Midnight In The Desert

[albrecht]

Anyone tuning into Ian on C2C tonight or are you going to continue to waste your time with this cow's shit?

Nah, neither. Though will listen to Ian later ot tomorrw. Watching an old Richard  Harris Omar Sharif Anthony Hopkins vehicle called Juggernaut.  Always liked the movies with good actors for sensational plots. And the 70s that spawned good actors taking jobs on 'disaster'or terroritst type movies. Not a great movie but Harris does well, I guess. Reckon in the one good scene he really waa swiling J&B, considering.

[Richard Groyper]

I'll take those two plump hams with my bacon, thank you.

[Nobody]

I was thinking "Radio For Geniuses with Heather Wade".

Careful.  I think you can get arrested for implying that Heather Wade is swelling the ranks of geniuses.

[Nobody]

And the 70s that spawned good actors taking jobs on 'disaster' or terrorist type movies.

MITD is just like The Poseidon Adventure, only on the radio.

[starrmtn001]

I'll take those two plump hams with my bacon, thank you.

You really want those hardon arteries, don't you?

[Nobody]

When Art had Sally Vander Veer on last year, didn't she (or one of the callers) say something to the effect of, "If you're growing hemp, and the hemp is found to contain more than X% THC, you have to destroy the crop"?

(If so, does anyone happen to know the percentage?)

[Richard Groyper]

You really want those hardon arteries, don't you?

Yes, much zipper pressing.

[starrmtn001]

I was thinking "Radio For Geniuses with Heather Wade".

Excellent idea.  She already has the radio genius, and those that listen to her cause they actually like her.  Won't bother to explain about those who listen cause they don't.

[The King of Kings]

This guest is garbage.

[Lilith]

When Art had Sally Vander Veer on last year, didn't she (or one of the callers) say something to the effect of, "If you're growing hemp, and the hemp is found to contain more than X% THC, you have to destroy the crop"?

(If so, does anyone happen to know the percentage?)

I think you're looking for this:
http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/pub/11-12/bill/sen/sb_0651-0700/sb_676_bill_20110428_amended_sen_v97.html

excerpt:

" The bill would require all industrial hemp seed sold for
planting in California to be from a crop having no more than 3/10 of
1% THC contained in a random sampling of the dried flowering tops and
tested under these provisions, and would require the destruction of
crops exceeding that content, as specified."



"(2) Farmers are required, prior to harvest, to obtain a laboratory
test report from a federally registered laboratory documenting that
the THC content of their crop is within the legal limit and farmers
must destroy crops that fail the THC test."

[albrecht]

MITD is just like The Poseidon Adventure, only on the radio.

Well that was a sorta fun movie. And held some interest, even if just for the effects and so many good actors roped in for a paycheck. Unlike, excepting a few shows, this.

[akwilly]

I am kind of feeling sorry for heather. This guy is reading off a script and won't answer her questions

[Lilith]

Well that was a sorta fun movie. And held some interest, even if just for the effects and so many good actors roped in for a paycheck. Unlike, excepting a few shows, this.

Right?

[Nobody]

Now in theatres, the terrifying new sequel to Planet of the Apes: Planet of the Heathers.     

[starrmtn001]

Dad, is that you?

Another delay on your eye implants?  Oh you poor thing.   

[starrmtn001]

I am kind of feeling sorry for heather. This guy is reading off a script and won't answer her questions

She can handle it.  She's had to learn to deal with all kinds of crap.  Right?

[albrecht]

Now in theatres, the terrifying new sequel to Planet of the Apes: Planet of the Heathers.     

I think she should just 'go for it,' whatever it is. Weed, booze, witches brew and be spontaneous. Maybe hard to do but many a lawyer, politician, baseball annoucer, athlete, actor etc can, or did, perform drunk or high almost daily. And sometimes better performance (tho often not and longterm problems) but go for a full kettle of witches brew and make interesting radio! Dock Ellis LSD no-hitter style!

[Dr. MD MD]

Now in theatres, the terrifying new sequel to Planet of the Apes: Planet of the Heathers.     

Right, but at the end the commander finds a statue of Art Bell half buried in the sand, breaks down and drops to his knees, pounding the sand and screaming, "God damn you! God damn you all to hell!! You did it! You maniacs really did it!! You blew up MITD!!! 

Touching, poignant...not a dry eye in the house. 

[akwilly]

She can handle it.  She's had to learn to deal with all kinds of crap.  Right?

true

[Nobody]

excerpt:

" The bill would require all industrial hemp seed sold for
planting in California to be from a crop having no more than 3/10 of
1% THC contained in a random sampling of the dried flowering tops and
tested under these provisions, and would require the destruction of
crops exceeding that content, as specified."

Thank you very much for posting that.  [tips hat]  The law sounds (to me, at least) very much as though the folks at DuPont helped to write it.

I cannot pretend to understand very much about this sort of thing, but it sounds to me like the line between a hemp crop a farmer can legally harvest and one the farmer must burn is a very fine one.

[Nobody]

I think she should just 'go for it,' whatever it is. Weed, booze, witches brew and be spontaneous.

With all the designer drugs out there, you have now got me wondering if there are performance-enhancing drugs aimed at chat show hosts. 

[starrmtn001]

Yes, much zipper pressing.

Two lbs. of sausage in a one lb. capacity casing.  Yeah.  That's pushing it alright.

[starrmtn001]

true

[Lilith]

I think she should just 'go for it,' whatever it is. Weed, booze, witches brew and be spontaneous. Maybe hard to do but many a lawyer, politician, baseball annoucer, athlete, actor etc can, or did, perform drunk or high almost daily. And sometimes better performance (tho often not and longterm problems) but go for a full kettle of witches brew and make interesting radio! Dock Ellis LSD no-hitter style!

Her roots from whence she achieved her fame, was as a bellgabber, Snoory critic.  She would probably have been better off to have stayed within that genre, rather than trying to separate herself from it, like its an ugly bug now.  IMO.

[albrecht]

With all the designer drugs out there, you have now got me wondering if there are performance-enhancing drugs aimed at chat show hosts. 

If there are they have been obviously banned and sanctioned!

[Lilith]

If there are they have been obviously banned and sanctioned!

Any genius worth their salt,  knows that anything that makes you feel good, or feel better, MUST, by it's very nature, be BAD for you, and must therefore be banned and sanctioned.  /end sarcasm.

[Nobody]

If there are they have been obviously banned and sanctioned!

This rather unfortunate radio host will never be accused of ingesting them, certainly.

[Lilith]

This unfortunate radio host will never be accused of ingesting them, certainly.

No, I think it would be right up there with mentioning, reading, or posting on bellgab.

[starrmtn001]

It is officially midnight in the Colorado Rockies, so I bid you all a good evening and an excellent Wednesday.  Good night.

[albrecht]

Any genius worth their salt,  knows that anything that makes you feel good, or feel better, MUST, by it's very nature, be BAD for you, and must therefore be banned and sanctioned.  /end sarcasm.

I waa more commenting on the quality of  radio these days. As for drugs? To each their own. Frankly I stay away, especially with this stuff coming (even legal or prescription) from who-knows-what facilities in China, India, etc. The 'legal' pseudo illegal stuff is just as crazy. I would legalize for adults most things, known and understood, and stop that madness, but dont think the predators in Asia with their stuff or the cartels should be in business.