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Stand Up Comedy
« on: September 07, 2020, 04:51:45 AM »
ITT we watch and laugh at old people telling old jokes. The thinking here is that, not only do we have to not pay the old people--let's face it, they're either long dead, or soon about to be from their rampantly degenerate lifestyles--we also don't have to pay for their drinks or their meals or their transportation to and from the venue. It's brilliant! We're gonna save so much money, we're gonna stay rich!!!

I expect we will mostly just make fun of these peoples' clothes, their hair, and the quaint way that many of our common ancestors thought that everything WOULD.BE.JUST.FINE.IF only everyone were treated equally. So droll. The jokes are really going to be just white noise in the background, and anything of value will probably have already been told again already by younger, better comedians bought and sold by Alphabet (Soup).

Here, I'll start: Lois Bromfield - Dick Clark - Yeah She Probably Fucked Him - What's Wrong With That?



Let's avoid shitting pooping this thread up with a bunch of embedded videos that slow down the whole refresh cycle, what do you say? It ruins the fantasy that I'm getting away with anything.





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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2020, 05:10:23 AM »


... a-a-a-a-and, I'm spent. Keep this going or I will fucking cut you. Just a suggestion! Try cutting the VEAL!!!

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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2020, 05:24:46 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2020, 05:29:46 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2020, 05:32:33 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2020, 05:44:37 AM »


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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2020, 10:24:10 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2020, 11:14:36 PM »
Standing up to 𝑃𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑦

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(Do your job there, Starboy and hyperlink instruct the masses)

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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2020, 12:07:53 AM »
Do your job

https://youtu.be/-AYUB3tQs80?t=0


Starboy

She noticed me! She noticed me!!


hyperlink instruct the masses

Where we're going, we don't need hyperlinks. And I won't wanna instruct the masses, either.

I've already done it. Excelsior!

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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2020, 12:32:38 AM »
Where we're going, we don't need hyperlinks. And I won't wanna instruct the masses, either.

At least Nyewalker knows and he is a d̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 human being.

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« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2020, 12:33:38 AM »
At least Nyewalker knows and he is a d̶e̶c̶e̶n̶t̶ real human being.

How do you know? Have you ever eaten with her?