace on you.

[Eddie Coyle]

     John Lott..sounds like Kermit,but has Liza Minelli's eyebrows. Awful guest, known prevaricator(reviewed his books on-line with fake names)

       No apology forthcoming, I knew he wouldn't. Not yet at least.

[EvB]

I'm taking the bait:  I thought George had, shall we say, delicacy.  He does not strike one as a manly man.  For example, you would imagine him wiping a tear as a little old lady told him about losing her husband.  And beside him is huge, barrel-chested Tommy, spewing testosterone as he asks how things are going, everything ok?

Just as I read this I heard George say "Can't penetrate that"


Yes, my mind has gone to the gutter - somehow can't help myself.

[HAL 9000]

Since I don't listen to the One-Neuron Noron, I missed his apparently miscreant reference of Bin Laden with Jesus Christ, it's scary too, to think that he actually thought this out... as per his words leading up to his statement.

Find below, an mp3 attachment of his full statement:



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[SomeVelvetMorning]

     John Lott..sounds like Kermit,but has Liza Minelli's eyebrows. Awful guest, known prevaricator(reviewed his books on-line with fake names)

       No apology forthcoming, I knew he wouldn't. Not yet at least.

Great point.  Lott does sound like Kermit.  Now I am picturing Noory interviewing Kermit and cannot stop laughing.

[anagrammy]

The world is poised on the threshold of sweeping change in foreign policy in the Middle East.  This could affect situations which have been paralyzed for years.  The implications are huge and many thinktanks are rewriting their projections as I type this.  Could we talk about this.

No.  We are talking about a domestic issue which is only rally tangentially associated.  No one imagines for a moment that terrorists are shopping for their weapons in Santa Cruz, CA, or Seattle, WA.  DUH!!!!

I do not give a shit about how many shotguns this jerk has.  BUt I would like to know what the Palestinian community thinks of the death of Osama and how this will affect the stalemate with Syria.

[George sucks]

Guns, penetration, testosterone, peeking in the blinds....

We could do a porn parody of Tommy and George. Now we just have to find the actors. It would have to be fake porn though, if it was real that would be gross.

George pulls up in front of Tommy's house with the lights off. He sneaks up to the window in the darkness and stands there peeking in as Ana said. One thing leads to another....

[Eddie Coyle]

Great point.  Lott does sound like Kermit.  Now I am picturing Noory interviewing Kermit and cannot stop laughing.

     Strange dude, man. Remember seeing him on C-Span and being really disturbed by him-it's no coincidence he's apparently a Glenn Beck regular.

[JustOneFix]

The gun guy's voice reminds me of......................