Q: How many George Noorys does it take to change a light bulb?

[Sarcastic Plastic]

A: None, his bulb is too dim.

Oh c'mon you knew where I was going with this.

[UFQuack]

It only takes one to campaign to change the whole grid first.

[Sarcastic Plastic]

Surely somebody already brought up George's classic question about the polls flipping but I can't seem to find it. I'd love to make fun of it but not if someone beat me to it.

[pate]

Q: maize?

[Sarcastic Plastic]

Oh what the hell


George Noory: "If there's a pole shift, will the earth turn upside down?"

Guest: (after long incredulous pause) "Um, no" (pause) "the magnetic poles shift, not the planet."

George Noory: "Well that's good!"


I was listening that night, I remember being embarrassed for him.