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I think a very lot of this abductee/contactee stuff is so much bung. Not so much that it doesn't (or perhaps hasn't) happened but in my research of younger years, there was never any indication of this occurring in modern reality. Instead my research leads me to believe that most of this is genetic memory recall and epileptic based conscious hallucinations derived from modern knowledge/times mixed with this genetic memory. I even have an answer as to why these "aliens" do not answer questions of God. We humans have defined God in our religions, etc. but the truth of it is that God is all about the universe and the universe is all about life. Religions worship death, heaven vs. hell, which is not the truth behind the universe at all. The "aliens" know this and we humans know this in our hearts. Our minds often interfere with this in order to believe in something tangible. I believe the "aliens" visited our planet in the past and perhaps have plans to visit us in the future. If they do there will be no doubt about it and the governments will be powerless to stop the contact when it comes and all humans will know they are here, there will be nothing covert about it at all. If you are experiencing abductee or contactee syndromes then you should take some time to consider the possibility of it being "all in your mind" from genetic memories of your ancestorial background. I think its going to be really cool when we have contact again with other life in this universe, I hope I live to be a part of it. I hope I live to be a part of our journey into space for colonization. I think humans have something great to offer this universe and it would be a shame to waste the life which the universe/god has given us. I also think that the "aliens" are very passive and have nothing to do with evil at all. They believe in life also.

Indeed, Indeed.

I remember an episode of Sienfeld where Kramer gets all twitchy whenever he hears Mary Hartman on Tv. I can certainly relate as every time I hear GN anounce his guest is "conversations with Linda" or even worse is when I just turn on the radio and I hear the "monotone lady" with the bad edit interviews already in progress, argh! I get all twitchy and practically drive my truck off the road trying to get at the off button before the drone of sound coming from the speakers puts me into a trance followed by a mind seizure, unable to break free from the grasp of wondering how this could be called a conversation with anything but a robot not yet programmed for emotional highlights during verbal communication.

Indeed, Indeed.

Wasn't that from a Star Trek movie character? Oh well, when the Borg finnally get here and assimilate us, then maybe, just maybe we'll be able to understand the process that makes GN classic in all the things he does. Who was it that predicted the Borg invasion? I've lost track of all the guests... wait a minute... Borg? Hey that's fiction, who put that thought in here. Must've been a COINCIDENCE that I was thinking about Linda and a Borg Queen in the same moment of time.

Indeedily Doo, classic monograms.

I'm sure Roswell will be the story of the century another 20 or so times this year too. I wonder if there will ever be a 1st hand account of this incident. Death bed confessions just don't cut it for me from jag officers that were "accidentally" shown uber secret prisoners and then told it was all a mistake that they flew him accross the country. Give me a Roswell classic any day for jockular entertainment in stoopidity.

Interesting, Interesting. (Walt Disney, Tron, 1980)

I have no doubt that someone (or something) is directing the show but only in a minor way through fast blast. I'm pretty sure the minature computer chip the government planted in his right ear is monitoring the tiny alien implant in his left frontal lobe which communicates to the demon spirits planning to open a portal to hell and take the souls of all living things on this planet to the Andromeda galaxy for anal probes and further testing to determine if they are compatible with the genetic fingerprint of saliva coming from his mouth as he drools over all the advertising dollars he rakes in everynight from naive listeners who have nothing better to do than wait for their chance to phone in for that singular moment of praise on how great the lack of skepticism is tonight.


Wait a minute... I think there was a problem with the part about opening a portal to hell using aliens. A problem with something a guest says on the show? Not ever while George is hosting, everything is written on stone tablets as if it were direct from god himself. The Uber Believer in all things strange and stoopid. Makes for great comedy tho! Damn, I think I left my meds at work again... those voices keep bothering me and telling me about real life.

Oh so true these things. I once thought that entertainment of this sort had some sort of value, if only for jokular effect. After awhile I came to understand the true seriousness in the guests' conviction to their beliefs.  Then there is the interviewer, whether it be George, Art, Ian, etc. they are trained professionals and will ALWAYS lead their guests down the path to what is good for showbiz. George is a mere mortal like the rest of us, rarely ever expresses his true opinion of the guest or their lunacy. He is very good at promoting the dark side of their souls and leading everyone to think each guest is bang-on and the world is going to end tomorrow, or in December 2012, or next week by the aliens who break through our starforce army, secretly developed in underground labs by scientists on the run from man eating giants who live in caves nearby on remote islands *gasp*.

The other day, while listening, I believe Jeff Danelek was the guest, talking at the time about how ghosts may not want to go into the light and thus hang out on this earthly plain. GN makes a reference to the movie Poltergeist and adds how he didn't understand why the little old lady was saying NOT to go into the light when it should be a good thing for them. Shocking to say the least, because my take on the whole movie was all about saving a little girl from a demon who wanted to go to heaven and needed the little girl to take him accross the barrier and into the light. Where I imagine the little girl would be lost to her parents. The little old lady was trying to save a little girl! I would hate to think that GN was cheering for the demon? But then again, after exploring the dark side of his guests so often ... comtemplating the destruction of the planet for a good show... is it all about stupidity or calculated for ratings.

So here I am, hopefully each weekend now, to reply, post or otherwise make known my wisdom on the paranormal, none of which agrees with GN on a very regular basis. I can't wait to tackle the aliens who manipulate stars to pulse secret messages about a cosmic wave of total destruction. One sec. I dropped my pills ..... argh! Gott'em! now where's that water, oh ya *gulp* .. ahhh! So where was I?

Time for work, to feed those hungry little mouths that make up my little bags of mostly water that consume so much solid nutrition 3 times a day. There be monsters in my house, but I love them so much. What was that number again for On Top of Ol'Smokey ?!#@%$

Cheers.