Art Bell

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(oh and....more affiliates than you know, penis-breath)

So none.

Girl Noory meet Girl Falkie.

[RoseGirl]

So none.

Girl Noory meet Girl Falkie.

Think whatever you want to. Just stop talking.

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Think whatever you want to. Just stop talking.

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Nah, you're a proven liar and a kook. You deserve to be called out. Another "strong woman" who can't handle the pressure, I guess.  :

[RoseGirl]

Oh and...get yourself a new sock puppet. This one has an a hole in it.

[coaster]

Yes, I write horoscopes. You'll get over it.

And 'this' isn't BS and it is confidential. Did I not mention that 'you don't know what you're talking about thing'?

Oh yes. Surely I do understand. Oh so many affiliates. You are a hero. You, your "career" and your wranglin' story are completely real and in no way complete bullshit. Thank you.
Teach us to be like you. Skip the part about your 10k calorie diet and lame ass horoscopes. I want to be in the radio saving business too. Hope art validates you soon. Looking forward to it. Heather would I'm sure, but she's probably getting someone off over the phone right now.

[RoseGirl]

Oh yes. Surely I do understand. Oh so many affiliates. You are a hero. You, your "career" and your wranglin' story are completely real and in no way complete bullshit. Thank you.
Teach us to be like you. Skip the part about your 10k calorie diet and lame ass horoscopes. I want to be in the radio saving business too. Hope art validates you soon. Looking forward to it. Heather would I'm sure, but she's probably getting someone off over the phone right now.

You don't have a lot of friends, do you?

[Dateline]

Here is how this works in the Girl Norry book of radio syndication.  An affiliate is synonymous with biker group.  Count the number of random biker groups listening and that is the number of affiliates signed on.

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You don't have a lot of friends, do you?

Probably more friends than affiliates you signed up.

[coaster]

Think whatever you want to. Just stop talking.

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Great argument. "Shut up".
Don't brag about bullshit, and then when you're called out, say its some little secret. So lame.

[coaster]

You don't have a lot of friends, do you?

Well done..

[RoseGirl]

Here is how this works in the Girl Norry book of radio syndication.  An affiliate is synonymous with biker group.  Count the number of random biker groups listening and that is the number of affiliates signed on.

Yep, yep, yep....keep spewing out mud and demanding to know things that are none of your business, as if you matter. That'll work.

Face it, you have BellGab poisoning.

[RoseGirl]

I gotta admit...this is kinda fun. Who's turn is it?

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I gotta admit...this is kinda fun. Who's turn is it?

Don't you have affiliates to call?

[RoseGirl]

Don't you have affiliates to call?

Don't you have diapers to fold?

[coaster]

I gotta admit...this is kinda fun. Who's turn is it?

Who's turn for what? Seems like a one sided argument to me. You got called out on your bullshit. Go drown in some icecream and feed your cats, you fat lying phony.

[coaster]

Don't you have affiliates to call?

Heh

[RoseGirl]

Who's turn for what? Seems like one sided argument to me. You got called out on your bullshit. Go drown in some icecream and feed your cats, you fat lying phony.

Well now, aren't you just six kinds of pleasant.

Tell yourself whatever pathetic little narrative helps maintain your delusion, it seems that's all you have left.

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Well now, aren't you just six kinds of pleasant.

Tell yourself whatever pathetic little narrative helps maintain your delusion, it seems that's all you have left.

- Lady who prays to crystals talking about delusion.

How many affiliates did you sign up again? Was it zero, or zero?

[coaster]

I just now got Heather a few more affiliates. It's amazing. Can't tell you how though.  Blood oath between me, Art, and
$2.99 a minute Heather "I'll swallow your wad" Wade. I'll brag like a motherfucker, but I won't tell you how I did it. Shut up. It's none of your business.

[RoseGirl]

- Lady who prays to crystals talking about delusion.

How many affiliates did you sign up again? Was it zero, or zero?

I am no lady, sir. And I am certainly not the one with crystal balls.

It was more than zero and less than ten. Happy now?

[RoseGirl]

I just now got Heather a few more affiliates. It's amazing. Can't tell you how though.  Blood oath between me, Art, and
$2.99 a minute Heather "I'll swallow your wad" Wade. I'll brag like a motherfucker, but I won't tell you how I did it. Shut up. It's none of your business.

Saying nasty things about Heather endears you to no one. And it's weak.

So predictable, though...once you look into RatBoy's crystal balls.

[coaster]

Saying nasty things about Heather endears you to no one. And it's weak.

So predictable, though...once you look into RatBoy's crystal balls.

I didn't say nasty things about Heather. I posted her fucking resume, ya dumb bitch.
Try more of your back alley psychology on me. I wonder how many of Heather's affiliates know of her past work history. Ice cream. Spoon. Couch. Get on that.

[RoseGirl]

I didn't say nasty things about Heather. I posted her fucking resume, ya dumb bitch.

Wow...clever too. That explains that great job you have.

[coaster]

Wow...clever too. That explains that great job you have.

I make up horoscopes for sad, delusional people. Somehow they get published. I don't feel bad for lying to people though, because it pays my lot fees at my trailer park. Sweet gig if you can get it.

[RoseGirl]

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Q: How do you get coaster off your front porch?

A: Pay for the pizza.

[coaster]

You're right, this is fun. Give me a moment though. Gotta wrangle up some cat food.

[RoseGirl]

You're right, this is fun. Give me a moment though. Gotta wrangle up some cat food.

k...waiting, not patiently...just waiting.

(It is fun, isn't it?   )

[coaster]

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Q: How do you get coaster off your front porch?

A: Pay for the pizza.

Eh.. Not bad. I'll give you a 5/10 for that one. But that's because I do like pizza. I never ate enough to weigh 250 pounds though. Tell me. How do you do it? Did Heather teach you some swallowing techniques?

[coaster]

I'm gonna go ahead and drop the mike now. Have fun with her folks. Its easy.
Cheers and have a good one.

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Saying nasty things about Heather endears you to no one. And it's weak.

So predictable, though...once you look into RatBoy's crystal balls.

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