Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Treading Water]

haha ball hair trimmer

Is this anything like Lewis Black's ball washer???

scrub, scrub, scrub...rinse, rinse, rinse....     :

[wr250]

Re: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

THE SCORPION ARMY IS BACK

[bateman]

I'm thinking of buying satin sheets.

[jazmunda]

I'm thinking of buying satin sheets.

Now you're just a blowjob away .....

[Catsmile]

I'm thinking of buying satin sheets.

Buy some Velcro for the pillows, if you do.

[bateman]

Now you're just a blowjob away .....

Sir, are you implying something untoward?

[jazmunda]

Sir, are you implying something untoward?

[jazmunda]

Just walked out of the post office and there were these four punk youths loitering and one of them was ranting, "why is their music played on the radio and not ours? Because of Rupert Murdoch and the illuminati".

[Catsmile]

Just walked out of the post office and there were these four punk youths loitering and one of them was ranting, "why is their music played on the radio and not ours? Because of Rupert Murdoch and the illuminati".

Now you know why Stellar, and Jackstar are quiet at the moment.
Wonder who the other 2 blokes were?

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Then there are the show offs.


Enigma & Serenia Rose's Sideshow

I got a boner and I feel none too proud.

[Jackstar]

Busy.


http://youtu.be/-T5snc_LYSY

[MV/Liberace!]

Is this anything like Lewis Black's ball washer???

scrub, scrub, scrub...rinse, rinse, rinse....     :

Hiiiiii TW.

[Treading Water]

Hiiiiii TW.

H'loooooooo, MV!!  I just love a man in smoking jacket....Oh, wait....       

heh heh

[bateman]

[area51drone]

LOL, that's so wrong though...

[BattyBrooke]

I want to learn Hebrew so I can know what my Israeli neighbors (whom I otherwise adore) are constantly yelling about. The not knowing is more bothersome than the constant yelling itself, which shows you just how nosey I am. Maybe it is nothing. Maybe they are just foreign.

[BattyBrooke]

Just walked out of the post office and there were these four punk youths loitering and one of them was ranting, "why is their music played on the radio and not ours? Because of Rupert Murdoch and the illuminati".

My favorite part here is "punk youths" and "loitering". Now I really do think Jazmunda is that awesome guy being arrested in Australia in that youtube clip posted in another thread, which was, by the way, pure GOLD.

[jazmunda]

My favorite part here is "punk youths" and "loitering". Now I really do think Jazmunda is that awesome guy being arrested in Australia in that youtube clip posted in another thread, which was, by the way, pure GOLD.

"Get your hands off my penis!"

[eddie dean]

Heh.
"Jazz hands" dog!

[Jackstar]

I want to learn Hebrew so I can know what my Israeli neighbors (whom I otherwise adore) are constantly yelling about. The not knowing is more bothersome than the constant yelling itself, which shows you just how nosey I am. Maybe it is nothing. Maybe they are just foreign.

Inflation, duh... Hebrew.

[PB the Deplorable]

248,616 Posts in 3,914 Topics by 3,060 Members.

For awhile there, I thought we had a shot at reaching the 250,000 post milestone last night 

[McPhallus]

For awhile there, I thought we had a shot at reaching the 250,000 post milestone last night 

I think Art would have to die or come back for a spike like that.  Or shoot up a mall.

[Tarbaby]

:-)

[zeebo]

For awhile there, I thought we had a shot at reaching the 250,000 post milestone last night 

PB the 250k milestone just has to be an Eye Pad comic.  I think everyone here would agree.  Keep alert, and time it right!

* also acceptable, an original aldousburbank haiku

[MV/Liberace!]

* also acceptable, an original aldousburbank haiku

heh heh

[Avi]

I want to learn Hebrew so I can know what my Israeli neighbors (whom I otherwise adore) are constantly yelling about. The not knowing is more bothersome than the constant yelling itself, which shows you just how nosey I am. Maybe it is nothing. Maybe they are just foreign.

No doubt they are just foreign. I can certainly help you out if you'd like to join in the yelling. I would suggest a ripping bellow of "Shtuyot!"

[Treading Water]

No doubt they are just foreign. I can certainly help you out if you'd like to join in the yelling. I would suggest a ripping bellow of "Shtuyot!"

OMG!!! Avi!!!  Is it really you???

Missed you, missed you, missed you....  How are the twins?   

[Avi]

Thanks very much. I'd heard there was a dearth of native Hebrew speakers (or yellers, as the case may be).

The twins are doing very well and have attained mobility and coordination, thus kicking the asses of their aged (2 syllables) parents. They have achieved victory in the art of yelling - with actual, comprehensible words now, differentiating it from mere screaming.

And how are you?

[bigchucka]

Using Wikipedia to search BellGab user names taught me that at one time God killed people who chose to do "money shots."

[jazmunda]

Happy Game of Thrones Day!