The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[coaster]

that seriously made me ill

Try this one on for size and see if you don't start vomiting -

I've already said I will do a video on Nepal and certainly one on Baltimore but not here where its 82 degrees and sweat is pouring down my body.

nice visuals huh?

[nextgen.fm]

Try this one on for size and see if you don't start vomiting -nice visuals huh?

Yeah lol I picture a nice wet spot

I look forward to your Baltimore commentary Falker

[SnapT]

My hard drive is almost full as I have said several times.

Why do you need to save the videos to your hard drive?  Just record them live to YouTube and let YouTube be your external hard drive.  It's not like you do any editing.

I posted TEN videos in one day and you're complaining about it ?

Only because I want you to succeed on YouTube!  If you posted them 1 or 2 a day spread out instead of blowing your load in one day, you'd have a steadier stream of content and attract more viewers.

And cartoonist oftimes do weeks of cartoon in advance so they can take some time off.

Exactly my point!  If you make seven videos in a day, post them over a week instead of in a day.  Mort Walker wouldn't have the newspaper run seven BEETLE BAILEY strips on Monday and none the rest of the week.  That would be madness.

OK. YOU COME HERE AND SHOW ME HOW TO DO THE TITLES.

I already told you how to do the best titles, just like I told you how to do the best thumbnails.  You don't want to listen, apparently.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Take off the episode numbers, remove "The Guy from Pittsburgh (tm)" and put it in the tags when uploading - doesn't need to waste space in the title, and the same image for almost all of your thumbnails is a dumb move.

There, I helped.

[SnapT]

Take off the episode numbers, remove "The Guy from Pittsburgh (tm)" and put it in the tags when uploading - doesn't need to waste space in the title, and the same image for almost all of your thumbnails is a dumb move.

There, I helped.

A Reader's Digest version of what I've been repeating annoyingly for weeks, thank you.

[nooryisawesome]

No one wants to watch a sweaty fat guy rant in his cluttered room. Which is why falkie videos get next to no videos.

[3OctaveFart]

Yeah, man, I am not pushing for any other reason than I enjoy your work.
And have missed it for most of a week where a lot of shit went down, news-wise.
Baltimore is a fluid situation. Bears more watching over the weekend.
I'm just wondering where the next race tinderbox will be.
Midwest, Mid-Atlantic and Southeast all thumbtacked over last few years.

[SnapT]

I've already said I will do a video on Nepal and certainly one on Baltimore but not here where its 82 degrees and sweat is pouring down my body.
I'm going to be comfortable and I need to be able to see what I am doing. It puts a lot of eye strain on me to look at the Mac screen.

Why do videos on your Mac at all when you have an iPhone and an iPad and the YouTube Capture app exists?  Just use the app to record the video on your device and press the UPLOAD button to send it straight to YouTube.  https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2858404?hl=en


http://youtu.be/8MYfXeFGVzU

[Open Lines Gerry]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD...



I am one of Falkie's biggest fans... and seeing this horrible violation of thumbnail decency makes me want to unsubscribe from his channel immediately. 

Seriously.  This HURTS.

No pun intended, I'm sure.  "Fans."  heh heh

[aldousburbank]

Why do videos on your Mac at all when you have an iPhone and an iPad and the YouTube Capture app exists?  Just use the app to record the video on your device and press the UPLOAD button to send it straight to YouTube.  https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2858404?hl=en


http://youtu.be/8MYfXeFGVzU

Thinking about starting The Dude From Arizona (tm) Youtube Channel. It would mostly involve what I'm smoking, drinking, eating, and tapping that particular day.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Falkie dozes off in the first minute of this video.

[Catsmile]

This is an Art Bell fan site, so it wouldn't be the proper place to attack Art. If someone did, they'd rightly find themselves in the cornfield. But a few comparisons can be correctly made about Falkie and Art.

If Art did and acted like Flakie, I'd give him hell also. So be it if I get banned, I've been banned from other forums in my life.

Both have the same agenda: "It's designed to make them money"

We all want to get paid. The RUB is how you go about acquiring recompense.
Art wants to make money doing a show, not collect "donations" for glasses, bills.
Funny how Falkies basic bills, glasses, and such always come up short, meanwhile bragging about his new shiny electronic toys. Somethings fishy about all the hard luck stories after 2 years.  See the difference between Art and Falkie? Sorry to point out your myopic narrative.

Art is artful enough to pitch the free aspect of his plan while down playing the subscription income.
He needs to build a sizable base of listeners first and if successful, will work to monetize later.
That's smart business and we all want him to succeed.

Art has pitched free live streaming, pay for the podcast; seems upfront and simple. Where is the downplay? He wants word of mouth to promote the show, it will save money sure. But if his show doesn't do well in the eyes of the people, his success will be limited. As long as Art doesn't give hard luck stories that don't ring true to "monetize," more power to him.

Falkie has his plan too. He seriously believes that he is running a Business and it will hopefully generate income someday.

He can believe whatever he wants, more power to him. I can believe that I'm a glorious winged unicorn, however that doesn't make it true, or real. Asking for money to pay for basic living expenses, then purchasing luxuries is not a business, it's grifting. Which makes his "business" smell like one his many scams. Can you spare $20, unicorns gotta pay bills? If I can pay my basic bills I'll go into business selling my glorious unicorn tears. Promise.

Back to Art's plan. Art is asking Bellgabbers and his FacePals to help him get his show started, Media Bliz, anti-pirates deputies (why would he need this if the show is free) and subscribers. Again that's great, we all want Art back and will gladly give our time and treasury to make it happen.

Art is footing all the bills like any business owner does starting a small business. As you well know what hes doing isn't free it cost him money. Again who doesn't want to be paid for what they do? AGAIN the RUB is how you go about seeking your treasure. If Falkie were doing such in earnest, he would catch a lot less hell. 

So in effect, we have Art the talent, that we want back, that is asking us to donate (lie, beg, grift, and tell every poor me detail of his life) to get things going. ie to minimize his start-up risk with our subscriptions.

And then we have Falkie that has his start-up business, that is asking us to donate (lie, beg, grift, and tell every poor me detail of his life) to get his business going.

See Art is footing all the cost upfront for his little venture. Once he produces a product, listen live for free, pay if you want to have access to the download. He's not taking on public investors, or "donations" to get off the ground. Then telling everyone who "donated" that he can't afford to pay basic bills, glasses, gas, et al. Meanwhile posting about his newly acquired electronic toys that he can't use properly. Speaking of glasses this myopic narrative is broken too.     

Take away all of Art's artfulness and Falkie's crudeness and they are both asking us to do same thing for them. The difference being one we want to help and other we don't. And that's the rub.

No they are not asking us to do the same thing for them. One wants to shoulder all the upfront cost produce a product for the masses to consume for free, if you like what you hear you can pay for it and keep the shows you like as a download. While the other person spins a yarn about how tough life is and asks for handouts to pay for basics, then a week later has a new iToy. Things that make you go hummm. Myopic narrative is still myopic.   

We all can see that Art's plan has a high chance of success because of his past performance and broadcasting skills. And we can all see, that Falkie's plan, may need a little fine tuning to become successful. So if we all understand that, so why do we fine it necessary to tear Falkie apart and mock him, over and over, when the same fun can be had by all, with encouraging and helping him (donations).
Either way the end results will be the same for Falkie. 

Art has a plan to do a talk show that has a good chance of becoming real. Art has represented it as such since 2013 AT NO COST TO US. If Art's plans fall thorough and no show happens, it cost us nothing ZERO. However, Falkie is presenting us with a pipedream, and asking us to give him even more of our money; as the money he collects from us taxpayers for doing nothing is not enough. There is a difference in there somewhere, maybe someone else can point out your myopia. At least Falkie can correct his inability to see things. He could have purchased glasses years ago with all the donations, and state stipend. Yet somehow he can see well enough to post here all the time. More things that make you go HUMMM...?  Sorry about his plight in life, we all have our own burdens to carry. We taxpayers are already carrying Falkies burden for him. I'll never encourage begging or grifting. And I'll call them out for their deeds, as I desire.

[coaster]

Thinking about starting The Dude From Arizona (tm) Youtube Channel. It would mostly involve what I'm smoking, drinking, eating, and tapping that particular day.

that would be something worth watching.

[Daggit]

Falkie dozes off in the first minute of this video.

Even Falkie can't stay awake during his videos.

No wonder those glasses broke.

The temples were hanging on to the actual frames for dear life.

#fathead

[SnapT]

Thinking about starting The Dude From Arizona (tm) Youtube Channel. It would mostly involve what I'm smoking, drinking, eating, and tapping that particular day.

[Daggit]

Thinking about starting The Dude From Arizona (tm) Youtube Channel. It would mostly involve what I'm smoking, drinking, eating, and tapping that particular day.

I would watch, donate and promote this venture site unseen.

Make it so.

[coaster]

Even Falkie can't stay awake during his videos.

No wonder those glasses broke.

The temples were hanging on to the actual frames for dear life.

#fathead

what the hell was that? jesus. me thinks he is drinking a bit more than tea. sounds like he starts pissing in the beginning of the video.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Ok, Falkie.  I've got it figured out.  I don't know of a lot of Bay Area celebrities off the top of my head aside from Silicon Valley moguls and professional athletes, but I do know of one high profile guy and place in your vicinity.  Here's how you could make a big splash and probably go viral, but you'll need Kathy to film you doing it.

You should go to George Lucas's Skywalker Ranch in Marin County, and storm the gates.  You probably need to be nearly naked, except for some tighty-whities, a cape, and a Darth Vader helmet (helmet only - no mask).  You can cause a ruckus out front, and start dashing around wildly while vocalizing the Star Wars theme song (as in "duh duh duh DUUUUH DUH duh duh duh DUUUUH DUH," etc., etc.).  Start talking a bunch of smack about the new Star Wars Episode VII movie coming out in December, and then try to charge onto the property.  You'll get people looking for "fail" videos, a ton of Star Wars geeks (of which I am one), and it'll catch the attention of the general public and media as well as you will get escorted off of the property and / or arrested.

This will catapult you to Internet infamy, and your subscriptions will take off from there.  Just an idea.

[nooryisawesome]

If he won the lotto he'd be like so many other dolts who win big and blow it all in a year.

Falkie has stated he tries to play the lotto as much as he can because he thinks he is somewhat psychic. Falkie stated he has only been a few numbers off numerous times and that his mother was partly psychic.

You are correct in thinking he would waste it. He would buy escorts, apple products, and pay spend copious amounts of money in a futile attempt to get youtube views.

[Yorkshire pud]

I do the videos and it IS work.

You admit then you're employed AND claiming benefits from the state? Isn't that deception? Even for fiscal conservatives?

[Daggit]

Ok, Falkie.  I've got it figured out.  I don't know of a lot of Bay Area celebrities off the top of my head aside from Silicon Valley moguls and professional athletes, but I do know of one high profile guy and place in your vicinity.  Here's how you could make a big splash and probably go viral, but you'll need Kathy to film you doing it.

You should go to George Lucas's Skywalker Ranch in Marin County, and storm the gates.  You probably need to be nearly naked, except for some tighty-whities, a cape, and a Darth Vader helmet (helmet only - no mask).  You can cause a ruckus out front, and start dashing around wildly while vocalizing the Star Wars theme song (as in "duh duh duh DUUUUH DUH duh duh duh DUUUUH DUH," etc., etc.).  Start talking a bunch of smack about the new Star Wars Episode VII movie coming out in December, and then try to charge onto the property.  You'll get people looking for "fail" videos, a ton of Star Wars geeks (of which I am one), and it'll catch the attention of the general public and media as well as you will get escorted off of the property and / or arrested.

This will catapult you to Internet infamy, and your subscriptions will take off from there.  Just an idea.

This post stinks of littlechris.

I'm surprised he hasn't suggested a Fleshy Patty Mutant Doll yet.

[SaucyRossy]

Thinking about starting The Dude From Arizona (tm) Youtube Channel. It would mostly involve what I'm smoking, drinking, eating, and tapping that particular day.

Do it. I'd donate to you for that.

[paladin1991]

It's 82 in here. Wait until I am somewhere where I am not practically wilting.
Sheesh.
You'll get videos on Saturday.
Be patient.
By the way, have been waiting for MV to call me on Skype since 5 pm or so.
So much for live streaming this event, eh.
Military Justice sends his love.
He's on Skype right now as I wait for MV and sweat off the pounds.

You should PM him again.

[paladin1991]

OK. YOU COME HERE AND SHOW ME HOW TO DO THE TITLES.
Sicne you claim that you helped your brother make thousands on his you tube channel.
But you probably won't or are too far away.
Just click on the video. There IS  a description of the content of every video I post underneath the video as well.
Kathy's next video in part, she has told me, will be about her unhappiness about the " Bellgab assholes " ( her words, not mine ) who continually complain about everything I do no matter how insignificant and are now attacking her as well.
She is royally pissed about it and is tired of it.
Military Justice has offered to give her vulgarity lessons in Serbian, Bosnian, Croatian, Macedonian, Montegnegran, Russian and Arabic so she can talk about the flamers in those languages in her videos.


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Wow.  Shill-itary Justice speaks 7 languages, 8 if we count English.   why oh why, doesn't he work for the UN or some international banking concern? 

[paladin1991]

Falkie dozes off in the first minute of this video.

Hope to God that he doesn't do that while driving illegally

[paladin1991]

This post stinks of littlechris.

I'm surprised he hasn't suggested a Fleshy Patty Mutant Doll yet.

Is that the one with 'the man hands that are hard at work and soft at play.  They tingle, they buzz, they finger, they grope and they grasp!  Yessirre boy!  These hands will work you into a state of satisfaction not found since you first started fapping. A taintco offering for the man of the world and the man of the farm, because if it aint human, and this one aint, it has to be livestock!'
Is that the one? 

[nooryisawesome]

[Falkie2013]

Why do you need to save the videos to your hard drive?  Just record them live to YouTube and let YouTube be your external hard drive.  It's not like you do any editing.

Only because I want you to succeed on YouTube!  If you posted them 1 or 2 a day spread out instead of blowing your load in one day, you'd have a steadier stream of content and attract more viewers.

Exactly my point!  If you make seven videos in a day, post them over a week instead of in a day.  Mort Walker wouldn't have the newspaper run seven BEETLE BAILEY strips on Monday and none the rest of the week.  That would be madness.

I already told you how to do the best titles, just like I told you how to do the best thumbnails.  You don't want to listen, apparently.

I have not had time to look for the portable hard drive. iCloud is saving everything to my hard drive & I have to go in and delete every picture, video one at a time.
I was up for 24+ hours the other day and when I upload I still have to sit back there and roast.
Walked out here and found raccoon in my living room. Closed screen door lied down and knocked my water bottle over all over the carpet as I nodded off. I'm beat.

[nooryisawesome]

Falkie dozes off in the first minute of this video.

The first 1:36 of that video is non-intentionaly hilarious.

Between the squinting and dozing off no wonder he was denied a drivers license. Stay off the road falkie for your and other people's health.

At 6:07 with the noise of sirens blaring falkie again falls asleep.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I have not had time to look for the portable hard drive. iCloud is saving everything to my hard drive & I have to go in and delete every picture, video one at a time.
I was up for 24+ hours the other day and when I upload I still have to sit back there and roast.
Walked out here and found raccoon in my living room. Closed screen door lied down and knocked my water bottle over all over the carpet as I nodded off. I'm beat.

Understandable, but why did you make a video of it?