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Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 15, 2009, 03:26:52 AM
Just heard the replay of the first hour news..

George (stern radio guy voice):  'Lynette 'Squeeky' Fromme, the would be assassin of then President George Gerald Ford...'

George Gerald Ford.  Yes, may as well get the first flub out of the way early...

He's just projecting for 2012...

Ah, sweet weekend, two listenable shows coming up...

God, this week of listening to noory was hell...his show is
An abomination....

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on August 15, 2009, 02:41:53 AM
There's always the replay. . . . to reinforce your treatment.

Well, this experiment of treating my virus with Noory therapy
Does explain why George never gets sick, and never needs a vaccine...
Viruses are discerning listeners...

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on August 15, 2009, 02:38:47 AM
Nah!  For Real?  I was just sure that was him, not Tommy Petty on lead vocals.  We are getting exposure to a massive amount of talent tonight.

You misspelled "crap"

Well, I skipped the last segment...my virus came to me
And admitted it had done wrong by infecting me, and
Begged me to not force it to listen to
More Noory. I felt sorry for it---even though it
Made me miserable for a week, it really believes
In infecting people, so you really can't criticize it.
So, I relented and turned off Noory. I still have
A runny nose, but even a virus desrves some level
Of humane treatment...

I have to tune out for awhile, no way I can listen to noorys harmonica...

Oh, wait...I'm only listening to kill
My virus...this should do it once and
For all, I just hope I survive...

Quote from: Supernormal on August 15, 2009, 01:58:51 AM
I don't know any cats who were neutered, but that doesn't mean that they don't exist. You don't know any dogs who are really demons that eat people. (reference to abductee call)

Could the dogs and cats in your theory be giant?
Because that would make you guest material for sure...

Oh lord, Noory is gonna play his harmonica...

I think this is the august 15 catastrophe predicted
By franks box...

Is noory doing any experiment to see
How low he can drive the ratings?

Quote from: Supernormal on August 15, 2009, 01:44:19 AM
Reversal? Was that a Freudian slip? ;-)

An iPhone slip...

Noory said in 80 years everyone
Listening to his show will be dead...

I'd give it an hour...

Quote from: Supernormal on August 15, 2009, 01:41:10 AM
According to my interpretation of Genesis, cats and dogs are descended from the Nephilim. They entered our world through a stargate. They will eat their masters in 2012. My belief is as good as any other belief, and you're a bigot if you don't believe me.

Your logic is unassailable...by noory.

Indeed, that sounds like guest material
If you make it a bit more farout...

Also George says quayles nutball
Religious beliefs don't undermine his
Credibility, because Quayle believes it...

It seems like Noory needs a course in
Remedial English...I don't think we could be
Speaking the same language...

Noory criticized the caller who criticized Quayles
Nutty giant theories...

According to George, you should be able to
State things without criticism as long as you believe
Them...

I'll let others note the logical paradox in the above,
And instead just note that Noory is indeed wide open
For our attacks, in that case...

please start posting folks, the show is hitting it's weekly low
Point---the nighthawk flying solo..

The should really just run ShamWow
Commercials for three hours Friday nights...

I've got a new invention, which I call Georges Box---it
Works like Franks box, except it's audio source is broadcasts
Of coast-to-coast...using this raw audio energy, the dead can
Form speech, although they can only say dull, moronic things, or shill
Worthless products...

Oh, lord...noory OHMPHEN lines coming up...I'm not sure
I can take it...noory goes with open lines like dumb goes with boring...

It's dumb! It's boring! No, it's both!!!

The guest said you may die in your sleep, wake up,
And be very confused about where you are...

Here is a simple test: turn your radio to coast-to-coast...
If the show has a good host, you've gone to a better place...

George is on a quest for the truth...Why? To be sure
That he is NOT passing it on to his audience?

August 15 east cost event---I've solved it! My sister is
Getting married Aug 15th, and she lives in NY city....
(I just got back from the reversal...)

Guest: we can't allow doomsday predictions to rule our lives.

George:<silence>

Quote from: Supernormal on August 14, 2009, 03:12:19 AM
....which make a lot of folks cough up hairballs. Someone should play hardball with the screwball the next time he lobs softballs at Steve Quayle, but there's not a snowball's chance of that taking place.

Nutballs always get a walk from Noory

Great having you tonight, Pb, drop by tomorrow,
It's my last night of Noory therapy---I'm using george
To kill a viral infection I have...the poor virus has pretty
Much given up, I caught it trying to unplug the radio
Tonight...

Guest to caller: if you had missing time and bruises, we'd be having a different discussion...

George: and radiation burns!

Oh, yeah, we'd be having a very different discussion...a gleeful one!!!

Caller: ...aliens are demons....

George: Tommy, book this guy!!!

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 14, 2009, 02:52:23 AM
Is it possible George met this lady at a 'Conference', and, ever the charmer, whispered something in her ear about coming on his show...

I'm with you...we are listening to the result of a failed
Noory' pick-up line...

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 14, 2009, 02:47:03 AM
She earlier stumbled over the 'what are you doing next' curve ball.   She singled sharply to right on the 'how arre yeew' forkball, though...

George:  'Curve balls.  Yes, we do that here on Coast to Coast.'

Yeah, I thought it was odd since she had just said she only really investigated
About 50 cases...I guess they were not very memorable...


I think The show was rained out tonight, after 8 scoreless innings, as usual....

With over 600 million abductions, how come
Noory is still here...?

...I guess the aliens really are far more intelligent than we are...

It's that time again...

Noory': what was your most fascinating case?

The guest of course is stunned to silence,  while
Noory' says the question is a " curveball"...

Yeah, George, that question is just so wild,
The guests always swing and miss...

I think pretty much Noorys questions alternate between
Softballs, screwballs and spitballs...

Wow, tomorrow Frank and his box that let's you talk to
The dead will be on...maybe we can contact Noorys brain...

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 14, 2009, 02:30:57 AM
George:  'I love this'

Yeah, the caller said he had scabs and bloody stools, and then he asked
Noory to remote view him

George: I can't do that now,I need to get in my
Special state...

What would that be, robe and slippers, dimmed lights,  candles, mood music and a martini?