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Quote from: Gunner65 on March 19, 2020, 08:50:53 PM
Just my opinion, but if/when this all flushes out, my guess is the blame will not be only on the Chinese.  It's time Americans stop being deceived and manipulated.
Enough is enough. When the world awakens to the true "Satan" there will be no mercy!

It begins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it is no co-incidence that the current President of the United States's name is Trump

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 19, 2020, 08:08:15 PM
Hells no! Blow me, Satan!

That's the spirit Brother!   Join us on our journey to the Holy Land while we wait for the Mighty Sound of the Trump of the Lord!





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDaW9nEmKLY

Will you accept the Beast's Mark?   



Judgement Day cometh Brothers and Sisters.  The Temple will rise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 03, 2020, 10:04:58 PM
I think hiding out from cv19 on cruise ships is the way to go.

Welcome Aboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 02, 2020, 09:59:34 PM
My problem is that my no no square has always been a yes yes square. Deal with it!

Yeah Baby!   Yeah!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 23, 2020, 11:04:03 AM
Seems like Wuhan needs this guy desperately after dark.....................

Wrong.  All they need is good music and that tried and true Holy Ghost Power booming out through out the night!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl_8r7WG3g4

The The Rapture Index now stands at 185. 

The all time high is 189.  The Big Chicken expects that to be surpasses very soon.  Watch indicator #20 Tribulation Temple closely.

Quote from: Juan on January 25, 2020, 03:10:21 PM
Maybe Pastor Butch will pray for us all.

Yes!  Pastor Butch!

Quote from: Gd5150 on January 25, 2020, 10:43:23 PM
Have they blamed Trump yet? Obvious attempt to distract from Trumps impeachment is obvious.l

Some are asking Sanders, Biden and AOC to "save" the expats.

https://twitter.com/LRConsiderer/status/1220853537200123910
https://twitter.com/plantsNbabes/status/1220998134706237440

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 25, 2020, 10:23:53 AM

The bat eating chick was way cuter than that!

Jack van Impe

We have lost a titan in the war against Satan.  Jack van Impe has left the battlefield and returned Home at age 88.  He was correct in his staunch Pre-Tribulationist views and his memorization of the King James Bible was astoinishing.  Jack will be missed by one and all but none more than by his lovely wife of 65 years - Rexella van Impe.   




Don't be left behind friends.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKu1bEdg7Ng

Seems as if this thread is a shining example of Pride, Greed, Envy,Gluttony, Wrath and most flagrantly Sloth.
The Big Chicken is glad to see that Sodomy has made it's appearance.   

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 26, 2019, 09:37:25 PM
As in double anal.  I actually tried to do it once.  Unfortunately we could not get the parts aligned because the other guy was too fat.

Some people dismiss double anal as two guys rubbing their cocks together inside of a girl's ass.  I used this description to trigger the numerous homophobes here.  Oddly, said peeps are silent when triple anal is on display.  And you know, for that middle guy, it's...well, "nothing but net."

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 30, 2019, 03:13:00 PM
Was the fat guy previously wearing giant red shorts, before he whipped them off and you two started frotting each other's junk? I always wondered where your contempt for Senda first originated.

What kind of hellbeast can accommodate three dicks anyway? Did her name begin with a K, not unconnected with the Martinez area?

The Big Chicken is not triggered per se but is aghast at the concept of touching wieners with a Senda clone or Senda himself- let alone while stuffed up some unfortunates shit factory.   

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 19, 2019, 07:18:44 PM
Speaking of that, I would have to repost the endless GIF of two guys stroking each other off, or the GIF of two cocks rubbing against each other in a girl's ass, to get banned. 

As in touching Weiners?

Quote from: LadyFish on September 14, 2019, 11:39:32 AM
Falkie’s current financial canard hasn’t seemed to have effected his passion for spending money on useless items to increase the size of his ever growing hoard and girth.

The Big Chicken has watched with amusement at Senda's obfuscations and gyrations as he tries to outwit the government after receiving that big donation.
Multiple accounts, multiple banks, money transfers between him and Kathy, "delayed" paperwork to the housing authority.  All to no avail. 
That might have been the ultimate (albeit expensive) troll job ever.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 02, 2019, 05:11:07 PM
Word of Knowledge, Pastor!  In the Spirit of the Holy Ghost and Fire, Amen.

That is the spirit.  The day nears for us to come out into the open.  Hark!  The Trump blows.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ5aHnXJ3RQ

Quote from: albrecht on September 02, 2019, 05:05:07 PM
And developing a taste for turpentine.

Turpentine?   Pshaw.  We drink the good stuff.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 02, 2019, 05:03:49 PM
I have strong suspicions, Pastor.  I was getting so good at snake-wrangling, too.

Well a different way must be found.  THE POWER OF THE HOLY GHOST WILL NOT BE DENIED!

Peace Brother

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 02, 2019, 04:56:18 PM
I understand the PMs involved would scorch the hair off your eyeball.

Is that why Big Chicken can no longer send out PM's to his Bellgab flock?

Quote from: Richard Groyper on August 30, 2019, 07:32:34 PM
did home boy just say "i like to fuck 'em in the ass while he beat up the pussy"?

Mister Groyper,

Wouldn't those homies end up touching wieners doing that?

The Big Chicken would not mind being the Devil in  Miss Jones

The Big Chicken likes his Hens put together properly.

This is a hard slog Brothers and Sisters but Big Chicken is keeping the faith.

The Big Chicken had heard that Mr. Senda was quite ill.  Fortunately that seems not tob e the case as a new cat video was posted on his forum just today.  Whew.

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 19, 2019, 08:28:36 PM
Speaking of, we are getting blue fin tuna off the coast this year due to water conditions and my brother just caught a 30-lb example using only a flasher which he brought to my folks'.  But, being good Christians, they required cooking all the red out so all my visions of poke salad and barely seared burgers vanished like mist and I choked down my portion with eyes dimmed by tears.

Praise His Name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: albrecht on August 19, 2019, 07:07:20 PM
That is some good old time religion- with a modern rock twist. I doubt Ol' Slewfoot dares step into that Jolo! I wonder what the CoC etc folks would think of all that music and instruments?

The music is full of love for the Lord. What the weaklings out there can not handle is the drinking of deadly poisons

Quote from: albrecht on August 19, 2019, 06:39:11 PM
That is what I recall. Think folks like in your area of desolation but less ethnics, more tribal, and family feuds. With strip-mining, some government bases, and worker exploitation by big Mining Firms, and a big Oxy problem (with very cheap tobacco products.) But some beautiful mountains and rivers (not, yet,) ruined. But beware if going hunting or river running because it can approach a "Deliverance" type of desperate situation ina worst case and lots of deep woods to disappear someone. As people don't like folks on their land, suspicious of outsiders, suspicious of Federal govt,  and you never know who is running a still, meth-op, or etc. Ok, enough with the stereotypes......usually very friendly at college games in college towns but beware, they will hand out their 'homebrew' whiskey that can be at a later cost. Whew....man.

Come on up to Jolo Sonny.  Feel some of that good old fashioned Holy Ghost Power.  The Big Chicken will be waiting on you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl_8r7WG3g4

Big Chicken is launching the Shattering Myths Project.  With a goal of listening to Yada Yah's complete archive. 
Now typically, Big Chicken leans toward good old time Religion as preached by Pastor Butch Paugh.  Time to
expand horizons a bit.

http://www.blessyahowah.com/sm/sm.html

The Big Chicken makes an appearance in Gottfried's podcast starting at 15:50:
    https://www.gilbertpodcast.com/gavin-macleod/


I must say that I am rather awesome.