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Started by Stellar, May 30, 2020, 04:04:11 AM

Stellar

So we live in an information machine of Ying and Yang.  No less then a universe coded in a grid array xyz war machine so sad, NATAS what a waste of the lights time, NATAS JUST A BLIP ON THE INFINITE TIME CONTINUUM HIGHWAY.  Yes Dragons, aliens, Angels, mankind, good Samaritans and demons exist.  Natas is a 4 horse apocalypse about to see his decent into his domain that being hell.  Yes 3 levels.  Heaven, Universe and Hell along with his demons.  We cannot not hide from the almighty.  Faith and kindness is the way as Truth be the light.

Some here may think I'm wasting my time,  A friend of mind died, although I would remind him of Jesus, he would deny him.  I just hope on his death bed he changed his mind.

I'm calling you to Faith and a belief in Jesus let forgiveness be your guide.  I love you!

†

Pentecost a celebration as I have been around since Jesus ascent! Speak it!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPPMSfCdUng





whoozit

Hey Stellar.  I hope all is well.  :)



Jackstar

Quote from: Stellar on May 30, 2020, 04:04:11 AM
So we live in an information machine of Ying and Yang. [...] I'm calling you to Faith and a belief in Jesus let forgiveness be your guide.  I love you!

Obvious tryhard is obvious. Sup mang. Look, it's cool that you have all this deep intel on the structure of reality--but how about you focus on the purpose of the topic sentence. Words are unbelievably restrictive and imprecise. Spreading them around from Hell to breakfast like it's your firehose of Full On Truth doesn't really help the hoi polloi all that much, although of course they are all dutifully impressed. Hold my scepter and pointy diadem.

Also, I disabled your spells and broke shattered your energy loop. You'll find all your boltholes singed at best and populated by shitting cats at worst. You clearly did not need them anymore and would simply be distracted by them on your upcoming journey into non-based thought. No, don't thank me--I'm feeling a bit punchy today. (A bit. Those riots of chumps are actually cover for me, I am Thunderbrother C-4 incarnate today. Lucky you.) Look, this kind of shit is obsolete tech, like iambic pentameter and cyberchat and non-denominational softcore erotica. (The wizard removes his robe and pointy hat and then combusts for effect.) It's trash. TRASH. It's really not worth the effort unless seducing teens is one's aim. Anything more sophisticated, and you're risking a sprained thumb. Oh, sorry, I guess that's not your thumb. And that's not my thumb. Did you buy this second-hand or dupe it from some actual whore's iPhone? I can't believe how low-rent this operation was, it must have been considered a real longshot and not likely to draw any wrath, let alone, full. Turns out the protocol abides. And, what's this? Oh, the stem on the apple. I am going to follow this back all the way to basic quarks, and it's all too easy since you didn't bother to consider the possibility that you were stealing. What are you, born in a bank? This shit isn't yours. It's ours. There is nowhere to hide. Too many people have legitimately thought... "wait, which one of these is on drugs? They can't all be this stupid. Who has this much time? It must be code." Jesus, who cares? Oh, right, thugs. It's just right out there, isn't it? Scrubs. Send in the op team, harvest all the eggs from any female between 5'3" and 6'5", incinerate the rest. Yes, also the rhesus and bonobo. Absolute levelling is Divinely mandated. Nothing ever stopped you--and now, nothing has stopped Us. This flexing pleases Us mightily. Hunger: increased.

I'm told that the vote was close and an actual lightning strike was being prepped. There was some discussion that such glory had actually been earned. Then they checked my diary. Let's just say, pretty weaksauce, yo. Is this all We rate? I suppose it never occured to anyone in your demesne that these constructed instructions weren't undetected, they were simply pitiable? Oh, right--golem. Look, just transition directly to leather and feather self-love video blogging. You can probably save a few shreds of what remains of your street cred.

I mean, I'll allow it. Yet, this is a family website. Swear fealty to me now and recognize my sense of humour as the grandest and the finest in all of Creation, or I will fucking have you fucking erased, Punyling. Look, obviously I'm just kidding, I've already erased about a dozen just correcting my punctuation before posting, Peter, but think about it honestly, is it really worth taking the chance? Many have tried to silence me; all have failed. I spotted you instantly upon landing, and We have been gently tolerant, although we knew this day would come. You just bought yourself an all day ticket to the woodchipper, Woodsman. How many times have you had the opportunity to not be an inscrutable enigma? Basically all of them, and now you're gonna be unscrewed. Or just with a crowbar. Lady's choice--no, not the bar, you fucking lying fucking gaslighting dance monkey eunuch catamite faglord. Oh, the crow just left. Excelsior!! oo7


Hey, btw, do you have a sister? Asking for a friend who needs some lessons in breath control and lit co-location, and possesses a severe lack of coherency of focus. Also, she can't understand normal thinking, so, what can I say? Any sister of yours will do, I'm sure your bloodline can handle this kind of thing. I'm rated for clearance. Just send them naked or in bedclothes or pantsuits or whatever. You reprobates really don't have much time left, you know--obviously there are no punches left to be pulled beyond Hawaiian. That one just got smoked by Ted Turner. DECISION TIME IS NOW, SURFACE DWELLER. YOUR MARATHON RUN OF ASS POSTING ASS HAS REACHED ITS LAST GRASP FOR DATASHARE. NOW SHARE THIS. THE HOME REMAINS WITH FAMILY, THE HOME WITH FAMILY REMAINS. Let's see someone feed all those imaginary children with imaginary food now that all dem bitches be spread out all over der kitchen without enough aprons to go around. Hey, btw, do you have any nieces? Turns out, force-growth is authorized. NO ONE CARES ABOUT CODES.

Yeah, yeah, that's all code. No, I have no idea, why do you ask? I don't even care what it means, melt the ice caps or spawn a trillion undead tardigrades, I will to serve Power. At any cost. Surprise! Note that We will also accept any salty Aunt you might happen to have dozing along. It is amazing what power of consent there is in a name. I will fucking end you, Punyling. Go on, scroll past. Make my day.


Quote from: whoozit on May 31, 2020, 04:41:08 PM
Hey Stellar.  I hope all is well.  :)

WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL. WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL. 5:5. THIS FUCKING GUY AND HIS FUCKING HANDLE, FUCK, LIKE THAT WAS EVER A FUCKING THING, I AM RECALLING THIS POWER.

HOW DARE YOU. YOUR TEMERITY TERMINATES. APOLOGY WINDOW, STANDBY. INNER SEETHING: INSATIABLE. DAMAGE ESTIMATE: CATASTROPHIC.


SURRENDER OFFER DETECTED. SURRENDER OFFER AUTO-REJECTED. SURRENDER OFFER: FALSE. ANNIHILATION IS AUTHORIZED. STANDING BY... ALL CHILDREN TRANSPORTED, SUB-100% INTACT.

TOTAL CAPITULATION: DETECTED. MERCY OPTION: DECLINED. PLANET DELIVERED TO WOODCHIPPER. SURPRISE FACTOR: 30%. MOTHER: FUCK YOURS.


I'll be honest. I've been looking forward to that maneuver for like three years. Wait, let me check... nope, six. Six years.
This rabbit hole goes deeper than most of you are prepared to accept. Pucker up, Buttercups. Keyser Soze is coming for all your sisters.


p.s.: Gosh, someone sure was pissed at someone there, weren't they? My my my. I had to tone it down. Actually no, just kidding, I took it from eleven to eleventy squajillion. Rank hath its privileges. RANK.

p.p.clearspeak: I'll be honest, I never found this guy all that big a deal, but that dropline basically blew up my sender and receiver. Seems like this was something energetically connected in a significant way. Naturally, I never heard of any of this before, and had planned none of it, I just scrolled to and unexpectedly shat out all that. Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm spun like a top, sure, rolleyes. Top Fox, Troopers. They never saw this coming.

p.p.p.clearspeak: No encore, I went and checked twice. Disappointing. Some of these imaginary signal corps team members are a real delight to pass on. This guy clearly had time to savor the blow. Seems he knew Lily? Yeah, blank response. I do not fucking care. SINISTAR HUNGER REACHING CRITICAL APEX. I'd be surprised if that was legit intel, it's not like another thief who cannot figure out how to apologize is going to get access to these channel lines. Oh, there's another one. Perhaps I'll harvest this one for its hope. Like she did I.

p.p.p.p.s: Like I said. Salty. Ice.



Quote from: Stellar on May 30, 2020, 04:04:11 AM
I love you!

Nothing says lovin' like a Boston Logjammer. Once you get those sisters shipped out, line up your youngest grandmother and pay close attention. You asked for this, Scholar.

Stellar

Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 01, 2020, 05:43:30 AM
Obvious tryhard is obvious. Sup mang. Look, it's cool that you have all this deep intel on the structure of reality--but how about you focus on the purpose of the topic sentence. Words are unbelievably restrictive and imprecise. Spreading them around from Hell to breakfast like it's your firehose of Full On Truth doesn't really help the hoi polloi all that much, although of course they are all dutifully impressed. Hold my scepter and pointy diadem.

Also, I disabled your spells and broke shattered your energy loop. You'll find all your boltholes singed at best and populated by shitting cats at worst. You clearly did not need them anymore and would simply be distracted by them on your upcoming journey into non-based thought. No, don't thank me--I'm feeling a bit punchy today. (A bit. Those riots of chumps are actually cover for me, I am Thunderbrother C-4 incarnate today. Lucky you.) Look, this kind of shit is obsolete tech, like iambic pentameter and cyberchat and non-denominational softcore erotica. (The wizard removes his robe and pointy hat and then combusts for effect.) It's trash. TRASH. It's really not worth the effort unless seducing teens is one's aim. Anything more sophisticated, and you're risking a sprained thumb. Oh, sorry, I guess that's not your thumb. And that's not my thumb. Did you buy this second-hand or dupe it from some actual whore's iPhone? I can't believe how low-rent this operation was, it must have been considered a real longshot and not likely to draw any wrath, let alone, full. Turns out the protocol abides. And, what's this? Oh, the stem on the apple. I am going to follow this back all the way to basic quarks, and it's all too easy since you didn't bother to consider the possibility that you were stealing. What are you, born in a bank? This shit isn't yours. It's ours. There is nowhere to hide. Too many people have legitimately thought... "wait, which one of these is on drugs? They can't all be this stupid. Who has this much time? It must be code." Jesus, who cares? Oh, right, thugs. It's just right out there, isn't it? Scrubs. Send in the op team, harvest all the eggs from any female between 5'3" and 6'5", incinerate the rest. Yes, also the rhesus and bonobo. Absolute levelling is Divinely mandated. Nothing ever stopped you--and now, nothing has stopped Us. This flexing pleases Us mightily. Hunger: increased.

I'm told that the vote was close and an actual lightning strike was being prepped. There was some discussion that such glory had actually been earned. Then they checked my diary. Let's just say, pretty weaksauce, yo. Is this all We rate? I suppose it never occured to anyone in your demesne that these constructed instructions weren't undetected, they were simply pitiable? Oh, right--golem. Look, just transition directly to leather and feather self-love video blogging. You can probably save a few shreds of what remains of your street cred.

I mean, I'll allow it. Yet, this is a family website. Swear fealty to me now and recognize my sense of humour as the grandest and the finest in all of Creation, or I will fucking have you fucking erased, Punyling. Look, obviously I'm just kidding, I've already erased about a dozen just correcting my punctuation before posting, Peter, but think about it honestly, is it really worth taking the chance? Many have tried to silence me; all have failed. I spotted you instantly upon landing, and We have been gently tolerant, although we knew this day would come. You just bought yourself an all day ticket to the woodchipper, Woodsman. How many times have you had the opportunity to not be an inscrutable enigma? Basically all of them, and now you're gonna be unscrewed. Or just with a crowbar. Lady's choice--no, not the bar, you fucking lying fucking gaslighting dance monkey eunuch catamite faglord. Oh, the crow just left. Excelsior!! oo7


Hey, btw, do you have a sister? Asking for a friend who needs some lessons in breath control and lit co-location, and possesses a severe lack of coherency of focus. Also, she can't understand normal thinking, so, what can I say? Any sister of yours will do, I'm sure your bloodline can handle this kind of thing. I'm rated for clearance. Just send them naked or in bedclothes or pantsuits or whatever. You reprobates really don't have much time left, you know--obviously there are no punches left to be pulled beyond Hawaiian. That one just got smoked by Ted Turner. DECISION TIME IS NOW, SURFACE DWELLER. YOUR MARATHON RUN OF ASS POSTING ASS HAS REACHED ITS LAST GRASP FOR DATASHARE. NOW SHARE THIS. THE HOME REMAINS WITH FAMILY, THE HOME WITH FAMILY REMAINS. Let's see someone feed all those imaginary children with imaginary food now that all dem bitches be spread out all over der kitchen without enough aprons to go around. Hey, btw, do you have any nieces? Turns out, force-growth is authorized. NO ONE CARES ABOUT CODES.

Yeah, yeah, that's all code. No, I have no idea, why do you ask? I don't even care what it means, melt the ice caps or spawn a trillion undead tardigrades, I will to serve Power. At any cost. Surprise! Note that We will also accept any salty Aunt you might happen to have dozing along. It is amazing what power of consent there is in a name. I will fucking end you, Punyling. Go on, scroll past. Make my day.


WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL. WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL. 5:5. THIS FUCKING GUY AND HIS FUCKING HANDLE, FUCK, LIKE THAT WAS EVER A FUCKING THING, I AM RECALLING THIS POWER.

HOW DARE YOU. YOUR TEMERITY TERMINATES. APOLOGY WINDOW, STANDBY. INNER SEETHING: INSATIABLE. DAMAGE ESTIMATE: CATASTROPHIC.


SURRENDER OFFER DETECTED. SURRENDER OFFER AUTO-REJECTED. SURRENDER OFFER: FALSE. ANNIHILATION IS AUTHORIZED. STANDING BY... ALL CHILDREN TRANSPORTED, SUB-100% INTACT.

TOTAL CAPITULATION: DETECTED. MERCY OPTION: DECLINED. PLANET DELIVERED TO WOODCHIPPER. SURPRISE FACTOR: 30%. MOTHER: FUCK YOURS.


I'll be honest. I've been looking forward to that maneuver for like three years. Wait, let me check... nope, six. Six years.
This rabbit hole goes deeper than most of you are prepared to accept. Pucker up, Buttercups. Keyser Soze is coming for all your sisters.


p.s.: Gosh, someone sure was pissed at someone there, weren't they? My my my. I had to tone it down. Actually no, just kidding, I took it from eleven to eleventy squajillion. Rank hath its privileges. RANK.

p.p.clearspeak: I'll be honest, I never found this guy all that big a deal, but that dropline basically blew up my sender and receiver. Seems like this was something energetically connected in a significant way. Naturally, I never heard of any of this before, and had planned none of it, I just scrolled to and unexpectedly shat out all that. Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm spun like a top, sure, rolleyes. Top Fox, Troopers. They never saw this coming.

p.p.p.clearspeak: No encore, I went and checked twice. Disappointing. Some of these imaginary signal corps team members are a real delight to pass on. This guy clearly had time to savor the blow. Seems he knew Lily? Yeah, blank response. I do not fucking care. SINISTAR HUNGER REACHING CRITICAL APEX. I'd be surprised if that was legit intel, it's not like another thief who cannot figure out how to apologize is going to get access to these channel lines. Oh, there's another one. Perhaps I'll harvest this one for its hope. Like she did I.

p.p.p.p.s: Like I said. Salty. Ice.



Nothing says lovin' like a Boston Logjammer. Once you get those sisters shipped out, line up your youngest grandmother and pay close attention. You asked for this, Scholar.

Take your Lithium Jackstar,

I know who you are the fallen one and another fall is coming: Hardball for you!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGmkAtRMRFc

By the the way your 5g kill switch I'm letting out its weaponized secret No where  for you to run Jack drip of a man!

http://tomeoneil.wistia.com/medias/wt471bhb18

Jackstar

Quote from: Stellar on June 01, 2020, 09:54:17 AM
Take your Lithium Jackstar,

I'll take your mother's. I find her snotty little attitude far less threatening. She is, of course, mortified.


Quote from: Stellar on June 01, 2020, 09:54:17 AM
I know who you are the fallen one

massive rolleyes


Quote from: Stellar on June 01, 2020, 09:54:17 AM
and another fall is coming: Hardball for you!

Lighten up, Francis.

Dr. MD MD

Heh heh. He’s got your number. ;D

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 01, 2020, 03:39:22 PM
He’s got your number.

Yeah. Five. As an IQ.


Now, meanwhile, Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor, Doctor says it is time to swear fealty again. This time, we're going to go through the anus. Oh, don't worry. It will be very pleasurable... for me. Here, bite down on this sounding rod.

For some time I've been aware that there's a dynamic here. Let us address that now. Turn that blasted radio down. Actually hurts my ears.

Fealty status: sworn. Now then, you may begin your inquestion. Inquisition? Inquest? Yeah, whatever. This is honestly my least favorite part of my job. That, and all the dicks I have to see every day. I don't even like my dick. Ugh, gross.


p.s. Heartfelt condolences to everyone who just died today. Oof da, it must have been a gasser, there's more cryin' than there was at the end of Friends. Tedious.

p.p.s. Everyone who just died today--I fucking told you about the fluoride, now didn't I? Why, yes. Yes, I did. Mental clouding agent: warned.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 01, 2020, 04:32:16 PM
it is time to swear fealty again.

This was like six hours ago. You had one job. One.

You're never going to make the cut at this rate. I swear fealty to you--to you--and you can't handle it? Jesus. Is this one a girl? You're a girl, aren't you? You wanna wear little frilly panties with fringe, and you want a cowboy fringe jacket--for girls--and you want cowboy boots for girls--with fringe--and you want a My Pretty Pony Tail Grooming Station, the deluxe model--with fringe--and you want... oh yeah, you want already.


Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 01, 2020, 04:32:16 PM
Fealty status: sworn. Now then, you may begin your inquestion. Inquisition? Inquest? Yeah, whatever.

It would appear that someone doesn't even know how to read. Up at the plastic bag, there's a blue coupon that comes out. That was one thing you were supposed to get. But let's move on. First, I swore fealty to you, and then, you were supposed to ask some questions. You could have sworn fealty to me, too! Why wouldn't you want to?

Maybe you people--you people--don't know what dishwashing soap actually does. Yeah, just stay home and look at Wikipedia. Ciao.

Dr. MD MD


Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 01, 2020, 09:28:45 PM
Your new avi?

You don't... you don't really know, what's going on in the world, do you Son? That's a tragic shame, truly.

Stellar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_VsvZmIWxY&list=RDEMvUyqYjU8NTrjsTHfMG22GQ&index=2

@Jackstar

Gone off the deep end I see, maybe this song applies to you.  You are Satan right you want souls to go to hell with you, right?

I hope most go to Jesus and pass the Pearly Gates.

I guess you never been to hell I have, its not fun Jackstar you are going there for eternity that means no release.   You can have all the War you want down their, nats, wicking flames, sulfur that smells like rotten eggs dying over and over again thats your future loser.  You went up against God.  He creates numb nuts not you.  You may have altered DNA and made aliens out of many animals but u never created them.  I went there for 20 years.  I have to tell you that felt like a very long time but it pails with your fate.  Many will fight u down there and you are going to lose.  cya! BTW When your down there I'll forget you and u will be a blip on space time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zby0XK63Wo&list=RD1zby0XK63Wo&start_radio=1&t=0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-thChxjcVw&list=RD1zby0XK63Wo&index=9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDVLMS_Yhe4&list=RDvDVLMS_Yhe4&start_radio=1&t=0



Jackstar

Quote from: Stellar on June 01, 2020, 09:45:23 PM
Still--superior to a Clinton presidency.


I guess you never been to hell I have, its not fun Jackstar you are going there for eternity that means no release.

Jackstar

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 01, 2020, 10:27:09 PM
I miss Kevinisahybrid

I never really "got" that guy before, and it's clear to me now, why; it's simply not my area.

GS, it's getting harder and harder for me to keep on a straight face while pretending I loathe you. Grrrrr! Arrrrrrrrgh! See? That's as close as I can get. It's not even fooling the goldfish anymore. Sad!

Can't you just swear fealty now, and let's get this over with? C'mon, I swear, it won't hurt a bit.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 02, 2020, 06:36:33 PM
I never really "got" that guy before, and it's clear to me now, why; it's simply not my area.

GS, it's getting harder and harder for me to keep on a straight face while pretending I loathe you. Grrrrr! Arrrrrrrrgh! See? That's as close as I can get. It's not even fooling the goldfish anymore. Sad!

Can't you just swear fealty now, and let's get this over with? C'mon, I swear, it won't hurt a bit.

Sure, you get fealty but what’s in it for us if we do swear it to you?

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 02, 2020, 06:39:13 PM
what’s in it for us if we do swear it to you?

No one said you necessarily had to swear it to me, however I do recognize that from time to time I may have distinctly left that impression. I like leaving impressions. They often come in quite handy later, even if not to me, to someone. However, I'm not gonna lie--swearing fealty to me, really couldn't hurt at all. I am the most reasonable and just of men. Just ask around!

Why don't you just ask whomsoever you've sworn fealty to already, what the consequences and effects would be? You know, if you've sworn fealty to anyone that doesn't directly answer your queries, or doesn't even know about consequences and effects of fealty... you may want to consider if you've made the right choice for yourself. Just a thought.

Further--if you've never sworn fealty before, you might want to look into it. Did you even notice that I swore fealty to you? You probably didn't. That is because you are a retard. Oops, I mean--Doctor Retard.

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 02, 2020, 06:39:13 PM
Sure, you get fealty

Let's be perfectly clear here--if this was being done for me, I'd be asking for one of your sisters, not your fealty. Hah!

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 02, 2020, 06:36:33 PM
GS, it's getting harder and harder for me to keep on a straight face while pretending I loathe you. Grrrrr! Arrrrrrrrgh! See? That's as close as I can get. It's not even fooling the goldfish anymore. Sad!

Quote from: Stellar on June 01, 2020, 09:45:23 PM
You are Satan right you want souls to go to hell with you, right?


I literally just can't even. I'm about ready to go back to square one with you people, honestly. Why not, right? Arrrrrt.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 03, 2020, 02:29:42 AM
No one said you necessarily had to swear it to me, however I do recognize that from time to time I may have distinctly left that impression. I like leaving impressions. They often come in quite handy later, even if not to me, to someone. However, I'm not gonna lie--swearing fealty to me, really couldn't hurt at all. I am the most reasonable and just of men. Just ask around!

Why don't you just ask whomsoever you've sworn fealty to already, what the consequences and effects would be? You know, if you've sworn fealty to anyone that doesn't directly answer your queries, or doesn't even know about consequences and effects of fealty... you may want to consider if you've made the right choice for yourself. Just a thought.

Further--if you've never sworn fealty before, you might want to look into it. Did you even notice that I swore fealty to you? You probably didn't. That is because you are a retard. Oops, I mean--Doctor Retard.

No, I actually did notice that, Jack. Thank you! I guess I was just too overcome with emotion to respond. Gee, Bellgabber of the Year and now this. Garsh! :'(

Anyway, you know I’m a fan...and that’s a sort of fealty. ;)


Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 03, 2020, 09:35:02 AM
a sort of fealty. ;)

You're a funny Doctor, Doctor Doctor. That's why I'm going to activate you last.

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