Will wonders never cease...

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This one might apply more to guys "over 21", shall we say, and to the ladies in their lives.

To make a complex ditty brief, did any of you know, as I was to discover one day during my annual physical, that among other remahkable new restorative, anti-aging and related developments, there now exist vundermeds such as, to use my own case as an example, Androgel--a prescription med applied daily to the skin which boosts one's testosterone level.

Make all the jokes you like, but I tell you, when you reach a certain age, you'll dance a Jewish jig and shout "Nadine Jensen!" as you experience the very real, tangible, transformative effects of having the testosterone level of your youth restored.

Apart from re-enlivening the various physical and psychological aspects of one's sexuality, obviously, we're talking about restoration of some of the energy one had some years back, a significant restoration of issues relating to muscle or lean body mass, as they call it, vs. fat--making it easier to burn fat and add muscle, and overall improvement in mood, more intense sexual experiences--by which I mainly mean the orgasm--and other things.

 
I must point out that--ironically, made much easier by these effects of the restored testosterone level--one must combine a renewed workout/fitness regimen and improved diet with the Androgen to really get these effects, but if you're willing to do so, this stuff's for real. Hooray for science! Yay for sperm production! Yo, Bob Dole: I got your erectile dysfunction right here.

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