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[Mind Flayer Monk]

Star Trek TNG alternate dialog mix

Turbo Lift - DJO

Here is another fun one
"Yes, circus clowns"


http://youtu.be/1U9CL8OXCQc

[eddie dean]

Hanging with my friend the willow tree when it sez, it sez "Hey pal, not feeling it today?  Ok, here's a piece of life for you to love. You're welcome!"

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You have a very well kept thumbnail and cuticle there ab!

"You know your nail file judo well!"

[eddie dean]

Brilliant. There must be someway we can do this with George Noory's Gaiam TV Show

This one is even better!

To Data, "Hey USB dick"
DJO - Break Something:
http://youtu.be/-f3DyTTmYX8

[jazmunda]

This one is even better!

To Data, "Hey USB dick"
DJO - Break Something:
http://youtu.be/-f3DyTTmYX8

I could watch a whole seven seasons of that. Thanks.

There was an Aussie Sketch Comedy show in the 90s that gave this treatment to a shortlived crappy Aussie 70s Cop Show called Bluey.

I'm not sure how it's toilet humor translates to a non Aussie audience but here it is.


http://youtu.be/_u9bWQoQVIQ

[Mind Flayer Monk]

This one is even better!

To Data, "Hey USB dick"
DJO - Break Something:

"I put something in your tea" hehe

[Jackstar]

Oh, is it time for The Next Generation? Oh goody!!


http://youtu.be/o2m1J4rcJ9I

I always imagine this video as being popular with centegenarians in Taiwan, for some reason. Also, bonus video:


http://youtu.be/Fg_cwI1Xj4M

It is pretty old, but I figure about three-quarters of you haven't even figured out that we've been conquered by aliens, so it might just as well be brand new to most.

[area51drone]

This shit really should be posted in the Star Trek thread folks.  For legacy sake.

[wr250]

Brilliant. There must be someway we can do this with George Noory's Gaiam TV Show

there is no need. ol mushmouth does it himshelf.

[jazmunda]

there is no need. ol mushmouth does it himshelf.

Sure but wouldn't you want to hear George call the numbers lady "calculator tits"? The jokes would write themselves.

[wr250]

Sure but wouldn't you want to hear George call the numbers lady "calculator tits"? The jokes would write themselves.

how is that any better than "your mother is watering" ? which he actually said during a mothers day commercial.

[jazmunda]

how is that any better than "your mother is watering" ? which he actually said during a mothers day commercial.

Ha ha ha. We need that sound clip for the GabCast. It has so many uses.

[wr250]

Ha ha ha. We need that sound clip for the GabCast. It has so many uses.

well where i get the downloads normally the commercials are cut out. which means each "hour" is actually about 35 minutes long.
anyways the other place i go to get c2c puts their own commercials in place of noory's commercials. so i cant find it. id swear i heard it though, thought it was a sherries berries commercial, might of been the mothers day flowers with chocolates commercial.
i beleive it happened on the may 7 show, might of been the may 6 show though.

[PB the Deplorable]

there is no need. ol mushmouth does it himshelf.

George Noory, human blooper reel

[zeebo]

I just came across an old "B.C" comic strip.  It was about Easter.

[Juan]

I saw part of Mars Attacks on TV yesterday.  I had forgotten the Martians first landed at Pahrump.

[jazmunda]

I saw part of Mars Attacks on TV yesterday.  I had forgotten the Martians first landed at Pahrump.

Art used to mention that alot. In fact it should be added to my Art Bell drinking game.

[Cynnie]

I made chaufa ..( peruvian fried rice )
That's all ..carry on

[UnscreenedCaller]

Hanging with my friend the willow tree when it sez, it sez "Hey pal, not feeling it today?  Ok, here's a piece of life for you to love. You're welcome!"

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Aw, sweet. Is the little critter ok?

[b_dubb]

I could watch a whole seven seasons of that. Thanks.

There was an Aussie Sketch Comedy show in the 90s that gave this treatment to a shortlived crappy Aussie 70s Cop Show called Bluey.

I'm not sure how it's toilet humor translates to a non Aussie audience but here it is.


http://youtu.be/_u9bWQoQVIQ

The short, fat, cigarette smoking cop who is shown running everywhere.  Good thing this show failed.  That actor probably lived an extra month or two because of the show's cancellation.

[eddie dean]

I made chaufa ..( peruvian fried rice )
That's all ..carry on

Yummy! I hope you made enough for everyone.

[jazmunda]

The short, fat, cigarette smoking cop who is shown running everywhere.  Good thing this show failed.  That actor probably lived an extra month or two because of the show's cancellation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucky_Grills

In fact he lived until the ripe old age of 79 passing away in 2007. Died in his sleep and was still working just days before his death. Some fuckers have all the good genes.

[aldousburbank]

Aw, sweet. Is the little critter ok?

He was happy to be away from the bad man and back in the tree.

[pate]

http://larrycarlson.com/flashmovies_sasquatch.htm

I'd be amazed if this link isn't already here somewhere...

[jazmunda]

http://larrycarlson.com/flashmovies_sasquatch.htm

I'd be amazed if this link isn't already here somewhere...

That must be what it feels like to be mind fucked by aldous.

[McPhallus]

Better to be Benny Hill than Benny Hinn.

[aldousburbank]

That must be what it feels like to be mind fucked by aldous.

That's what I'm saying.

[zeebo]

Better to be Benny Hill than Benny Hinn.

Damn I always get momentarily fooled by that Benny Hinn guy in my cable schedule.

[steelbot]

http://larrycarlson.com/flashmovies_sasquatch.htm

I'd be amazed if this link isn't already here somewhere...

What the fuck is all i gotta say.  IF, I cross paths with anything from this video, in my travels across the South-Western US this month, I'll probably rethink my life.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

A Chinese miner trapped underground for 17 years after a tunnel collapse was just rescued.
"the galleries, they stumbled upon Cheung Wai, a 59-year old survivor from the 1997 accident"

"He managed to survive thanks to an emergency stash of rice and water, stored in an underground depot...
complemented his diet by catching and eating the countless rats that pullulate in the mine, as well as collecting large quantities of some sort of phosphorescent moss"

" trapped underground with the bodies of 78 of his dead coworkers...he managed to give proper burials to all of his comrades, spending almost a year in this great selfless act."

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/china-miner-found-alive-after-17-years-underground/

[jazmunda]

A Chinese miner trapped underground for 17 years after a tunnel collapse was just rescued.
"the galleries, they stumbled upon Cheung Wai, a 59-year old survivor from the 1997 accident"

"He managed to survive thanks to an emergency stash of rice and water, stored in an underground depot...
complemented his diet by catching and eating the countless rats that pullulate in the mine, as well as collecting large quantities of some sort of phosphorescent moss"

" trapped underground with the bodies of 78 of his dead coworkers...he managed to give proper burials to all of his comrades, spending almost a year in this great selfless act."

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/china-miner-found-alive-after-17-years-underground/

Wow. Just WOW!