Art Bell

[aldousburbank]

Mass Consciousness! I'm in!
Let's heal Art's back!

Careful, you might throw somebody else's out. Unintended consequences you know. 

[sydtron]

The back Gods must have a sacrifice! !  *flick flick. Blublublublublub*  cough cough cough...  or some shit....

[jazmunda]

Sorry, you have not heard much from me because my back is out. Pain.

Art

[sydtron]

Kathy Bates goes clubbing...... film @ 11

[Jamal Abanane]

I hear ya Art, ... aboot the back thing...ya...been there...still feeling back issues even to this day tho I never "burned a pole" as you did...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ebe_6v2YXA

15 second in...always makes me laugh, this whole movie...sheesh...those were the days...

am I dating myself??? badum tish...just waiting for the punch line here...hehe...

So Like...hmmm...Go Senators Go!

=]

-Jamal

PS: Art...I will a) subscribe and help fund you...(miss your sweet velvet smooth deep voice and opinions and all the rest...) & b) Narc out any pirates that DARE ware you out...

PPS: and even if you DO dank out on us again, it's ok with me...and it should be with everyone here...because...well...because...it's your perrogative.

PPPS: Nooryisawesome - you are HOT! (or anyway, the pics you post as your avatar are hot...more babay! (Shooter McGavin...haha) )

[Marc.Knight]

Sorry, you have not heard much from me because my back is out. Pain.

Art

Think Voo-Doo doll made out of an old pizza roll and Dave.

[WhiteCrow]

Sorry, you have not heard much from me because my back is out. Pain.

Art

Hope your Dr prescribes good meds. I liked it back when my Dr wrote prescriptions for both valium and codeine for back pains. Dr said the combo together will relax 'everything' nicely. He'd prescribe nice amounts too, could double up pills if needed for pain and wouldn't have to worry about running out.

[Daggit]

Art you should shop for beds at places like Back in Business, Good Vertebrations or my favorite The Lumbar Yard.

[nextgen.fm]

I slept on a new pillow last night and it sucked.  One of those memory foam ones.

I woke up in middle of night and threw it across room and went back to old reliable.

[Marc.Knight]

I slept on a new pillow last night and it sucked.  One of those memory foam ones.

I woke up in middle of night and threw it across room and went back to old reliable.

Are you sure that wasn't your cat?

[ks3484]

 

ks3484,
What a great philosophy!  Losing really is gaining with regards to the big picture.  I loved reading that today, thank you.

I'm glad I could shine a little light into your day. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

...
PPPS: Nooryisawesome - you are HOT! (or anyway, the pics you post as your avatar are hot...more babay! (Shooter McGavin...haha) )

I want to know where he finds all those green women.

[nooryisawesome]

I want to know where he finds all those green women.

My basement.

[chefist]

  Can one moderate a talk show from a horizontal position? All things are possible! 

[albrecht]

Can one moderate a talk show from a horizontal position? All things are possible! 

I was thinking "weightless" in a pool or hottub. No matter which way I can't wait for the new show!

[Marc.Knight]

Can one moderate a talk show from a horizontal position? All things are possible! 

Depends if green girls are involved.

[chefist]

I was thinking "weightless" in a pool or hottub. No matter which way I can't wait for the new show!

No that would be the stuff of a "Premier Subscription"...Art moderating live in his hot tub on web cam!

I'd buy that for a dollar! 

[MV/Liberace!]

Art you should shop for beds at places like Back in Business, Good Vertebrations or my favorite The Lumbar Yard.

[Daggit]

His dead pan delivery of "not this one; it's called the The Lumbar Yard" was great acting from a sitcom guest star.

[WOTR]

I almost forgot how quickly this thread can veer off course.  Anybody want to suggest a colour to paint my master bedroom?

[paladin1991]

I almost forgot how quickly this thread can veer off course.  Anybody want to suggest a colour to paint my master bedroom?

Okay cupcake.  Peach... peach with a bit of Singapore Safflower Sunrise for the trim.  So you're good, right?

[Eddie Coyle]

I almost forgot how quickly this thread can veer off course.  Anybody want to suggest a colour to paint my master bedroom?

  Any of the colours in the final credits of A Clockwork Orange would be stellar.

[Heather Wade]

I almost forgot how quickly this thread can veer off course.  Anybody want to suggest a colour to paint my master bedroom?

Black.  And don't forget the ceiling.

[jazmunda]

  Any of the colours in the final credits of A Clockwork Orange would be stellar.

Eddie! You're back to your old self! Wait a minute. You didn't indent that last post enough. Somethings fishy.

[Eddie Coyle]

Eddie! You're back to your old self! Wait a minute. You didn't indent that last post enough. Somethings fishy.

   You've exposed Spambot Coyle. 

[ks3484]

Puhleeeeze people .. Art has stated SEVERAL times that he doesn't want to hear your back stories/remedies since his is fucked beyond repair. No surgery. No treatment. No shit. So just knock it off and suckit up on your own back issues.

We can only hope his back will let him do some shows ... hopefully many .. but your remedies don't do him any good. Think about it .. sliding down a telephone pole and landing on your ass. Sympathy can be found in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis. Don't think Art wants any of the above ... maybe understanding -- there is a difference.

phrodo,  have you not yet found the posts that express Art's sentiments the way that you ascribe to him as saying? "Art has stated SEVERAL times that he doesn't want to hear your back stories/remedies since his is fucked beyond repair. No surgery. No treatment. No shit. So just knock it off and suckit up on your own back issues."

phrodo, this is a forum where different ideas are always in play and being archived. So your sycophantic points of views do not apparently express All others, but only those of your supporters points of views; and those that are on the same frequencies as your own. Yeah, there are some that say that , too.   

[wr250]

I almost forgot how quickly this thread can veer off course.  Anybody want to suggest a colour to paint my master bedroom?

no paint, mirrors.

[Art_s Farts]

phrodo,  have you not yet found the posts that express Art's sentiments the way that you ascribe to him as saying? "Art has stated SEVERAL times that he doesn't want to hear your back stories/remedies since his is fucked beyond repair. No surgery. No treatment. No shit. So just knock it off and suckit up on your own back issues."

phrodo, this is a forum where different ideas are always in play and being archived. So your sycophantic points of views do not apparently express All others, but only those of your supporters points of views; and those that are on the same frequencies as your own. Yeah, there are some that say that , too.   

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Art Bell / Re: Art Bell
« on: March 03, 2015, 02:16:09 PM »
PLEASE don't not let this devolve into how to make my back better. Maybe there is no way to stop it like Roswells, I understand the way it happens, if it worked for me it will work for you type thinking.
Even I can't stand reading this stuff, thank you for the good intentions but let's talk about anything else.

Have I mentioned KNYE?

Art

[Danger!UFO]

Thank you.

[No Quarter]

Puhleeeeze people .. Art has stated SEVERAL times that he doesn't want to hear your back stories/remedies since his is fucked beyond repair. No surgery. No treatment. No shit. So just knock it off and suckit up on your own back issues.

We can only hope his back will let him do some shows ... hopefully many .. but your remedies don't do him any good. Think about it .. sliding down a telephone pole and landing on your ass. Sympathy can be found in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis. Don't think Art wants any of the above ... maybe understanding -- there is a difference.