NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caruthers612]

     Scarlett married?!! WHAT?! Is there no justice in this world? <weep> No, no, no, no, no.... How will I live.

     Fuck it. I'm moving to Thailand to drown myself in plum wine and just ripened peaches.

M (crushed, but not by Scarlett's boobs as he'd so long hoped)

[Pirate King Atomsk]

*pat* It's alright. I lost Gwen Steffani and Rose McGowan years ago.

[Sybil]

     Scarlett married?!! WHAT?! Is there no justice in this world? <weep> No, no, no, no, no.... How will I live.

     Fuck it. I'm moving to Thailand to drown myself in plum wine and just ripened peaches.

M (crushed, but not by Scarlett's boobs as he'd so long hoped)

Don't worry Mordred!
She'll dump that loser soon enough and find your loving lap to jump on. Don't despair.