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Quote from: Richard Groyper on August 21, 2019, 05:48:50 PM
no i will not take my shirt off, Spoocat. stop asking.

You're confusing me with Ren. This is Bellgab dear, if I wanted to ask you to take something off, pants would obviously be the start.

Quote from: Catsmile on August 21, 2019, 05:02:39 PM
#RichardGroyperAbusesHimselfToWomenOnline
#FIFY

Quote from: chefist on August 20, 2019, 09:53:09 PM
Gotcha...thanks...but you folks tune in hours earlier? Just trying to understand. 

No. I don't tune in at all. I like my brain undamaged. Just here for gab conversations.

Quote from: chefist on August 20, 2019, 09:48:22 PM
So you all sit here everynight listening to music played by HW? WTF?

Her show starts in about 10 minutes.

Quote from: Richard Groyper on August 20, 2019, 09:42:28 PM
this is the most faggoty boomer pm ive ever recieved. waow

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Not that you don't already know this, but you're better off not working with him.

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on August 20, 2019, 09:13:54 PM
I dont know who she is but i assume she owns a cat and has no b/f

Just stick that knife further in, why don't ya...

Quote from: Jackstar on August 20, 2019, 05:37:25 PM
Leave it up forever, or merge it with the Failkie thread. Your choice.

Wouldn’t crazy lady consider merging with Falkie an honor?

Mr. Liberace,

Nothing really happens here anymore. Can this thread be un-highlighted now? You could bold Groypers thread if you need a replacement...

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 20, 2019, 02:49:16 PM
Thanks -- I think.  I do tend to foul the tightly cogent discussions here with aromas from the kitchen.

The funniest part was when she showed me how to make the sauce -- done separately in a little pan with a particular kind of soy sauce that my dad calls "bug juice" after seeing open vats of it outside in Borneo -- and had me taste it as she kept adding salt.  It is when your taste buds rebel that it is finally salty enough to be mixed in, a point white people stubbornly fail to comprehend and she was determined to drive home.

Are you going to make cookies this winter??

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 20, 2019, 11:38:32 AM
I may have mentioned this before but, under their French name "sabot", they are also at the root of industrial sabotage.

As good Christians (and dirt poor) my grandparents would not have eaten pure meat on a stick -- it has to be offset with at least 10x the volume in cheap starch.  Hence the aforementioned bahmi goreng, which Grandma used to approximate with spaghetti noodles, plain old white cabbage, and a few strips of bacon when they did their missionary shows:  blowpipe and tomtom, python skin, poison darts with the little gourd, glass slides of Grandpa in a dugout in Borneo, playing his accordion in the jungle, posing in a headhunter's hut with skulls hanging from the rafters.

I've since learned to make it the right way from a real Indonesian lady and her 104-year-old father who spent decades as a political prisoner (of a nationalist cast) under Suharto -- coincidentally they were both at my aunt's for dinner last night.

You should have your own food thread.

Quote from: brig on August 19, 2019, 11:32:56 AM
Oh MY! 

Is that allowed? 

I thought you had to +1 each person individually.

#ICouldBeWrong

+1

A thousand apologies. I'm currently going through an existential crisis after being told I no longer qualify as a cat lady...

I shall +1 individually

+1
+1
+1

Quote from: brig on August 19, 2019, 10:53:50 AM
Good Morning Spookcat.  I acknowledge your inner BellGabber!

Praise MV!

+1

Good afternoon, brig. +1 for all

Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 19, 2019, 12:18:42 AM
You know what makes me laugh more than the childish behavior I've witnessed tonight?

twig insists that I'm a Cat Lady.  Oh how I wish I had that Honor.  Unfortunately, to be an official Cat Lady, one must have two, that's 2, two, or more Cats in the household.  Sadly, I have but one.
But she's a wonderful companion.  She curls up next to my pillow at night when I go to sleep.  Wakes me up in the morning when the sun shines through the window.  If I don't wake up straight away, She'll walk back and forth around and across me till I blurt out an expletive or two.  But She's satisfied I haven't died in my sleep so we're good to go.

I know there are some reading this who know exactly what I'm talking about, even though they may not want to admit it in this thread, due to the unfortunate circumstances.  No worries.  You know your Cat is your bud, and your Cat is well aware of this too.

Anyway, I'm probably going to get more misguided flak for this but, oh well.  That's how life rolls.  And if ya know how to ride the son of a bitch, it can actually be fun!

Okay, my Friends, my enemas, and my Frenemies.  Enjoy your night.

I.... I’m not a cat lady anymore...?

😿😿😭😭😭😭😭

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 18, 2019, 04:34:35 PM
I mean your sudden about face from being one of us to attempting to shame us for behavior you formerly your indulged in yourself and make this place into Ellgab.

"EllGabbers are the folks who broke from and evolved beyond BellGab, which just recently devolved into Belch-an.

Can you, with your Superior forum status and Maturity, finally let the Heather Wade drama go?
Remember.  You're Born-Again Gabbers.  You're better than where you came from.  You don't need to prove that, by putting others down.
Only a person who hates another person, does something like that. :

Luv you guys. "

Starrs words, not mine.

Does anyone know if David Adair died? Someone popped up on social media saying he did, but I haven’t found any record yet.

Quote from: brig on August 18, 2019, 08:10:58 AM
HAHAHAHAHA, Heaths examining the scratches on her CD.

Thank GAWD its not stream drops.

Why doesn't she just upload them all to a computer and play them that way? You know, like radio stations do now?

Quote from: brig on August 17, 2019, 03:09:44 PM
Co-Host:  DynamoHum

#Priceless

Ooh! That's a good way to actually get me to listen to Heathers' voice!

Quote from: Pizzapunch on August 17, 2019, 12:43:38 AM
This guy won't get any action if he tells the truth....

Did you notice how first she said the background noise was the app, now she's saying there was someone there?

From the other side,

"Ok, so this guy who was with her in the studio was the same guy who helped her the night before.  Not only that, but he is the same guy that they said was her brother from a previous life in south america.  And none of this comes up?  This is the same guy that Martini said not to let him know about it because of how it might effect him.  And Heather is supposed to have not been able to remember any of that show.  yet she seems to be able to remember some of it. "

Quote from: Pizzapunch on August 17, 2019, 12:16:45 AM
Kolby has a new dog...  [attachment=1,msg1348247]

You just HAD to bring that foot here, didn't you?

Someone on the other site just asked:

Daren the ex-boyfriend Warlock from Oregon, tattoo artist whom was a wife beater, methhead, from her past whom she was supposedly hiding away from?

Keep the lies stories straight, Heather.

Quote from: brig on August 16, 2019, 11:27:29 PM
Heatha's Priest onna phone,  PRICELESS!

Well, at least she won't read to you.

Quote from: brig on August 16, 2019, 11:21:59 PM
Darin Darin Heathers magic teacher.  OMG

So he's to blame for her being terrible at magic?

Quote from: Kizuna Ai on August 16, 2019, 11:17:04 PM
Why would she be worried about hitting breaks on time when all of her adds are fake?

She likes to pretend she's on a radio station.

Quote from: Richard Groyper on August 16, 2019, 11:08:08 PM
waiting. waiting. waiting. waiting for bear to die.

It's more funny and demented if you sing that to the tune of "row, row, row your boat".

You're a bad influence.

Quote from: WOTR on August 16, 2019, 10:46:34 PM
Perhaps she should channel Art again?

Would her listeners want to hear the same thing twice in as many nights? It might give them flashbacks to her constant repeat shows. How many times did the David Adair one play?

Quote from: brig on August 16, 2019, 10:43:13 PM
She needs more BellGab.

Obviously. It's full of interesting stuff.

Bless her heart, I think she's running out of content.

Quote from: brig on August 16, 2019, 10:35:12 PM
#CallingAllTrolls!!!!!

Is she that desperate for any callers?