Let's Make Fun Of Dummies.

[Gumby, Dammit]

With a faithful plea to the guy who brought you preppers, y2k, hale bopp, and the quickening... to "save us from fear"... chaser.
/harumph pahrump
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/harumph

Think: cattle mutilation

[Stranger929]

How do you have such a keen eye for spotting that, if true?

Just watched a disturbing documentary on love dolls. Twisted but to each his own.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Just watched a disturbing documentary on love dolls. Twisted but to each his own.

I tried to special order a chupacabra model, was told they were out of livestock.

[Stranger929]

Shaz- enough with censoring your fucking screen grabs. I'll go through and find those posts and do it right if I have to. If you can't play the game get the fuck out of here and take that judgemental voyeur Meister with you. What a worthless cocksucker. Seriously.

[Jackstar]

Shaz- enough with censoring your fucking screen grabs.

In a stunning return to form... Shaz walks the line! It's all fun and games until you screen grab a judge's daughter.

[Value Of Pi]

Shaz- enough with censoring your fucking screen grabs. I'll go through and find those posts and do it right if I have to. If you can't play the game get the fuck out of here and take that judgemental voyeur Meister with you. What a worthless cocksucker. Seriously.

Even on a "Let's Make Fun Of Dummies" thread, the saying is true. "If you want something done right..."

Alright, F Troop, saddle up and move out. By twos. Humiliation, ho!

[Shaz]

Shaz- enough with censoring your fucking screen grabs. I'll go through and find those posts and do it right if I have to. If you can't play the game get the fuck out of here and take that judgemental voyeur Meister with you. What a worthless cocksucker. Seriously.

Even on a "Let's Make Fun Of Dummies" thread, the saying is true. "If you want something done right..."

Alright, F Troop, saddle up and move out. By twos. Humiliation, ho!

Well, being on bellgab under my true name requires I not subject myself to undue liability.

I laugh at the dumb... not the individual dummy.

In a stunning return to form... Shaz walks the line! It's all fun and games until you screen grab a judge's daughter.

Surely you jest sir, nobody gets preferential treatment in America.
Particularly not a judge's daughter. :

[Jackstar]

nobody gets preferential treatment in America.
Particularly not a judge's daughter. :

Well, I'd prefer her.

[Meister_000]

Downgraded to "Homeless HIV Mode."

So then you support this thread idea?

What, you mean Making Fun of Dummies with screenshots of their posts? Who could object or improve upon your Comedic Genius?

[Sandra Kristen]

What, you mean Making Fun of Dummies with screenshots of their posts? Who could object or improve upon your Comedic Genius?

Shut up, Art.

[Meister_000]

Shut up, Art.

But Princess, I thought you were all about "the comedy". This should be orgasmic stuff according to MV. But you have more refined and Courtly tastes it's plain to see.

[Sandra Kristen]

But Princess, I thought you were all about "the comedy". This should be orgasmic stuff according to MV. But you have more refined and Courtly tastes it's plain to see.

Randomly capitalized words give you away just an FYI. 

[ponyboysunset]

Back to the game, so to speak. This made me laugh so loud.
It also made me think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgGCIZi1UjY

[Tarbaby]

standards did change. 

after art quit again, i knew what was about to come.  rather than put my life on hold monitoring the forum for unsavory comments or bringing in additional moderators who would undoubtedly destroy the forum, i decided not to moderate the forum at all (the exception being porn, etc.).  some agree with that decision, some don't.  fine. 

having said all of that, i didn't create the problem and it's not my responsibility to massage the tone of conversation around here.  if i did so, even a little bit, then i'd have to do it completely because anything less would generate complaints about my "capricious and arbitrary" moderation.  simply put, i just don't give a shit anymore.  indifference is liberating.

ha! "Indifference is liberating". I think Caligula said that. And Nero fiddled while Rome burned.  There are many that feel absentee moderation IS the death of the board. ya got a house full of cockroaches once in a while ya gotta call the exterminator. you have to have a certain degree of quality. who wants to leave here feeling like they need to take a shower.
  But Thanks, amV, for eloquently stating your position. Finally.

[Gumby, Dammit]

ha! "Indifference is liberating". I think Caligula said that. And Nero fiddled while Rome burned.  There are many that feel absentee moderation IS the death of the board. ya got a house full of cockroaches once in a while ya gotta call the exterminator. you have to have a certain degree of quality. who wants to leave here feeling like they need to take a shower.
  But Thanks, amV, for eloquently stating your position. Finally.

Yeahbut, one man's cockroach is another man's chicken dinner. And exterminators always poison da whole house.
Now Caligula...there's a guy who had orgies 24/7/365 with lots of hot nekkid wimminses and non-stop titties. Sure, he cut some balls off here and there and fed em to the cockroaches and squirrels, but hey, when in Rome...vini vide vici, baby.

[Kolchak]

Looks like the tide may be turning.

[Gumby, Dammit]

Looks like the tide may be turning.

Indeed indeed.
I do wonder too...did Art hire a P.R. firm and that's whose been posting all the dripping, positively sycophantic posts under different guises? Ya have to admit most of them are very similar in certain ways.
No coinshedenshes, folks.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Indeed indeed.
I do wonder too...did Art hire a P.R. firm and that's whose been posting all the dripping, positively sycophantic posts under different guises? Ya have to admit most of them are very similar in certain ways.
No coinshedenshes, folks.

If that's true, then how sad.

[Kolchak]

Indeed indeed.
I do wonder too...did Art hire a P.R. firm and that's whose been posting all the dripping, positively sycophantic posts under different guises? Ya have to admit most of them are very similar in certain ways.
No coinshedenshes, folks.

I doubt it. They show none of the marks of dummy accounts. Plus, if Art had hired a P.R. firm, they'd have shut down his anti-troll rants and probably written a professional statement that ultimately said nothing but calmed heads and left the door open for Art's return.

[ponyboysunset]

Looks like the tide may be turning.

I'm surprised those got left up.

[SredniVashtar]

H for Heroic
E for Exciting
A  for Awesome
T for Terrific
H for Hot as Fuck!
E for Energetic
R for Ravishing

W for Worldly wise
A for Adults-only, baby!
D for Dependable
E for Exciting (again)

I love you, Heather! The show gets better every day, and it was unbelievably amazing from the start!! I used to have a pair of hamsters called Tommy and George, but when I heard your AWESOME show I squashed those bastards and bought two more called Heather and Art. I've had to separate them for the time being because they keep behaving inappropriately, but I hope, with time, to be able to teach them to say 'wanna take a ride' without taking a ride on each other.

Keep up the good work, Heather. (((Hugs))). (smiley desperate face).

[Walks_At_Night]

So this thread is where all the cool kids hang out now?

[GravitySucks]

So this thread is where all the cool kids hang out now?

Well, it was.

[ponyboysunset]

So this thread is where all the cool kids hang out now?

Hells yeah. You want a lemon square? Just kidding that lemon square business is in the Belle Haven thread. Welcome. Please share with us your screen grabs or comment on ours 

[Walks_At_Night]

Well, it was.

*sigh*  too late as usual.....


I'll head back to the 100 years ago thread with the other nerds

[ponyboysunset]

*sigh*  too late as usual.....


I'll head back to the 100 years ago thread with the other nerds

This whole website is a nerd haven...

[Inglorious Bitch]

This whole website is a nerd heaven...

[Richard Groyper]

This whole website is a nerd haven...

My mom says I'm cool.

[ponyboysunset]

My mom says I'm cool.

Yeah but what your...oh...sorry way too soon. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Hells yeah. You want a lemon square? Just kidding that lemon square business is in the Belle Haven thread. Welcome. Please share with us your screen grabs or comment on ours 

No screen shots from me.   I joined Facebook when it first became a thing.  Within two days, I got pinged by some dude from High School [whom I hadn't seen in 25 years] wanting me to join his Amway pyramid. Then another guy from High School wanted to sell me a life insurance annuity and then finally some skank from that had a thing for me back in the day hit me up wanting to know if I was currently married .   That was the end of my Facebook usage.  I have no regrets.

I'll watch the posts in this thread with interest.