Art Bell

[ItsOver]

Just thinking of you Art, and wanted to let you know that you're in my prayers, cherished, missed, and loved.

Thanks, Heather.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Just thinking of you Art ......

Art who ?

[ItsOver]

Art who ?

Art Vandelay.



Well known exporter, importer.

[aldousburbank]

I'm flying to Pahrump Saturday morning and I'll let you know what Art says.  I'm sure we can come to some agreement. 

Sorry. We're busy this weekend.

[ge30542]

Hey....didn't you say 'nothing is off limits if you are trying to be funny', or something to that effect. So, what's your problem?

Comedy is serious business. It should be engaged in only by experienced professionals, I would put MV in that catagory, i.e. "I subscribe to Black Meat Magazine for the in-depth articles". A comedy classic!

[IC3 TASK FORCE]

Hey....didn't you say 'nothing is off limits if you are trying to be funny', or something to that effect. So, what's your problem?

The problem appears to be you being a miserable cunt, cunt. How are those affiliates coming along today?

[RoseGirl]

The problem appears to be you being a miserable cunt, cunt. How are those affiliates coming along today?

Good, good...how are the wife and kids? Glad to hear it. Gabcast soon? Maybe a Train-wreck train wreck? Karaoke?

Diapers are needed.

[Dyna-X]

Good, good...how are the wife and kids? Glad to hear it. Gabcast soon? Maybe a Train-wreck train wreck? Karaoke?

Diapers are needed.

Do you honestly believe Ratty Patty is an MV shill account? I don't know MV all that well, but from what I do know, he's a pretty straight shooter. He's too busy to have anyone as a nemesis.

[PB the Deplorable]

i said it once.  guess i have to keep repeating:  i would never sign in to a separate account to point out what a miserable, insufferable cunt bag you are.  go stroke out.

You're not going to like your next horoscope

[IC3 TASK FORCE]

Hard to believe more than one person finds Lasha Seniuk to be an insufferable cunt, I know.

[mikuthing01]

Hard to believe more than one person finds Lasha Seniuk to be an insufferable cunt, I know.

I went to her forum and it looks like shes the only one that actively posts there. So then i listened to one of her podcasts and it was about 45 minutes of music and the rest was her rambling to herself about American politics.

[Dr. MD MD]

I went to her forum and it looks like shes the only one that actively posts there. So then i listened to one of her podcasts and it was about 45 minutes of music and the rest was her rambling to herself about American politics.

Aw! No one wants to play in her sandbox. Maybe it's the thought police stationed on every corner? 

[PB the Deplorable]

Aw! No one wants to play in her sandbox. Maybe it's the thought police stationed on every corner? 

Not so - coming right up she will be enabling, er, interviewing our very own Michael Horn - who I believe is chief mouthpiece and cult recruiter for the Billy Meyer UFO hoaxers.

[RoseGirl]

Hey Art...I'm beginning to see why everyone has left this site. It's the smell.

[PB the Deplorable]

Hey Art...I'm beginning to see why everyone has left this site. It's the smell.

He knows.  He's the one that shit the bed.

[MV/Liberace!]

Art Vandelay.



Well known exporter, importer.

also "into latex."

[MV/Liberace!]

You're not going to like your next horoscope

heh heh

[MV/Liberace!]

Hey Art...I'm beginning to see why everyone has left this site. It's the smell.

[21st Century Man]

If you erase Pud's numbers, those go down by about a third.

[RoseGirl]

If you erase Pud's numbers, those go down by about a third.

Better yet, get rid of all the stats from the bots and it will pretty much be zero.

You learn so much when you run one of these forums. 

[RoseGirl]

He knows.  He's the one that shit the bed.

Clever. Very witty. We're all impressed with that one.

[whoozit]

Better yet, get rid of all the stats from the bots and it will pretty much be zero.

You learn so much when you run one of these forums. 

So you think most people that post here are actually bots?  Why do you think so?  Disagreeing with you does not make one a bot.

[RoseGirl]

So you think most people that post here are actually bots?  Why do you think so?  Disagreeing with you does not make one a bot.

Didn't say that. I was talking about forum bots (ie: bots that automatically sign up to forums and use their accounts to spam or flood the forum or to harvest data).

Sometimes you can get lots of them everyday and they must be deleted or banned on a daily basis or blocked with sign up questions. They can really screw up your stats or, if you want, you can let them sit there and make your numbers look much bigger than they really are...you know, for ad views and such. Also, you can leave dormant accounts on the board so it looks like you have a much bigger audience than you actually do.

Oh, there are lots of fun tricks to running a forum. 

[MV/Liberace!]

Better yet, get rid of all the stats from the bots and it will pretty much be zero.

You learn so much when you run one of these forums. 

So I guess you also know better than Google Analytics...

[whoozit]

Didn't say that. I was talking about forum bots (ie: bots that automatically sign up to forums and use their accounts to spam or flood the forum or to harvest data).

Sometimes you can get lots of them everyday and they must be deleted or banned on a daily basis or blocked with sign up questions. They can really screw up your stats or, if you want, you can let them sit there and make your numbers look much bigger than they really are...you know, for ad views and such. Also, you can leave dormant accounts on the board so it looks like you have a much bigger audience than you actually do.

Oh, there are lots of fun tricks to running a forum. 

Are you suffering from forum MV?

[MV/Liberace!]

Are you suffering from forum MV?

Well done.

[Lilith]

Well done.

Are you suffering from forum MV?

Top Right?

[MV/Liberace!]

Top Right?

Seemed a little self congratulatory.

[Lilith]

Seemed a little self congratulatory.

[ponyboysunset]

I don't get the sock puppet account thing. If I am going to say something I am going to say it under my own account and not some fake ass account.

And just a little real world perspective,none of my friends know who Art Bell is let alone Heather Wade. Most of my friends don't listen to talk radio, if they do it is a podcast based thing. Then again the majority of my friends are in their 40s and 50s.

Anyway kudos for that many views.
Praise MV