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And I thought the  Junior" Gotti shows were awful...tonight's  another all time low for Jorch.

Quote from: aldousburbank on April 15, 2015, 11:46:24 PM
Bidding is $1,000 for an hour dinner with George, $2,000 for a half hour.

Bonus points for sticking Jorch with the tip.

How many are planning on bidding for the " Dinner with George Noory at Morton's Steakhouse"?  Seems a little steep with bidding starting at 1000,  however, it's going to a good cause, 25% to the American Red Cross and  75% to Joch's  dry cleaning bill for his wig.

This guest is driving me crazy with all his “and the ummm uhhhh"  "ahhh ummmm"
Come out with it already.... a single sentence shouldn't take ahhhh, ummmm, over two minutes.

Quote from: zeebo on April 10, 2015, 11:16:36 PM
Poor Schrade, getting the leftover scrap topics after Snoory has squandered all the potentially good stuff all week.

Schrader could have on the ghost of Herve Villechaize  and it would still be better than anything Jorch could produce.

What a nice reprieve from Jorch tonight, it’s really refreshing not to hear that ghoul. Too bad it can’t last.

Quote from: Northern Nights on April 08, 2015, 03:51:41 AM
The "little people" caller might have been pranking Noory, he's cut off at the 53:20 mark in the 3 am hour www.cjob.com/audio-on-demand

Noory lets out a sound of surprise or alarm at that moment and later says "It never got on".

Then Quayle the great showman  that he is doesn't miss a beat and  tells the guy he is being attacked by a succubus...heheheh, oh man that's rich.....

What's funny was the caller Dave from Nacogdoches, TX ...George the tactful one hears this guy’s strong Texan accent and says...."geeze!!"   Way to go Jorch, you offensively impolite  son of a bitch. Note to Jorch, there are nights I have no idea what you are saying either, and its not because of your accent....geeze!!

Quote from: goldendeal on April 08, 2015, 02:26:51 AM

Quayle, Paulides , Marzulli,   the rest is just filler.

And once in awhile Linda Godfrey, if the "other" George is hosting.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 08, 2015, 01:18:39 AM
One thing about Quayle.  He may be nuts but he's entertaining unlike 95% of the guests that come on Coast.

Quayle, Paulides , Marzulli,   the rest is just filler.

I can't hear the show tonight ,  I can only get last nights and I sure don't want to repeat that crap again. Coast site is jacked up as usual.

oh and ______ "fill in the blank" is a good friend of the show.

Q: What are some hackneyed words and phrases we can expect him to use on any given show?


My Gawd !!!

Unbeeleaveabul!!!

You are so right

I knew Jimmy Hoffa

There are no coincidences

We don't do politics on this show

How did you get into all this?

James Best is proceeded in death by his co-star basset hound Flash...

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 07, 2015, 10:47:07 PM
Does George Noory believe in coincidences?
Does George Noory own a Ouija Board?
Does George Noory dress as a clown to entertain his grandchildren?
Was George Noory ever in the Navy?
Does the new Los Angeles studio have signage?

and, of course……


Does George Noory suck?

Is Jorch Noory's name in the bible codes?

 Jorch needs to pull out a Dio bumper'   "I cry out for magic I feel it dancing in the light
It was cold, Lost my hold To the shadows of the night; Feel the magic
I feel it floating in the air But it's fear And you'll hear It callingâ€"you bewareâ€"look out!!

Quote from: zeebo on April 07, 2015, 01:04:13 AM
Silent mother ships zooming into Mt. Shasta, alien encounters in Native American sweat lodges, hollow earth entrances below the Tibetan plateau - you know, the usual.

Jorch " and speaking of mother ships zooming into Mt. Shasta, let me tell you about legal zoom"

His wig is dyed jet black..
He has a deformed tongue..
His shows are never bold...
You got Jorch Noorys lies…
He'll turn the Doo-wop bumper music on you
You’ll think it really bites...,
His show is at an all-time low…
You got Joch Noory’s lies….

And he'll "geeze" you...
He’ll unease you….
All his questions will deep freeze you,
He's neurosis and he knows just
What it takes to make the show flush
You got Jorch Noory’s sign off highs…
You got Jorch Noory lies….


He'll let you call the show…
Pizza rolls whets his appetite..
He'll keep callers on hold....
You got Jorch Noory lies….
He'll be glad to hang up on you...
Pizza Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out of the que
You got Jorch Noory lies….

He'll bore you
When he name drops and "MY GAWD"S!!" you...
Repeats the same questions with his numbed tongue that will throw you
He's neurosis and he knows just
What it takes to make the show flush…
All the guests think he's bi….
They got Jorch Noory lies….

http://vevo.ly/hVQGdv

Tonight's show is a complete bore-fest"

Jorch just cut off the guy in mid-sentence....what an ass.

Knowing  Jorch, he's either surfing porn, or sexting with Linda Moulton Howe.

I can hear Jorch surfing the net as this guy is speaking, probably not hearing a damn thing he is saying.

That's what really stood out with the bodies recovered from Roswell, the Sansabelt and Hager slacks the aliens were wearing. None of them had their zipper up....

Quote from: Nick el Ass on April 06, 2015, 01:07:44 AM

Looks like they got a photo that Dave wasn't able to edit, hehe. The man looks kind of worn down to me.

Actually the sad thing is, that pic of Jorch has already been air brushed for defects

What are the odds Jorch mentions to the next guest his name is in the bible codes??

Thanks to Jorch  I now know the Scorpions are an emerging artist.

Quote from: akwilly on April 03, 2015, 01:25:44 AM
you got that right. Man earthy girls just aint my thing

Come on now, there is nothing wrong with a woman with a full bush..... under her arms.

Guest Marjory Wildcraft, looks as if she could possibly be a nudist.

Quote from: Nick el Ass on April 03, 2015, 01:06:52 AM
I'm surprised he brought up Carradine considering he went out in a closet considering Dave Noorie's major disdain for those who live in them while eating rats.

Well, look at it this way, Carradine went out in a closet, Jorch has never come out of the closet.