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Quote from: 3OctaveFart on March 12, 2015, 10:32:04 AM

The Straight Dope on E-begging

TheAmazingAtheist

Quote from: sydtron on March 12, 2015, 12:07:36 AM

lol.... mine is better

Quote from: Art Bell on March 11, 2015, 09:48:01 PM
I see ads trying to get me to date a girl just like I am Married to. For those of you in the market you could do a lot worse.

Art

thanks.  this made my night.   goodnight

Quote from: Art Bell on March 11, 2015, 09:13:55 PM
The answer to all of the above is yes.

what advertisements do you see on the site art?

happiness is a hot forum.

Quote from: Art Bell on March 11, 2015, 08:19:06 PM
I know it is like a tease but it is good news though I can not talk about it so I was faced with saying nothing or simply reporting good news. I chose to report. I don't keep secrets well.

Art

its OK art. anytime you want to stop by is good.   thanks for the good news that there is good news

Quote from: Art Bell on March 11, 2015, 07:14:41 PM
We got good news today, I am afraid I still can not talk about it, but it is good.

Art

the shipment of widgets finally arrived?

MV why don't you just admit that the whole purpose of this site is to get money From these Asian dating sites use banner ads keep appearing at the top who do you owe money to? the yakuza?  Obviously you're in a lot of debt. So you turn to the pimp game! you're out every night unbeknownst to your children and wife out there assisting in the flesh! your money making strategy consists of a two pronged attack both online and offline, which is actually a good business model. it's good to have many different business ventures along the same line to diversify your portfolio. just know that I'm on here and then I'm on to you!

 good thing that you don't live in San Francisco! because if you did Captain Kirk might accidentally have Scotty beam you and your girlfriend up into a Klingon Bird of Prey to take you into the future to communicate with that alien space probe

Quote from: Razlo on March 11, 2015, 05:18:06 PM
So, as a long time Art Bell fan (going back to the mid 1990's), I too am waiting with painful anticipation for Art's return. Though I am not new to Art, I am new to BellGab so, I have missed almost all of Art's secret announcements. Could someone please hip me into what I have missed? It would be greatly appreciated..and I'll take my answer "off the air". Thanks!

Yeah the secret announcement was:       

There you go it's a secret now but only for people who are using Macintosh computers with the proper OS 1715 max res sonar kit with the rotator splint attachment on the Windjammer 9000

Hey there's this site called clips4sale where you could sell a video for $5 a pop of you and your girlfriends mayonnaise fun time...
That would definitely be designed to make you money! people would download it just out of pure cringe Factor! you would make money hand over fist.... lol..

when I would do Is offered to buy the house from whoever actually lives there now and then set up a little business where I could charge fans of Breaking Bad just to throw pizza up on the roof then they could take a photo with it for $19.99

He is going to ask him about pizza rolls and Rogaine and mustache maintenance

All that mayonnaise is going to be bad for her because of the calories.. Maybe you should switch to nonfat Greek yogurt

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 11, 2015, 04:56:37 PM
how many can you stick your head in for that ?

I thought the whole thing with head and mayonnaise was your girlfriends forte?

how many jars of mayonnaise can you buy for $500?

I would rather live on the moon because theoretically you can receive everything on TV and radio from there still And was a powerful enough transmitter you can broadcast back so I still be able to check my facebook

Quote from: ItsOver on March 11, 2015, 03:39:02 PM
Plus he lives in the middle of nowhere high desert, away from all the crazies of supposed civilization.

that too

That's boogie 2988! But the joke was that supposedly somebody here uses mayonnaise to get their significant other to perform on their mouth organ, not naming any names allegedly

I have literally laugh a little bit in my mind every time someone orders something with mayonnaise on it since that episode!

mayo time takes time.... he is to buzzy

Quote from: MV on March 11, 2015, 02:36:12 PM
your videos will embed properly if you remove the "s" from https.

oh, that's cool

a cloud comes out of the sky


www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE6ZJiVz4mg

I am like seriously jealous of art bell,  fame, fortune and a beautiful young wife and daughter

Quote from: feerles1 on March 11, 2015, 01:55:59 PM
I wouldn't flatter yourself just yet NumbNuts i am not now nor will i ever sub to one of your ridiculous channels. You are aware you can view videos without subing to the channel but then again maybe your not since you are a few fries short of a happy meal.

Happy meals are fucking disgusting!

that sounds like a good idea can't wait

I'm all about that alien base?

Quote from: MV on March 11, 2015, 01:11:16 PM
i have one, which i guess i'm going to start using.

yeah. you should have been doing that the whole time. eggs in one basket... not good.
if you end up doing some kind of recap show for art you should add it to iTunes.

Quote from: MV on March 11, 2015, 12:46:40 PM
heh heh, i know, although since i started podcasting in 2006, this is only the second time it's happened.  for a ham and egg operation like mine, that's an ok record, i think.

well.. oh well.. maybe add a mp3 recorder to the headphone output as a back up?

Quote from: MV on March 11, 2015, 12:35:37 PM
the recording failed last night.

You had one job!