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stevie wonder is NOT blind

Started by akwilly, March 15, 2016, 08:09:53 PM

The Alcoholic

Quote from: The Alcoholic on April 13, 2016, 09:31:06 AM
So you want to know why Stevie wonder can't read...




Because he's black.
you want to know why he's always smiling?


He doesn't know he's black.










Okay I'm sorry guys. That was too much lol.

coaster

My uncle was blind. Born blind, the guy did everything. Even rode a bike. Seemed to have crazy intuition too. Knew who people were just by their footsteps.
Big into HAM radio too. KB9JJP.

The Alcoholic

Quote from: coaster on April 13, 2016, 08:53:12 PM
My uncle was blind. Born blind, the guy did everything. Even rode a bike. Seemed to have crazy intuition too. Knew who people were just by their footsteps.
Big into HAM radio too. KB9JJP.
Well I'm not surprised. that would just be like you if everyone had a special sixth sense but you just had your normal 5. You'd learn to do everything just as you have today but everyone would wonder how you can function similarly to them without said sixth sense.


like people that are born without arms. Using there feet for hands is as natural to them as you using your hands.  That's why guys without feet can do stuff like play poo, brush their teeth etc...


Now if you had one of these things happen at some point in your life then it's more amazing but being born with it is natural.

coaster

Absolutely. If you are missing one sense, the rest get heightened. We adapt for sure. The human body is a weird, incredible thing.

akwilly

https://youtu.be/nCOWT9l5qCg
This is maybe not conclusive proof but it is proof none the less. It would be good enough for RCH at least.

whoozit

Quote from: coaster on April 13, 2016, 09:30:51 PM
Absolutely. If you are missing one sense, the rest get heightened. We adapt for sure. The human body is a weird, incredible thing.
That is why stupid people have loud voices.

popple

It's true. Woks Wong & his brother released a medical study.

The Alcoholic

Quote from: Auslandia on April 13, 2016, 08:10:28 PM
This will go down as one of the stupidest threads ever started
While it gave me chance to post my Stevie Wonder joke, after only  a few posts and already seeing Willy get up in arms about if Stevie was  blind or not I was like...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKzt7p-MnM

Juan Cena


You should ask Heather to investigate this one. I would, but since I'm the one that brought up Katy Perry really being JonBonet Ramsey, I guess someone else might want a shot at this one.

The Alcoholic

Quote from: Juan Cena on April 30, 2016, 11:31:25 PM
You should ask Heather to investigate this one. I would, but since I'm the one that brought up Katy Perry really being JonBonet Ramsey, I guess someone else might want a shot at this one.
Why would anyone besides akHASASMALLwilly give a fuck if he can see or not?

akwilly

Quote from: The Alcoholic on May 01, 2016, 12:07:10 AM
Why would anyone besides akHASASMALLwilly give a fuck if he can see or not?
please explain why Stevie buys COURTSIDE tickets to NBA games

effluenza

Stevie Wonder isn't blind? Holy shit. Everything I thought I knew is wrong.

akwilly

https://youtu.be/JZ1ne-gR-Pw
Just look at the smug son of a gun laugh in our faces. It's obvious he is not blind. The letter is clearly not written in brail.

pate

I guess Mr. Wonder wasn't on Fambly Fued...

My bad.

I found this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaRlOG7twnc

BobGrau

I keep reading Stevie Wonder as Steve Warner.

Quote from: BobGrau on May 29, 2016, 06:39:28 AM
I keep reading Stevie Wonder as Steve Warner.

How odd. I keep reading it as Itzhak Perlman, who is also not blind. Coincidence? I think so.



Dr. MD MD

I hope you realize what kind of fire you're playing with here, willy. Once you crack the Wonder case open the rest will fall like dominoes. Ronnie Milsap, Jose Feliciano, even Andrea Bocelli have all just been faking it for sympathy. Hell, it's been well known inside Hollywood for years that any blind entertainer is really just doing that. I'm just glad Ray Charles was spared this embarrassment.  :-\

Dr. MD MD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f34LgW1tVBo

What do you think of the new evidence, Willy? I'd love to hear your analysis.  :D



Dr. MD MD

Quote from: pate on September 24, 2017, 11:13:36 PM
Let us satay Tribulations...

Oooh! Does that come with that spicy peanut sauce?  :P

The Alcoholic

Heard Shaq say on his podcast not long ago that he used to live in the same building complex as Stevie. He (Shaq) pushed the button on the elevator and when it opened Stevie Wonder was on it. Shaq said that before he even spoke Stevie said to him, "Hey Shaq what's up."


So I guess Shaq is a Stevie Wonder can see truther too!

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