Haiku for Noory-san

[Element 115]

I am George Snoory
I never question my guests
Pizza rolls they burn

[K_Dubb]

Trouble!  Gotta "prep".
Toomric, Totino's, Turkee.
But then it is gone.

[Element 115]

I am George Snoory
Ancient aliens debunked
I had Dave fill in

[wr250]

Art and Falkie quit bellgab
snooron the jorch gloats

[K_Dubb]

There once was an old man named Art
Who once again hitched up his cart
To go to the store,
But it was a bore;
In anger he let out a sigh.

[ACE of CLUBS]

My name is George ..
I've won the game
Again, and again

[Element 115]

I thought these were haikus 5, 7, 5

[wr250]

I thought these were haikus 5, 7, 5

haikus can be 2 lines

[Element 115]

haikus can be 2 lines

Yes I was referencing the two posts after yours lol sorry

[Ciardelo]

Yes I was referencing the two posts after yours lol sorry

That isn't a haiku. 

[wr250]

Yes I was referencing
the two posts after
yours lol sorry GNS

[Element 115]

That isn't a haiku. 

Yes I did refer
To the two posts after his
Lawl I'm sorry man

[zeebo]

Yes I did refer
To the two posts after his
Lawl I'm sorry man

try for precision
unlike noorie's spoken words
five, seven, five .. k?

[Jackstar]

George Noory Yogurt!
Now available!
Puts you in toxic shock.

[pate]

Jorch Nooroni rhymes
with pepperoni pizza.
Silent Radio...

[pate]

Didja meat Elvish?
Eye deed! Lemming toll yew watt!
Two bat heat dad no...

[wr250]

cold hearted orb rules the night
red is gray, and yellow white
but dave still sucks

[zeebo]

A new year of Jorch
With new shows, new interviews
Same 3x5 cards

[whoozit]

There once was an old man named Art
Who once again hitched up his cart
To go to the store,
But it was a bore;
In anger he let out a sigh.

Limerick haiku
is not, why do this to us
Get your meter straight

[wr250]

microwave oven, convenience store
jorch the snooron eats
pizza the roll wins.

[wr250]

clowns to the left,jokers on the right
stuck in the middle with jorch

[K_Dubb]

Limerick haiku
is not, why do this to us
Get your meter straight

A haiku's too flimsy a thing
To spring from Calliope's spring.
There's no rhythm or rhyme;
The count's wrong half the time.
A Lim'rick, at least, you can sing.

To all who aspire to Bard:
'Gainst facile expression we guard!
We won't please the gentry
With poems elementary.
We please them with poems that are hard.

[K_Dubb]

I sat down to write a haiku,
with lines of five syllables:   two.
A long one of seven;
I thought I'd reached heaven!
It's too fucking easy to do.

Ok, a peace offering:

Two fat, moustached jowls
Split into a leering grin
By microwave light.

[whoozit]

A haiku's too flimsy a thing
To spring from Calliope's spring.
There's no rhythm or rhyme;
The count's wrong half the time.
A Lim'rick, at least, you can sing.

To all who aspire to Bard:
'Gainst facile expression we guard!
We won't please the gentry
With poems elementary.
We please them with poems that are hard.

Well said!   

[whoozit]

Five plus seven plus
Five equals seventeen, why
Not use them as one?

Do not eat pizza rolls or you may get an unexpected night off.

[zeebo]

What's the mystery
Of eleven eleven?
Sammich calories

[Dr. MD MD]

He's improv greatness!
He always says, "Yes, that's true."
Humor's not his aim.   

[zeebo]

Physics of Noory
Suckage reliable as
An atomic clock

[PB the Deplorable]

As a talk show host,
What George truly excels at,
Is kissing buttocks.

[Oliver Kloseoff]

radio signal pairs
of normal dates
nev a co insudense

peezaroll lip balm
what flavor
seared mouth flesh

shroud of turin betrayed
2000 year old velveeta
it wuzza bib