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[Walks_At_Night]

It seemed like the perfect answer.  He is hot for GEG and not sure about the silver-fox.  He said GEG would be up for it.  If silver fox said yes he wins.  If she is repulsed and never wants to see him again he wins.  I don't see a downside.  Life favors the bold.

There's always a downside.   Need more information.   Dammit.

[jazmunda]

I expressed my opinions in the "Old Falkie Thread" Relentlessly.  I felt outnumbered and outranked, but I typed my heartfelt feelings even tho I could be wrong.  MV has never expressed anger at me, but I'm sure he would love to sometimes, just like everybody else.

I don't think you have anything to worry about. Plus it's the Falkie thread. I wouldn't take anything to heart that is said on that thread nor any others on this site. Art never gets upset. Be like Art. No wait .... 

[jazmunda]

It seemed like the perfect answer.  He is hot for GEG and not sure about the silver-fox.  He said GEG would be up for it.  If silver fox said yes he wins.  If she is repulsed and never wants to see him again he wins.  I don't see a downside.  Life favors the bold.

Edit:  Extra sack points if he plays Gigantic by The Pixies while he makes the proposal.

See this is why you needed to call in. I did not even think there was a win-win in willy's kobayashi maru. Genius.

[whoozit]

Next time.

[Lilith]

I don't think you have anything to worry about. Plus it's the Falkie thread. I wouldn't take anything to heart that is said on that thread nor any others on this site. Art never gets upset. Be like Art. No wait .... 

I'm not worried. I feel bad if I caused MV any grief. It wasn't my intention.  My intention was to SPARE him grief in the long run, even if I was wrong...

[Lilith]

There's always a downside.   Need more information.   Dammit.

We need the archive!! 

[Lilith]

Don't make me grub you.

Grub me, Grub me! 

[Lilith]

You missed willy's ongoing battle that is raging inside of him to choose between The Silver Foxy Lady and Googly Eyed Girl. The struggle is real.

I think the Googly Eyed Girl is the Girl for him, he just gets easily led astray.  I hope the Googly Eyed girl can accept that.

[Walks_At_Night]

See this is why you needed to call in. I did not even think there was a win-win in willy's kobayashi maru. Genius.

Well a true Kobayashi Maru solution would have Willy fleeing to Cambodia for a month.........

The dogs though.  What does he do with the dogs?  Hopefully he has a buddy he can leave them with

[starrmtn001]

See this is why you needed to call in. I did not even think there was a win-win in willy's kobayashi maru. Genius.

Hey, my friend, I'll call in, I always do as long as I know you're doing a podcast ahead of time.
I'll round up our regulars as I did when I knew you were going to do a show.  Just let me know via Skype, email, carrier pigeon, whatever it takes, and I'm there for you as always.

Luvs ya Jaz.

[Lilith]

Well a true Kobayashi Maru solution would have Willy fleeing to Cambodia for a month.........

The dogs though.  What does he do with the dogs?

We need another show in the morning.

[Walks_At_Night]

We need another show in the morning.

Yep - I can't listen much then though.  Its usually on when I'm headed to my gig so others will have to help Willy.

That or perhaps there could be a Martinez Tonight - a Special Burning Poo Edition

[jazmunda]

Hey, my friend, I'll call in, I always do as long as I know you're doing a podcast ahead of time.
I'll round up our regulars as I did when I knew you were going to do a show.  Just let me know via Skype, email, carrier pigeon, whatever it takes, and I'm there for you as always.

Luvs ya Jaz.

You're my number one fan.

[starrmtn001]

You're my number one fan.

What?!!   

What did I do to get this reply? 

[akwilly]

Jaz I don't remember exactly what advise you gave me this morning but it must have been terrible

[Lilith]

Jaz I don't remember exactly what advise you gave me this morning but it must have been terrible

I wish I would'a heard it...
What happened?

[akwilly]

I wish I would'a heard it...
What happened?

brig I don't want to risk offending you so I won't say

[jazmunda]

What?!!   

What did I do to get this reply? 

It was a joke. The at the end should have conveyed that. No offence meant. You have always been supportive of my and other bellgabbers crappy attempts at entertainment. I aplogize if my humour doesn't translate well in text or image. 

[Lilith]

brig I don't want to risk offending you so I won't say

Bwahahahahaha.

So send me an inbox, I mean... a PM. 

[jazmunda]

Jaz I don't remember exactly what advise you gave me this morning but it must have been terrible

I'm just glad you are alive. I tried sending you an Uber but the intoxicated driver in your one taxi town didn't pick up.

[akwilly]

I'm just glad you are alive. I tried sending you an Uber but the intoxicated driver in your one taxi town didn't answer pick up.

ya he is very, very unreliable

[Zenman]

Darn. Sorry I missed it, but that was a pretty ungodly hour here on the Left Coast for receiving live podcast tranmissions. Glad you're keeping a hand on it, Jaz (the podcast thing I mean).

Now can somebody insult me so I can go back to my paperwork?

[jazmunda]

Jaz I don't remember exactly what advise you gave me this morning but it must have been terrible

I think you need to follow whoozit's sage advice below if the situation is still salvageable and your haven't fubared it.

It seemed like the perfect answer.  He is hot for GEG and not sure about the silver-fox.  He said GEG would be up for it.  If silver fox said yes he wins.  If she is repulsed and never wants to see him again he wins.  I don't see a downside.  Life favors the bold.

Edit:  Extra sack points if he plays Gigantic by The Pixies while he makes the proposal.

[Lilith]

Darn. Sorry I missed it, but that was a pretty ungodly hour here on the Left Coast for receiving live podcast tranmissions. Glad you're keeping a hand on it, Jaz (the podcast thing I mean).

Now can somebody insult me so I can go back to my paperwork?

No. 

[Zenman]

No. 

How rude.       Thank you.

[starrmtn001]

It was a joke. The at the end should have conveyed that. No offence meant. You have always been supportive of my and other bellgabbers crappy attempts at entertainment. I aplogize if my humour doesn't translate well in text or image. 

I misunderstood, Jaz, it's totally my fault.  I truly apologize to you.

[Ciardelo]

I misunderstood, Jaz, it's totally my fault.  I truly apologize to you.

"There's a nice pussy."

[Taaroa]

Jaz I don't remember exactly what advise you gave me this morning but it must have been terrible

It was more him telling you not to drink and drive, and you working yourself up about getting some early morning action than any advice being given.


How's the hangover?

[akwilly]

It was more him telling you not to drink and drive, and you working yourself up about getting some early morning action than any advice being given.


How's the hangover?

having a few beers now

[akwilly]

Thanks to you Jaz I'm no longer a man. I had a rough morning at the older ladies place the other day thanks to your advice. I made it through the fundraiser like a little bitch. The scene I made did me no good.