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Quote from: Kidnostad3 on April 25, 2020, 12:53:53 PM
Dear Mr. Dubb,

I need your advice on hairstyling.   Like most, I haven’t had a haircut in some time now

What is this “haircut” of which you speak?

https://youtu.be/Hq-pA4R_EMM

Quote from: WOTR on April 24, 2020, 04:30:06 PM
I'm actually getting a little disappointed with this virus. You would think it could either wipe out a good portion of the population like the Spanish flu, or that it could provide some real life gore and fear like ebola.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 24, 2020, 02:58:09 PM
The numbers thrown about for flu statistics are always just estimates. Some people get tested for the flu but most do not.  It is never for confirmed cases of the flu.  The numbers being used for COVID always use confirmed cases. Once this is better understood as far as asymptomatic cases, probably through random antibody testing and extrapolation, Kung Flu numbers will be less than 1%.  You are only seeing a death rate against confirmed cases.

There is political expediency in not performing large scale covid antibody testing- the resulting low mortality rate would make this social/economic shutdown appear to be a self-sabotaging hoax.

George has just officially discussed using turmeric for the corona. Everything should be ok soon.

Quote from: Morgus on April 23, 2020, 06:22:42 PM
and the huge San Diego Comic Con that was set for later in July has already been cancelled for this year.

So now we let the terrorists win? FuckingA people!

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 23, 2020, 01:16:03 AM
Yes he is talking about seiðr which was reserved for women.  Guy knows his stuff.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on April 21, 2020, 02:05:41 PM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1252204786059018240?

Every time Biden opens his mouth he is giving President Trump campaign ad clips.

Quote from: Liberace! on April 21, 2020, 01:58:32 PM
is everybody able to post?

No

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 15, 2020, 07:49:20 AM
A guy called Uncle Doom on GLP says that his wife says that your "brain patterns" are changed forever more after a visit from Corona-Chan.

For many people that’s damn good news.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on April 14, 2020, 02:40:27 PM

https://www.thekingdomofnye.com/

Ben Franklin is definitely a get!

Quote from: K_Dubb on April 14, 2020, 05:59:43 PM
Well they sure aren't coming by dint of sheer charm and personal charisma alone.

I dint know that was a word.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 13, 2020, 08:24:01 PM
I don't think I could get it down.

That’s what she said.

Quote from: FXX on April 06, 2020, 11:14:04 PM
Anybody hear the somewhere in time from this past weekend? Classic art open lines.

Yup! Good stuff.

This morning I asked my friend Snatchsquatch (former sewergab poster) what she thought of burningman being cancelled. She sez- Finally we’re going to get a hand up on chlamydia!

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 12, 2020, 11:39:32 AM
Time to invoke the DPA.

Double Penetration Amendment?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on April 12, 2020, 11:22:12 AM


Fire Fauci Hire Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai

Dr. Anthony Fauci right now is in the driver’s seat. Trump put him there and it was a huge mistake. Fauci may be a key member of Trump’s coronavirus task force, but he has also been a long-time key member of the globalist medical tyrants.

Is Fauci in Bill Gates’ back pocket?

Deborah Birx is often seen with Vice President Pence. She too is owned by Bill Gates. These Deep State swamp dwellers all want to drag out the quarantine lockdown for as long as possible. They’re doing this to make Bill look like a savior when he rolls out his vaccine. They think the citizens will insist on getting the shot. Yes, the same shot with digital elements. A vaccine ’tattoo,’ or mark of the beast. In some states it will become mandatory. In California, vaccines are already mandatory. We’re losing our ability to decide what goes into our bodies. It’s the ultimate in Orwellian tyranny and Bill Gates is Big Brother.

The Left wants mandatory vaccines yet when it comes to abortions, it’s “My body. MY Choice”.

Doesn’t Fauci have to get at least ONE covid-19 ie  “Chinese Virus” prediction right?

Fauci now says the White House is mulling coronavirus certificates of immunity. This is a way of preparing people to be tracked and be ‘allowed’ to travel. “Your papers please!” It will be the stake in the heart of our Fourth Amendment.

Fauci is a fraud. He must go. FIRE FAUCI!

Sign the Petition at FIRE FAUCI!

“The current trajectory of Dr. Anthony Fauci’s public ‘health’ policy will result in the short- and long-term destruction of our citizen’s immune health as well as our nation’s economic health â€" perhaps a conscious and intended goal. Dr. Fauci’s policy, at best, is based on a 1950s outdated ‘one-size-fits-all,’ non-personalized approach to medicine and public health; and, at worst is derived from a ‘fake science’ understanding of the immune system â€" one, which Dr. Fauci, over five decades has perpetuated, and exploited to build his career.”

Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai

Fire Fauci!â€"Ben Garrison

https://shiva4senate.com/petition-fire-fauci/

Praise Shiva!

For everyone currently tripping- I salute we!

My mind is back behind my eyes
And there before me sits a butterfly


https://youtu.be/_4qhF99d5Hs


https://youtu.be/4SeQFGKIOAw


https://youtu.be/TlMebMCru9s


https://youtu.be/a9kXfW2gIcw

https://youtu.be/hq6OlibeDvI

https://youtu.be/NL4e9PDXGgQ

My boys think I’m going all Eddie Bravo but I’m thinking this is all a fucking hoax. I mean maybe there’s some novel viral agents out and about affecting people, fatal to some with pre-existing conditions. Pretty sure I had a bout of it myself. But we’re a bunch of fucking sheeple if we allow that to shut us down. I mean maybe maybe there’s something else going on that is even more frightening like radiological disseminating devices covertly scattered around urban areas thus justifying shelter in place directives. But I’m nearly convinced the story we’re being fed is bullshit. Obvious psyop is obvious.

Quote from: pate on April 09, 2020, 07:58:45 AM

Heh wtf?

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on April 07, 2020, 10:56:41 PM
Show me where I had anything favorable to say about Henry Kissinger.

I so much want this for Top Right Corner.

Quote from: timebandit on April 08, 2020, 12:30:28 AM
wow..this is interesting.
MITD just tweeted tim ozman is taking over as host starting tonight.
https://twitter.com/MITD_Show/status/1247771856867692545

 DR. FAUCI SAYS HE DOESN'T THINK AMERICANS SHOULD EVER SHAKE HANDS AGAIN TO PREVENT SPREAD OF CORONAVIRUS
https://www.newsweek.com/dr-fauci-americans-should-never-shake-hands-again-coronavirus-influenza-1496772

I’ll stop shaking hands when they pry my cold dead hands from my hands.

As in the case of last October’s  PG&E “emergency power shutdowns”, this emergency shutdown of basic economic and civil liberties carries the distinct aroma of bullshit.

My friends the time of reckoning has come. I’m a big fan of pussy but that doesn’t mean I want to live like one. A pandemic of fear has infected America and the only cure is courage!

Did Neil Armstrong stay home when the time came to journey to a Hollywood sound stage the moon to take that one small step?
Did Lindbergh stay home when he accomplished the incredible feat of arranging the kidnap of his own child crossing the Atlantic?
Did Al Cowlings stay home when he aided the escape of a muderer chose to give his buddy OJ a ride on the L.A. freeways?
Did Jack Ruby stay home when he followed LBJ’s orders avenged a presidential assassination?
Did Evel Knievel stay home when he plunged into jumped the Snake River Canyon?
Did Toto stay home when Dorothy tripped balls on acid rode that tornado all the way to the Land of Oz?

Fuck no they didn’t my friends! Do you know why? Because they all were amer I CANS!!!
It’s time to Make America Gregarious Again! Who the fuck’s with me???

You’d think that the 1% would come up with a >1% kill rate.

Quote from: WOTR on April 06, 2020, 08:11:55 PM
Ah, so you missed his "goodbye" to Bellgab. He actually appears to have posted his manifesto of sorts and then disappeared... You kind of have to wish the guy well, and hope that he pops in again some day...

His last two posts.

And

Yikes! I hope the dude is ok. Some people can handle lockdown better than others. This is one of those times when veterans of “time served” have useful experience to bring to the game.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 06, 2020, 06:12:14 PM
She sells "pure essential oils"...................     

...by the seashore