TONIGHT- NOORY APOLOGY COUNTDOWN

Scully · May 02, 2011, 11:44:33 PM

Whhhyyyyyyy guns tonight? Seems so inappropriate, in any case. They didn't have the 1st hour topic posted until their usual last minute, so it can't be that this had been long-planned.

George sucks · May 02, 2011, 11:44:45 PM

Yep, he split the show. 2 hours each guest. It's easier on his pea brain that way.

anagrammy · May 02, 2011, 11:45:12 PM

Quote from: George sucks on May 02, 2011, 11:43:05 PM
"All these rebels that are fighting and fighting!!!!"

Everybody was kung-foo fighting, didididitditdoododaa, yea man they was fast as lightning, dididididitditdoo....

I hear you bro--I'm thinking of plugging my one ear with some bumper music from Michael's site. BTW, where's MV these days. Crickets from him since the Fort Rock debacle

What's that sound? Oh, yes, its RADIOS TURNING OFF. The show is dyyyyying. What will Noory do? This is hilarious!

EvB · May 02, 2011, 11:46:41 PM

Quote from: George sucks on May 02, 2011, 11:43:05 PM
"All these rebels that are fighting and fighting!!!!"

Everybody was kung-foo fighting, didididitditdoododaa, yea man they was fast as lightning, dididididitditdoo....

MMMwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

George sucks · May 02, 2011, 11:48:01 PM

Quote from: anagrammy on May 02, 2011, 11:42:20 PM
It's suck insurance.

Suck insurance. Suck insurance? Suck insurance.

I think you have coined a new term. I like it. Has a nice ring to it. Suck insurance.

EvB · May 02, 2011, 11:48:10 PM

Quote from: Scully on May 02, 2011, 11:44:33 PM
Whhhyyyyyyy guns tonight? Seems so inappropriate, in any case. They didn't have the 1st hour topic posted until their usual last minute, so it can't be that this had been long-planned.

thanks for saying that - i was wondering . .

Do women own guns? No George - unless they are afraid of YOU! $:-\$

The General · May 02, 2011, 11:48:17 PM

Quote from: anagrammy on May 02, 2011, 11:45:12 PM
I hear you bro--I'm thinking of plugging my one ear with some bumper music from Michael's site. BTW, where's MV these days. Crickets from him since the Fort Rock debacle

Storm killed his internet.

GuerrillaUnReal · May 02, 2011, 11:48:30 PM

Ah what the hell, let's tip this outhouse...

I'm really irritated by The Nooron's comments about OBL yesterday. I mean even for George that's beyond stupid.

anagrammy · May 02, 2011, 11:49:07 PM

What about his Droid tho?

Scully · May 02, 2011, 11:49:33 PM

Quote from: George sucks on May 02, 2011, 11:44:45 PM
Yep, he split the show. 2 hours each guest. It's easier on his pea brain that way.

Thought so. That was a last-minute change. I keep tabs on the website to see if I think I can tolerate the topic(s) of the evening. They change it at will, and often after the show has started, as they did tonight. Gold stars for the whole staff.

JustOneFix · May 02, 2011, 11:49:37 PM

What's scary is that Boory said he owned a gun. He's probably like Barney Fife with one bullet in his pocket.

The General · May 02, 2011, 11:50:50 PM

Quote from: anagrammy on May 02, 2011, 11:49:07 PM
What about his Droid tho?

I think his droid went to tatooine.

anagrammy · May 02, 2011, 11:51:02 PM

Quote from: GuerrillaUnReal on May 02, 2011, 11:48:30 PM
Ah what the hell, let's tip this outhouse...

I'm really irritated by The Nooron's comments about OBL yesterday. I mean even for George that's beyond stupid.

Welcome Guerilla! Pull up a chair and like we always say, it's a shit show so watch where you sit. Yeah--Noory is having flop sweat right now. You can hear it in his voice.....ABSOLUTELY, he's defaulting out of terror even though they TOLD him not to say that so much.

EvB · May 02, 2011, 11:51:29 PM

Quote from: anagrammy on May 02, 2011, 11:49:07 PM
What about his Droid tho?

He's been using it - but, you know - it's still relatively limited, i think.

anagrammy · May 02, 2011, 11:52:30 PM

Quote from: JustOneFix on May 02, 2011, 11:49:37 PM
What's scary is that Boory said he owned a gun. He's probably like Barney Fife with one bullet in his pocket.

EXACTLY! He actually has a bodyguard and probably lives with him too--in his mother's basement.

George sucks · May 02, 2011, 11:53:09 PM

Quote from: GuerrillaUnReal on May 02, 2011, 11:48:30 PM
Ah what the hell, let's tip this outhouse...

I'm really irritated by The Nooron's comments about OBL yesterday. I mean even for George that's beyond stupid.

Let's do it. Guy has got to go, get got, got to go, gitty up, git, git, get out !!

EvB · May 02, 2011, 11:53:25 PM

QuoteABSOLUTELY, he's defaulting out of terror even though they TOLD him not to say that so much.

sounds like drinking game time to me - what other verbal quirks shall we add to the list?

Exactly

Is it a portal

could it have been an angel

help a girl out here . . .

GuerrillaUnReal · May 02, 2011, 11:53:30 PM

What the hell is going on in this show? I just zoned out for a good few minutes before realizing C2C was on. This is more boring than whale shit.

EvB · May 02, 2011, 11:54:44 PM

Quote from: George sucks on May 02, 2011, 11:53:09 PM
Let's do it. Guy has got to go, get got, got to go, gitty up, git, git, get out !!

Hilarious - truly.

do we need a gun?

George sucks · May 02, 2011, 11:56:06 PM

Noory with a gun, that's hilarious.

OMG, "why is it we don't hear of women robbing banks?"
guest, clearing throat, aheeem.... "blah, blah, balh"
Noory, "It's got to be something with genetics, right?"

anagrammy · May 02, 2011, 11:56:30 PM

Quote from: GuerrillaUnReal on May 02, 2011, 11:53:30 PM
What the hell is going on in this show? I just zoned out for a good few minutes before realizing C2C was on. This is more boring than whale shit.

See what's happened while you haven't been around? The thing has turned into a parody of Coast--that's why our panties are in a bunch here and we're emailing all over. This is a Rotary presentation. Awful.

EvB · May 02, 2011, 11:56:54 PM

or maybe we need the Dillingers - or people like that.

The General · May 02, 2011, 11:57:06 PM

Tonight's show about guns is brought to you by 1-800-FLOWERS.

anagrammy · May 02, 2011, 11:57:40 PM

Quote from: George sucks on May 02, 2011, 11:56:06 PM
Noory with a gun, that's hilarious.

OMG, "why is it we don't hear of women robbing banks?"
guest, clearing throat, aheeem.... "blah, blah, balh"
Noory, "It's got to be something with genetics, right?"

Maybe Noory means gender? It's like translating an ESL person....you're GUESSING and the dude speaks ENGLISH!

GuerrillaUnReal · May 02, 2011, 11:58:27 PM

Quote from: anagrammy on May 02, 2011, 11:56:30 PM
See what's happened while you haven't been around? The thing has turned into a parody of Coast--that's why our panties are in a bunch here and we're emailing all over. This is a Rotary presentation. Awful.

Jesus, I haven't listened in like years except for little bits here and there. This is like a really strange psychological test to see how much you can take and what effect it has on your brain waves.

SomeVelvetMorning · May 02, 2011, 11:58:38 PM

Noory: Why don't we see women bank robbers? It must be something genetic." :

EvB · May 02, 2011, 11:58:41 PM

another outro and still no Mea Culpa

George sucks · May 02, 2011, 11:59:19 PM

"Stay with us. After the break we are going to locate a crowbar so I can pry my head out of my ass. Amazing."

EvB · May 02, 2011, 11:59:31 PM

Oh FUCK!! the girlie robot is back - am i the only one hearing her?

GuerrillaUnReal · May 02, 2011, 11:59:51 PM

I'm betting he does it right before the outro tonight. That way there isn't an awkwardness hanging on his show tonight... well no more than the usual awkwardness of what used to be the best show on radio hosted by the biggest dumb fuck in the industry.