George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

After listening to Art's show, I decided to check Noory out as I've had my fill of space-talk tonight.  Art had a great show but too much Hoagland can be a bad thing.  Besides, I'm interested in this Blood Moon and shmeta stuff.  There's going to be egg on some people's faces if nothing comes from this next blood moon.

[brujo]

After listening to Art's show, I decided to check Noory out as I've had my fill of space-talk tonight.  Art had a great show but too much Hoagland can be a bad thing.  Besides, I'm interested in this Blood Moon and shmeta stuff.  There's going to be egg on some people's faces if nothing comes from this next blood moon.

I tuned in to Snorge also.His questions seem so inane. How many different ways can you ask the same thing?

[21st Century Man]

I tuned in to Snorge also.His questions seem so inane. How many different ways can you ask the same thing?

I know.  I can only stomach him occasionally now.  Art's the man.  I tend to listen to the shows where Jorch rarely has an opportunity to ask questions.

[Dateline]

Do I hear an echo?  Maybe it is time to take up yodeling on this thread.

[RickySsan]

Do I hear an echo?  Maybe it is time to take up yodeling on this thread.

I dare you 

[Zetaspeak]

After listening to Art's show, I decided to check Noory out as I've had my fill of space-talk tonight.  Art had a great show but too much Hoagland can be a bad thing.  Besides, I'm interested in this Blood Moon and shmeta stuff.  There's going to be egg on some people's faces if nothing comes from this next blood moon.

I did the same. As for egg on some people faces. For someone to feel that they'd have to have the ability to feel shame. This guest has none of it. He's already hedging his bets by saying if nothing happens. "Well that means it's going to happen in seven years in the next blood moon"

Not sure what's worse. This guest or the callers that always come off as so horrible no matter what the topic is.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Not sure what's worse. This guest or the callers that always come off as so horrible no matter what the topic is.

The host, who allows it due to lack of effort, interest, and skill

[SredniVashtar]

I was surprised that I was able to get in on the first try.

This isn't the marriage guidance thread, sir.

[brujo]

The host, who allows it due to lack of effort, interest, and skill

So true.
How many times did the Snorge rephrase the same questions.

and the fallback-"Something's gonna happen,I can feel it." (paraphrasing)

[TigerLily]

Do I hear an echo?  Maybe it is time to take up yodeling on this thread.

Echo? Let's try it and see. Ggggg...Nnnnn...Sssss...You're right, there is an echo. Now I'm going back to Time Traveling with Art.

[PaulAtreides]

I was surprised that I was able to get in on the first try.

That's what she said.

[El Kragen]

I was listening to Clyde Lewis while driving to run an errand. When I eventually got back in the car the station had switched to C2C. I stopped listening to C2C a long time ago. After listening to Art and RCH for a number of weeks it was so painful to hear Snoory. The child level questions and (non) discussion was mind numbing. I listened for less than 10 minutes. It was all I could take.

FFS George it's been 10+ years behind the C2C mic. Get your shit together. I'm embarrassed for you.

[mcribwich]

I was listening to Clyde Lewis while driving to run an errand. When I eventually got back in the car the station had switched to C2C. I stopped listening to C2C a long time ago. After listening to Art and RCH for a number of weeks it was so painful to hear Snoory. The child level questions and (non) discussion was mind numbing. I listened for less than 10 minutes. It was all I could take.

FFS George it's been 10+ years behind the C2C mic. Get your shit together. I'm embarrassed for you.

word!

[albrecht]

"You have a very, very wide background"- what a way to start off an interview.
-GNS

[Father Jack]

Rocky Elmore sounds like a very interesting guest for tonight's show. A George Knapp type guest. Unfortunately Noory is the host and will bumble and stumble his inept way through another insipid effort (if "effort" is the right term.).

[starrmtn001]

This isn't the marriage guidance thread, sir.

Oh God Vash, I LOVE your posts!

[Inglorious Bitch]

"You have a very, very wide background"- what a way to start off an interview.
-GNS

It would have been funnier if he had said:

"You have a very, very wide backside." Where do you go from there?

[akwilly]

I could see George at a restaurant.
Waiter: Sir the special of the day is steak
George: Oh that sounds good
Waiter: Sir the soup of the day is potatoe
George: I'm sorry, who's the salad?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Was anyone listening the other night when the Time Trax guys were telling a story about how somebody ignored their advice?  The story ended with "and she died..."  George, with his usual sense of empathy, said something like 'haha well she should have listened.  Listen we're going to a break but when we get back I want to discuss with you what you think about the future of Donald Trump."

Okay, I don't remember exactly what he said but it was pretty cold.

[21st Century Man]

Turned on the show to listen to open lines and Annie from Alabama is one of the first callers and Cornelius followed Annie.

[Jocko Johnson]

Just wanted to tell you dave, you still suck. Now more than ever!
BTW...hope ten ton tammy gets well soon, but in his absence who is wiping your ass for you!
GNS

[keithneese]

Turned on the show to listen to open lines and Annie from Alabama is one of the first callers and Cornelius followed Annie.

That's because they are the only ones still listening lol!  Those two and Bill from West Hartford...

I'm from Alabama myself.  I just want to let everyone know, we are not all as stupid as Annie. 

[AppealPlay]

Turned on the show to listen to open lines and Annie from Alabama is one of the first callers and Cornelius followed Annie.

Annie from Alabama must have the hotline number.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Annie from Alabama must have the hotline number.

Ugh. Did Jeff from Culver City also call in with one of his scripted 10 minute long questions?

[Morgus]

Last night, Noory even offered Annie her own weekly spot on the show to be called "Annie's Corner"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Last night, Noory even offered Annie her own weekly spot on the show to be called "Annie's Corner"

Evidence that Noory watches Kathy's Corner.  The K and the C work together, but the A and C don't really alliterate, suggesting he didn't just come up with that on his own. 

[WOTR]

Last night, Noory even offered Annie her own weekly spot on the show to be called "Annie's Corner"

The sad part is that I am unable to tell if you are joking or serious...

[Morgus]

The sad part is that I am unable to tell if you are joking or serious...

I am serious, but whether Noory was joking on the air last night is unknown...

[aldousburbank]

Last night, Noory even offered Annie her own weekly spot on the show to be called "Annie's Corner"

<Falkie freaks the fuck out>

[BellBoy]

I am serious, but whether or Noory was joking on the air last night is unknown...

The truly sad thing is that, I'm sure, in Dave's mind this merits an immediate NAB Marconi Radio Award for Excellence...