Chefist's BlogGab: A Gossip Thread About BellGab!

[Walks_At_Night]

One of the funniest things I've read on this site is that someone had to take BellGab off their bookmark bar of their browser because they couldn't masturbate with Fort Rock staring at them.

Geez Louise is that funny...................    FR is always watching.   

[GravitySucks]

Thank you Ibby.  The forum title font should be the same as merchandise font. What forum title font do you recommend? I'll do samples of any and all suggestions and post here. Let the people decide most def.

I am kind of partial to the Gravity Sucks font myself.  It has a nice ring to it.

[Richard Groyper]

Hmmm, Fort Rock or Heather Wade..... cum see, cum sah..... still no cum here....

I prematurely "skeeted", as the kids say nowadays...

Let's just say, there's more than egg on face of this (my, hee hee) Heather Wade life size cardboard cutout. [Urkel voice] Did I dooo thaaat???

[Inglorious Bitch]

MV, who's that? lol  Ok, I will see if I have those or can find them.

They are all on Wordperfect.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

It was a comprehensive body of work. I hope you didn't have to take any time off from work to get all that done.

BellGab is like the cosa nostra, it comes before everything and it's until death.

[chefist]

BellGab is like the cosa nostra, it comes before everything and it's until death.

True...but we are HORRIBLE at omerta! LOL

[jazmunda]

They are all on Wordperfect.

Wordperfect? The 1980s called ....

[Inglorious Bitch]

Wordperfect? The 1980s called ....

sigh...I'm not a computer person like the rest of you. Besides I type my casenotes for work at home in Word then cut and paste into the company server.

[jazmunda]

sigh...I'm not a computer person like the rest of you. Besides I type my casenotes for work at home in Word then cut and paste into the company server.

I'm just busting your balls. 

You don't whiteout the screen do you? 

[littlechris]

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[Inglorious Bitch]

You don't whiteout the screen do you? 

Not anymore.

[littlechris]

Chefy, when you make your appearance on End Of Days Radio this Saturday night, do you plan on calling out George Senda for banning you from the fortress? 

Will you also be exposing him as well, due to the way he's abused everyone here on the forum? 

In other words, will you be declaring WAR on George Senda?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Chefy, when you make your appearance on End Of Days Radio this Saturday night, do you plan on calling out George Senda for banning you from the fortress? 

Will you also be exposing him as well, due to the way he's abused everyone here on the forum? 

In other words, will you be declaring WAR on George Senda?

This is like a wrestling match! I'm on the edge of my seat!

[chefist]

Chefy, when you make your appearance on End Of Days Radio this Saturday night, do you plan on calling out George Senda for banning you from the fortress? 

Will you also be exposing him as well, due to the way he's abused everyone here on the forum? 

In other words, will you be declaring WAR on George Senda?

I absolutely want to know why I was banned! I never spied or leaked information...why me? I want to know...

Also, I want to know why he is so rude to those in the Fortress...why did he bully Brig around?

If he brings war, then I will bring overwhelming force to bear!  George started it, but I shall finish it!

Bring it on!

[littlechris]

I am kind of partial to the Gravity Sucks font myself.  It has a nice ring to it.

[littlechris]

I absolutely want to know why I was banned! I never spied or leaked information...why me? I want to know...

Also, I want to know why he is so rude to those in the Fortress...why did he bully Brig around?

If he brings war, then I will bring overwhelming force to bear!  George started it, but I shall finish it!

Bring it on!

[ItsOver]

A forum font change might be ok as long as the smiling face of Fort Rock as the favicon is not disturbed.

The Fort Rock face needs to be placed on The Official BellGab Historical Preservation List.  The font on that list isn't important but the Fort Rock line item does need to be in ALL CAPS.  Of course, the list will eventually end up in the MV Moderator and Grand Poobah Library, along with his vast avatar collection and Jazmunda's erotic koala art collection.

[Lilith]

This is like a wrestling match! I'm on the edge of my seat!

We aim to amuse and entertain! 

[littlechris]

I absolutely want to know why I was banned! I never spied or leaked information...why me? I want to know...

Also, I want to know why he is so rude to those in the Fortress...why did he bully Brig around?

If he brings war, then I will bring overwhelming force to bear!  George started it, but I shall finish it!

Bring it on!

I don't know Chefy, George Senda is an ex Shaolin Monk.

He have MAD skillz!!

[GuerrillaUnReal]

If all the adversity Falkie has faced in his life hasn't stopped him yet, what chance does Chefist have?

[MV/Liberace!]

MV loves Creme. Creme right in the eye.

only if it's warm.

[MV/Liberace!]

I knew a guy who was double teaming someone with a friend.  He pulled out & accidentally blew one on the other dude's chest.  I like to imagine that they grew as friends that afternoon.

i think that's just the chance you take as a guy in a m-m-f encounter.

[Richard Groyper]

I absolutely want to know why I was banned! I never spied or leaked information...why me? I want to know...

Also, I want to know why he is so rude to those in the Fortress...why did he bully Brig around?

If he brings war, then I will bring overwhelming force to bear!  George started it, but I shall finish it!

Bring it on!

War?

Flakenberg Fortress, aided by the Knights of Falkie, will defeat any and all enemies. Lord Falkie will make BellGabbia great again!

Praise Falkie! Tits MV! bateman is a-okay in my book.

***UPDATE*** ***WARNING***

***The terrorist and war criminal known as "chefist", is currently under BellGab thread surveillance by Fortress Secret Police. Do not approach. He is considered armed with a keyboard and dangerous***

[Auslandia]

i think that's just the chance you take as a guy in a m-m-f encounter.

That's how lifelong bonds are formed

[Auslandia]

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Comic Sans was a joke btw.  It's probably the single most hated font of all time.

[Étouffée]

Comic Sans was a joke btw.  It's probably the single most hated font of all time.

¿Then there would be a certain internal logic to using it, si?

[Auslandia]

¿Then there would be a certain internal logic to using it, si?

Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

[chefist]

War?

Flakenberg Fortress, aided by the Knights of Falkie, will defeat any and all enemies. Lord Falkie will make BellGabbia great again!

Praise Falkie! Tits MV! bateman is a-okay in my book.

***UPDATE*** ***WARNING***

***The terrorist and war criminal known as "chefist", is currently under BellGab thread surveillance by Fortress Secret Police. Do not approach. He is considered armed with a keyboard and dangerous***

Be afraid! Very afraid... Information is power!

[starrmtn001]

Okay, see you day after tomorrow.  Have fun all!

[chefist]

Okay, see you day after tomorrow.  Have fun all!

Hope you can make it, Starr!