Haiku for Noory-san

[pate]

Search for orange juice
Not that way, Curious Jorch!
Awww!  Monkey found banana.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory hit it big;
CBS hung off his words;
He is now a Dick.

[K_Dubb]

Man of many names:
Jorch, Dave, Richard, Dick, Dexter;
They all suck the same.

[PB the Deplorable]

Man of many names:
Jorch, Dave, Richard, Dick, Dexter;
They all suck the same.

Heh

[totherepublic]

Japan is sinking
Samurai of bad talk talk
seppuku for you

[pate]

Dearth Darth Dearth Do You
Subscribe To Your Own Network
Yes Turkee Sam Itch

-or-

Eye gOT pizza roll
On a string dang uvula
Thang, Turkee Sam Itch

...

[wr250]

just checking in, to see if
jorch still sucks?
8-ball says yesh, absholutely

[zeebo]

magic 8-ball has
an important prophecy
all signs point to suck

[wr250]

thanksgiving, turkey day feast
jorch thinks mmmm sammiches
made of leftover turkee

[zeebo]

Special show tonite
Thanksgiving Secret Door for
George's cat ladies

[pate]

Hello, are you a
Turkee or Beef Pizza Roll?
Linda Moulton Howe...

[whoozit]

Turkey sammiches
Hot volcanic pizza roll
Dave loves Thanksgiving

[zeebo]

Winter is coming
And George remembers the months
December to Feb

[Donald Noory]

Bewigged, bothered and
Bewildered, is favorite
Jorch golden oldie

[Donald Noory]

How now Linda Cowe
Jorch studio spunk squirting
For her eyes only

[pate]

Heh heh Dave Noory
Yew thought the audience was
Lish shun in, din'cha>?

[Northern Nights]

If a Noory sucks
And nobody hears him suck
Then does he still suck?

The answer to that
Has the philosophers stumped
Let's just go with "yes".

[pate]

Yoh, Phil-oseph-erH
Dang-hose.  Er NOS wat Jorch news...
Nuteeng, eye tull yew!

[pate]

Jorch hear miss martin
The morning sun greets the grits
Pride of Saint Louis

[pate]

Arr yew inciteful?
Dave is spiteful, Tommee
Small but full mouthful.

[pate]

Vodka and Sew, dough!
What the Vodka Red Bull.  Eye
Sed Tommee lick this?

[zeebo]

It's getting surreal
Another Art implosion
Noory still cruisin

[zeebo]

Dammit dammit derp
Flibbity floob, furby frig
Jorch morch flibbin borscht

[wr250]

its winter,art has quit
dave has won
come spring ,dave is gloating

[pate]

Winter is a state
Twenty-one feet Nooron shoes
Solst is onlee won?

[pate]

Fall! I need sum Tums.
Tommee, turkee a sammich!
Sleep in front of mic...

[pate]

Soul itch, a Sun Storm!
Yew prom date the grid-iron.
Wear chauffer cap, Tom...

[pate]

Grey Hyundai son-hat!
Aye, navy beanshoe shine.
No toupee, or 'naut?

[pate]

Chanel No Number
igNoory, old spice is fine.
Jorch purfurrs the lime?

[pate]

Moustache kiwi wax.
Rug on top the same shoe shop.
Dapper Jorch, on town!