Srendi Bastard-Welcome to your birthday roast!

[Inglorious Bitch]

Happy Birthday!!!

There was an old scamp named SV,
who saw fresh meat and came after me,
he wrote naughty fan fic,
introduced me to Falkie's dick
and now the rest is old history.


https://youtu.be/MjF1bG5LUcs

[pyewacket]

As Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!

A Limerick for you:

Sredni Vashtar was bored one day

Came here and decided to stay

In a game of wits

He'll cut you to bits

He's our grandmaster of wordplay


I finished your portrait and I hope I captured your fussypants attitude.



Happy Birthday SV!

[pyewacket]

GravitySucks is out of town and asked me to post the birthday wishes he composed for you in this poem:   

Ode to Ferret

When visiting London there's a thing on a list
That definitively should not, must not be missed.
A silver tongued ferret is something to see
While he belittles a norther by the name of YP.

Vashtar - the bard, author, wordsmith or poet
You would pass him on the street and really not know it.
But watch for subtle signals of where he has been
Those are tell tale signs of where he will trod once again.

His age is progressing, and he's growing quite old
He once bantered with giants and could write tome after tome
These days his writings mundane as the ashes grow cold
He shakes with disdain watching Falkie youtubes at home.

Every once in awhile you can see him about
He slithers down roadways, hides in shadows, acts coy.
Some say he is wicked, obtuse, perverse, or a lout.
Others think he simply is seeking his buddy, BellBoy.

Now birthdays aren't special, as one really might think
Life's Participation Trophy is all that they are.
For that we don't grant Sredni Vashtar any special esteem
But if we catch him outdoors we'll have a drink at the bar.

We will toast to his health whether it is fair or poor
He will rant on about colonists and we will cheer him along.
But sooner or later the chap will become quite the bore
With YP as tenor we strike up the band and sing him a song.

It's a year just like last year. Actually, just plus a one
Another year for the ferret, how many remain?
Now dash away commoners and let the poor rascal rest
Let's head up to Scotland aboard the next train.

[whoozit]

Hey weasel tongue, how old are you in ferret years and how long do polecat-ferrets live? 

[akwilly]

Happy birthday SV. I am assuming you people celebrate those things over there. What am I thinking, of course you all do, that's why you guys are always drunk. On a less serious note you got some crazy talent with words, most ugly people are good talkers FYI.

[Inglorious Bitch]

[Inglorious Bitch]

[coaster]

SV, I have met some smart and intelligent people. And until I hear from them again I guess I will have to deal with you.

[Inglorious Bitch]

[Inglorious Bitch]

https://youtu.be/uKYHYxTYxS0

[SredniVashtar]

SV, I have met some smart and intelligent people. And until I hear from them again I guess I will have to deal with you.

Oh, zing!!

Someone's aiming for a part in Xmas Carol part 4 by the sound of it! 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Oh, zing!!

Someone's aiming for a part in Xmas Carol part 4 by the sound of it! 

The man of the hour!

[SredniVashtar]

Duplicate threads too! I always knew it was a mistake to let you American idiots try to run things for yourselves, you just make a balls of it. As the sole representative of civilisation in these parts (I can't include Yorkie, for obvious reasons) I feel I am here to add "tone".

[Who]

[coaster]

Oh, zing!!

Someone's aiming for a part in Xmas Carol part 4 by the sound of it! 

ah, references no one gets. you're showing your age. That is so like you. happy birthday bucko.

[BellBoy]

OK! Who authorized this bullshit? We have threads dedicated to the remembrance of the unfortunate issue of universally despised limey bastards now? This is a thing?
Oh well, when in Rome...



I know an old man named SV
A more disagreeable sod, there can't be
He'll correct all your misspelling
His sharp wit, there's no quelling
He will slay you with his repartee

Happy birthday, you glorious limey bastard!

[akwilly]

SV I invested in a toothpaste company in the UK. Worst investment ever. Good thing I diversified and invested in a deoderant startup over there.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Duplicate threads too! I always knew it was a mistake to let you American idiots try to run things for yourselves, you just make a balls of it. As the sole representative of civilisation in these parts (I can't include Yorkie, for obvious reasons) I feel I am here to add "tone".

We were all so excited, we didn't know if we were coming or going. 

[coaster]

I would love to stick around for this, but I have to go check my car. See if drive still works.
/mic drop

[SredniVashtar]

We were all so excited, we didn't know if we were coming or going. 

If BellBoy is thinking about me, he's usually coming.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I would love to stick around for this, but I have to go check my car. See if drive still works.
/mic drop

Call in sick, you don't want to drive.

[akwilly]

In honor of your birthday I will make a donation to planned parenthood

[SredniVashtar]

SV I invested in a toothpaste company in the UK. Worst investment ever. Good thing I diversified and invested in a deoderant startup over there.

Don't forget to include something about saving our pansy asses twice, even if you took you several years before you could be bothered to show up.

[Inglorious Bitch]

In honor of your birthday I will make a donation to planned parenthood

It's too late.

[whoozit]

I would love to stick around for this, but I have to go check my car. See if drive still works.
/mic drop

Do you have enough blood in your alcohol stream to drive?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I don't know you well enough to insult you yet sir.   Happy birthday Mr. Vashtar.

[Who]

We were all so excited, we didn't know if we were coming or going. 

Senda knows.

[BellBoy]

If BellBoy is thinking about me, he's usually coming.

(it's the accent)

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Happy Birthday you old wanker
Grab yourself a bint and spank her
smile or grin, but wipe off your chin
and may you have a gallus day

[ziznak]

one of these day's we're going to tie you down and make you listen to a show or two you ignorant bastard!!!   since when do we do birthday threads here? whatever happy bday