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Women need a reason.... men just need a place.... Women, please try to see it our way.... tried to see it your way, but damn, it's so complicated.....

in 1999, I was asked by a friend who knew the producer to try out for this video. Had a blast during the all day shooting in San Antonio's 100 degree weather. My Harley is the silver one that the model, Candy is fondling. The big joke was "how long did it take me to get the Candy off the chrome. I'm seen a few times with a big ole smilin' closeup towards the end. Takes a second to start.
https://youtu.be/aQMNsUeVE4Q

DirecTV customer "service" sucks.... In 1 series of attempts (1.25 hrs) to contact a customer rep in the USA, I travelled the world! In Mexico the guy wanted my social security number (supv told me they should never ask for that), the gal in the Philippines says it was not possible to reach USA customer service at all, and finally reached the USA rep who  took off a charge that was, supposedly, already removed 6 months ago (but wasn't), then automatically tried to renew a 2 year commitment for doing it. Scum bag corporation that puts it's employees in a steaming pile of theft and deception practices.

Quote from: onan on February 26, 2016, 11:04:14 AM
Hold down "O" to turn it on or off.

You da man! Thanks!

Quote from: onan on February 26, 2016, 08:44:12 AM
Hold the tab key for a second or two.

If your not into shooters, fallout might not be your game. There is a good deal of the game is discovery, but unless you shoot the discovery part doesn't happen. Fallout 3 and Fallout 4 are two of my favorite games. Nothing since Ultimate 7 has been as much fun. Most games any more are "twitchy", maybe it has always been that way.

I play on ps4 and have no idea how I even turned the light  on....lol Guess I just plug along until the witcher update hits, thanks for the info...

Please bear with me, I'm old and sometimes cantankerous. Big fan of Witcher3  and that style of game so I followed reviews and just started Fallout4. Never having played other versions of Fallout, The usual resistance sets in. Not a big fan of 1st person shooters because I'm slow, could be the pain meds I'm on, don't know, don't care. Like I said, not a spring chicken..... Is there hope that I will grow attached to this game? And most of all, how do I turn the friggin flashlight off?.... :

Quote from: whoozit on February 25, 2016, 01:27:09 PM
Who would have guessed that the movie Predator had two future governors starring in it when it came out?  I would have bet anything against that.  If I can travel back to the early eighties I'll be set for life.

Don't forget MASH had some winners also, Radar and Trapper John....

One more reminder..... Hillary and Tyson in the 1990's. That scandal was overshadowed by Whitewater and Bill's advanced whoreing.... How much inappropriate behavior should be tolerated? http://www.businessinsider.com/clinton-futures-scandal-still-relevant-today-2016-2

This is a reminder to the young, who's outlook on life is primarily ruled by current social media, How long has it been since the questionable actions of Hillary in the death of Vince Foster been in the conversation? Here is a pretty accurate article that can help open your eyes and give you additional insight on her desire for unquestioned power.
http://www.americasfreedomfighters.com/2014/01/14/hillary-clinton-foster/#   If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, chances are, it's a duck

Quote from: popple on February 21, 2016, 05:43:34 PM

speaking of pacifiers... pretty much guarantee that dad bought this one....

The "Senior Center Massacre" was worth watching! Kimbo vs Dada 5000 and Gracie vs Shamrock made me realize the true dangers of dementia. The arena it was held in should have been an Applebees or Golden Corral....

Quote from: cweb on February 19, 2016, 07:42:17 AM
If you haven't seen this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss

Does this signal the beginning of the apocalypse?

Quote from: GravitySucks on February 18, 2016, 09:24:07 PM
BTW they don't ask your gender, or what gender you are interspersed in being paired up with.

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/dating-website-body-odor-match-mate/story?id=37034360

So, if you, say, live in Flint, MI and showered just before you did the aroma test, what the heck could they possibly pair you with besides someone from your neighborhood? So many interesting questions here, just be glad we live in pristine Texas GS...

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on February 18, 2016, 05:06:21 PM
This is......disturbing.

Not if you've had a very long dry spell.... It serves as a reminder, and a warning.... (needs a shave though)

Quote from: ziznak on February 16, 2016, 11:54:38 AM
thats funny! there are some interesting stories online about how nintendo has tried to moderate certain aspects of the "miiverse" and streetpass/spotpass/flipnote that have allowed little perverted kids to draw penises on bowser and stuff.... there is probly an angry japanese man cursing your name right now at nintendo corp headquarters.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/12/13/our-reporter-discovers-penis-disguised-as-goomba-nintendos-online-police-on-the-case-moments-later/

Hey! It's a map of the DFW area major highways!!!!

Saw this kid, Joey Alexander, on the grammy's and found this jam session he did. Although we see very little of him on camera, it's great to see the reactions of the band, who obviously never heard him play.... He starts playing at about 2:10 in, so be patient, it's worth it....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0OSeIi4nsI

I want to be seduced and ravaged by a beautiful elf girl... p l e a s e....

The room was full of smoke, we were all sprawled out on beanbag chairs, mattresses on the floor or whatever was comfortable, Black lights, lava lamps, and colored bulbs lit us, and we were all very, very high.... This song would be played and we all sang our part, didn't matter if the harmony was spot on, but it was what had to be.... in that moment...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TBUH-9I_xA&index=12&list=PL26D2FE52ECDE9839

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moKeXu7wKlc

Here are 2 pictures about a love story... 1st one is from our 1st wedding in 1974, high school sweethearts.. Then after not seeing each other for 28 years, we get reconnected by family and remarry in 2004. Sadly, God took her a few years ago, cancer, but we were blessed with those last years together. (The 2 kids are from her 2nd marriage)

Quote from: jazmunda on June 15, 2014, 08:16:33 PM
The guy at customs didn't have much of a personality but that is what you would expect. You want them to be on the lookout for terrorists and not being your best friend. Every foreigner entering is finger printed via a scanner and not the old fashioned ink ones and has their photo taken. I think this is also done to confirm you are the same person if you ever return and not someone using someone else's passport. It was pleasant enough experience. No anal probes is also appreciated.

Jaz, never joke at the Mexican border! Returning from our monthly trips to Ciudad Acuna, I made the mistake, when the customs officer asked me if I was bringing anything back with me, I said "I won't know for a couple weeks when the burning starts"......

I'm prescribed 4 Vicodin 10's a day for the past 10 years and have yet to go through the total monthly prescription yet, turning what's left into the local police station..(it's an ongoing joke there, I'm the only one that has ever turned any in) Having to adjust my lifestyle to eliminate pain has taken it's toll on every aspect of my life and it sucks... Living in Texas, I can only pray medpot will become legal, but I will campout like the old days of trying to get rock concert tickets if it does. I've priced grow tents and have an extra bedroom already cleared, ready to become a farmer.... Those drugs are tearing my innards apart, so pray for Texas, please.

They say you lose 4 out of your 5 senses when your heads up your ass so I am very impressed you were able to post here! Good Job!!!

A penguin is driving through Pahrump NV and his car breaks down. The mechanic says he will find him when it's ready and the penguin heads to the ice cream parlor (hey! it'd the desert and he's a penguin). So a few hrs later, the mechanic shows and says to the penguin, "Blew a seal" and the penguin replies, "no, it's vanilla ice cream"....

More politicians deserve this greeting...
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=steven+joyce+dildo+youtube&&view=detail&mid=E492AA0F502E267C6BBEE492AA0F502E267C6BBE&FORM=VRDGAR

This is epic.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc2j5EMDU0I

Just noticed this topic and I have to post this about my friend Dan Garrison from Hye, Texas. He recently expanded his incredibly tasty business to many other states and if you are lucky enough to find his product, and are a connoisseur of great bourbon and whiskey, it will be a very good day! I've hung out with the guys at the distillery and they are true artists, uncompromising in their craft and a true family. Now, some say it is "pricey" and if you define pricey as  not getting enough quality for your money, you're dead wrong. Being an old veteran of Texas get-togethers, poker games, unsanctioned rodeos, and the best bar-b-ques in the world, I ask you to believe...... Find this if you can, you won't be sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjaxPGMYeGw
Here is a review of his babies:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSwvMMFZJNo

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on February 11, 2016, 08:48:10 PM
In that same creepy vein

Right back atcha....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8 

Just lucky this great song didn't affect me when I grew up... It's about a guy who digs up his dead girlfriend for very strange reasons.... love is eternal.....?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA6bElymeb8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmSYmLY64-U

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on February 10, 2016, 07:31:25 PM
But would they have Shiksappeal?

To all my brother and sister BelGabbers who's musical enlightenment embraced them in the 60's... enjoy and, by all means, sing along...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSowZcvoqr4&list=PL935E673DBA1D1D36&index=43

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xek7yvDBM&list=PL935E673DBA1D1D36&index=48