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Quote from: ShayP on January 21, 2017, 12:04:03 AM
Hey, you already have the plunger and dynamite.  A wishing machine only makes you more dangerous.  Cheers PChirp! 

First dibbs on that knobby, wooden POS.  It's all about the copper, you know.  Greetings and salutations, ShayP!  Got to get me registered for that machine--$195 value! 

Quote from: Σ> on January 21, 2017, 12:06:27 AM
If one is driving a '74 Gremlin on the gravel road to Shitsville, it all comes together.

Not sure which is worse, the '74 Gremlin or your run-of-the-mill AMC Pacer.   

Greetings, MV----Praise MV!

Quote from: Nobody on January 20, 2017, 11:54:11 PM
I got more laughs out of your post than I've gotten out of MITD in months.

"I listen to Heather now and then when I'm waiting for C2C to come on. Tonight she has that contest though. I want that Wishing Machine. I don't know what it is but I see that it has a $195 value. I thought that she had trouble getting callers? There's lots of people calling in. I might not be able to pull off being the first caller at the top of the hour."---Jesus Juice

Couldn't agree more.  I, too, want that fuckin' wishin' machine!

Quote from: zeebo on January 07, 2017, 08:07:03 PM
Yep I kinda gave Dave some credit for his feisty retorts, weak as they were (e.g. "Don't listen if you don't like it then!")  He shoulda at least offered the guy some healthy beet powder to help calm him down.   

Wow!!  What was I thinkin', I totally forgot about NooryBeets!!  Obviously I am deficient of beet powder in my diet.  Good call, sir!   

Quote from: zeebo on January 07, 2017, 05:48:01 PM
Next we'll have Connie W. covering the phenomenon of paranormaldate.   

Zeeb,

I was thinking the other night when Tommy let that 'nasty' caller through to Dave of what the show has truly become.  First off, I couldn't believe Dave would actually take and defend the call.  Balls to Norrie for that, I'll give him credit.  The caller was simply POORLY prepared.  C2C has become nothing but a total infomercial shilling anything from 'prepper' dehydrated foods, veterinarian cure-alls (cancer and then some), dating websites, books, GIAM web-TV, Carnivora, P-90X (that was classhic), Lear Capital, to anything else Norrie can get his measly greasy fingers into for a quick profit.  I shouldn't bitch, I guess, for it's free 'entertainment' but it appears the tentacles of Jorge's greed are endless.      Oh, and let's not forget that goddamned Sleep Number bed (set at 90, I might add) he goes on and on (for a profit) about.  It will NEVER end!      Me thinks me protest too much---besides, this thread's supposed to be about Lee Cigar. 

Looks like a DOUBLE whammy tonight--the smooth pipes of Lee Cigar & Ty "Carnivora" Bollinger.  Here I thought only Dave was on the alternative/pyramid/mid-level marketing scheme bandwagon and now this.  Holy shit, this program has really hit the skids even on the weekends (and with the 'heady' guest hosts).   : 

Quote from: Chefist on January 05, 2017, 05:13:04 PM
Eddie Coyle

^^HIM^^^   

Quote from: zeebo on November 23, 2016, 10:21:23 PM
On the other side of midnite I've drunk
More drinks than one might have thunk

I've had Lagers and Porters and Ales
While Hoagie regaled us with tales

Wine and Sherry and Schnapps
And anecdotes filled with name drops

Of Whiskies I've had many bottles
With discussions that delved into models

Martinis, Manhattans, Mojitos
As Skype sounds buzzed like mosquitos

Some nites when the topic was boring
Irish Coffees kept me from snoring

Long Island Iced Teas I was swillin'
As braapsters here were just chillin'

White Russians, Gimlets, and Fizzes
Had me thinking there's truth in this physics

Gin & Juice, sometimes Gin & Tonic
The Golden Ratio, and all its harmonics

Shots of Tequila, I've more than one swigged
When scheduled guests have later reneged

If the show never comes back again
I guess I'll just sip on some Tang

Pure Poetry, Zeeb!   

Especially the Long Islands BTW!   

Quote from: chefist on November 10, 2016, 11:36:39 PM
May I ask...where is Donald Noory?

I've been asking myself this question for days.   

Happy Pancake Birthday, Gabor!   

Quote from: Catsmile on November 04, 2016, 09:46:11 PM
May your life be full of everyday low prices.

^^^top right, please, MV 

Quote from: albrecht on November 04, 2016, 07:37:55 PM
Flavor Aid, not Kool-Aid, dammit!!
I haven't seen but that sounds like a bizarre series, yeah, nothing untoward could be going on there! Jeez.

Right you are, albrecht!  Fla-Vor-Aid it was indeed!  Well, that and a loving helping of diazepam and potassium cyanide for a wallop.   

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 03, 2016, 04:03:13 PM
What color was that bad boy?

(as movie props, beige or cream or gray are often the a selected colors instead of the blue, red, green, etc versions)

1986- Parent's home--lovely battleship gray, heavy-as-all-hell piece of machinery---again with the stand-by bottle of white out at hand.   High school was a wonderland.    Good Times.

Quote from: zeebo on September 25, 2016, 11:30:56 PM
Hello Knappyheads.  Digging this so far, good guest.  Actually don't know much about these two stories tonite.  Skipping the scotch and instead nursing an iced tea on this last-day-of-summer-ish balmy eve.  Hope y'all enjoy the show.

Evening Zeeb!  Finding Knapp a bit dry tonight but listening anyway.  Nice to see you out and about the thread.

P

Quote from: mv on September 24, 2016, 04:49:06 PM
sup, pchirp.  you totally flaked out on playing left4dead with me. 

HIYA MV!   

I think the phrase "flaked out" is a bit harsh, however, having since downloaded l4d and l4d2, I've gotten mighty good with my weaponry.  It's awesome to get the chance to take on the 'JisSatch' himself personally.  I haven't forgotten, just been sharpening my lethal skills until our next online adventure.     And yes, work is a mighty bitch to boot.

Praise MV!

And as they routinely say around here, FRIENDSHIP!

P

Quote from: weareharbinger on September 24, 2016, 12:01:54 PM
Embrace perfection.

"She was into drugs--put drugs in my eggs. She was doing crank--I don't know what that is but the problem was she was into oral sex or fucking and it would take 5-6 hours to get her to orgasm and I'm dying here---and uuugh, hurry up and do something!  I freaked out and hyperventilated for like 3 days and couldn't catch my breath."

Folks, let this be a lesson from the Master.  You just can't make this shit up.

Quote from: weareharbinger on September 13, 2016, 10:41:18 PM
Face your annihilation.

"Suckin' her boobs" ---- made my evening.   

Quote from: TigerLily on August 29, 2016, 12:02:27 AM
I know nothing about MMA or the UFC. But this guy has had an amazing life and great storyteller

This interview with Frank Shamrock and Knapp is awesome!  Frank sounds like such a down-to-Earth, friendly, and well spoken guy.  Love it!   

Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 18, 2016, 04:31:47 PM
CATSMILE!  So happy to see you again!

Yay!  Good to see you posting again Catsmile! 

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 10, 2016, 10:36:51 PM
I thought I recognized that trademark sparkle!

As skeptical as always 

Special call-in appearance by b_dubb!   

Quote from: Empress on August 03, 2016, 01:44:49 AM
Like I don't follow military hardware shit but even I know this is just fucking stupid

Excellent point!

Quote from: Empress on August 03, 2016, 01:37:59 AM
haha he just wants to give Michelle a club 19.5 membership

Hell, I'm surprised Michelle doesn't already have an honorary 19.5 membership.

Quote from: TigerLily on August 03, 2016, 01:36:46 AM
But she only got a half hour and Hoagie was rude to her. Could have been worse

+1

Quote from: TigerLily on August 03, 2016, 01:35:21 AM
It must be if you are anxiously awaiting Michelle

Yeah, well, it's been a long time.  Keeps getting bumped and all.   

Zeeb, as usual, you're impeccably dressed this evening for the show.   

Quote from: Empress on August 03, 2016, 01:31:34 AM
Okay the Robin torture session is over. we have an hour and a half of open lines. So that means 45 minutes of Michelle and a half hour of Darren and maybe a special appearance from the TIME WARRIOR Robin.

Anxiously awaiting Michelle....it's been a long time.

Quote from: zeebo on August 03, 2016, 01:22:36 AM
She sounds like she's just now figuring out that Hoagie interrupts people.

I'm not the biggest fan of Robin Falkov, but I'm sorry, Hoagie must really be a cock from the way he comes across towards her on his show.  Wow.  Jesus. 

Quote from: trostol on July 14, 2016, 07:13:45 PM
looks like we lost a member of the imaging panel tonight..was 5 now only 4 lol

Here's hoping for a special report from Michelle outside of Tokyo regarding the Nice, France terrorist attacks.  My hopes were dashed Tues/Wed morning due to Morningstar's abysmal takeover of Hoagie's show.   

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 12, 2016, 10:42:21 PM
This is happening tonight? 

You betcha! 

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