Midnight In The Desert

[starrmtn001]

I wonder if Heather thinks about Art, when "butt play" is being performed? (Giving and receiving) 

Why do you ask?  Do you? :

[starrmtn001]

He looks like a fanny pack wearer.

I so wish I could take credit for this one, butt I can't.

The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

      

[starrmtn001]

Thanks for the heads up, 21.  I've been wondering what Ian's up to.

Hey Zenman!  Yes, I am so, gonna be there too.

[bateman]

https://twitter.com/joelddc/status/745472492630794240

[K_Dubb]

"Secrets of Ancient America" sounded interesting but now it's some hemp guy she picked up at a drum circle?

[BelgianCarbonFibre]

Robots already are smarter than some folk I know. :

And people say they'll fear our robot overlords.

[Lilith]

https://twitter.com/joelddc/status/745472492630794240

It could be an improvement over what we have now.

[Lilith]

"Secrets of Ancient America" sounded interesting but now it's some hemp guy she picked up at a drum circle?

Maybe hemp is the secret of Ancient America.

But alas, breaking news, we're doing another half hour of open lines.

[starrmtn001]

Jealousy is a cruel and mean spirited master.

[aldousburbank]

I so wish I could take credit for this one, butt I can't.

The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

      

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you wear plaid and take a p. 
I just made that one up.

[Nobody]

"Hemp, my gosh, it's so easy to grow".

- Heather Wade

Grow some in your front yard and make new friends!

[Zenman]

Hey Zenman!  Yes, I am so, gonna be there too.

See you there, starr!   

[starrmtn001]

And people say they'll fear our robot overlords.

Yeah!  I've seen those guys.  The robot has an account here. :

[Nobody]

But alas, breaking news, we're doing another half hour of open lines.

I am fast developing the impression that the "Secrets of Ancient America" are so secret they cannot be uttered on-air.

[JesusJuice]

Anyone tuning into Ian on C2C tonight or are you going to continue to waste your time with this cow's shit?

[starrmtn001]

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you wear plaid and take a p. 
I just made that one up.

And after all these years.   God.  If I had only known.    

[Lilith]

I am fast developing the impression that the "Secrets of Ancient America" are so secret they cannot be uttered on-air.

Well, it's alright, Heathers' commentary is so much more listen worthy.

[K_Dubb]

Maybe hemp is the secret of Ancient America.

But alas, breaking news, we're doing another half hour of open lines.

That would be a secret.  I don't think it's native.

[Nobody]

Heather, with you hosting this chat show, having my face in my hands is not a new experience.

[Lilith]

That would be a secret.  I don't think it's native.

Maybe the witches manifested it.

[Nobody]

Anyone tuning into Ian on C2C tonight or are you going to continue to waste your time with this cow's shit?

There is no need to insult cowshit like that.

[starrmtn001]

Anyone tuning into Ian on C2C tonight

Yes.  MITD?  Time Traveler.  I can have the  best  of both worlds.

[Dr. MD MD]

Yes.  MITD?  Time Traveler.  I can do both.

She can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan! 

[PrairieGhost]

So no Ancient America tonight?

[Lilith]

So no Ancient America tonight?

I guess not, right now its a spokes person for a hemp Limited Liability Corporation.

[Nobody]

Heather should change the name of the programme to Finding Sanity with Heather Wade.

(What do you mean, "no"?)

[Nobody]

I would settle for enough plastic wrap to cover Heather Wade at this point.

[starrmtn001]

She can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan! 

[Nobody]

Dad, is that you? 

[Lilith]

Heather should change the name of the programme to Finding Sanity with Heather Wade.

(What do you mean, "no"?)

I was thinking "Radio For Geniuses with Heather Wade".