Midnight In The Desert

[starrmtn001]

What kinda meds?

Heh, heh, heh . . . .

The kind that keeps me from turning into the kind of Vampier that could shove your skull fucking Dockktor Uncle's cranium, up his ass!

[Richard Groyper]

Heh, heh, heh . . . .

The kind that keeps me from turning into the kind of Vampier that could shove your skull fucking Dockktor Uncle's cranium, up his ass!

Oh, you.

[starrmtn001]

Oh, you.

Just kidding sweetie.  Love ya.

[Richard Groyper]

Gawd, you're slow.

You said: "These pizza rolls are to die for!"

I said: "Really?  I don't see no carcass in the dirt yet.  Get busy bubba."

(Sigh) fucking kids.

I can only skin so many hookers at one time.

[Richard Groyper]

Just kidding sweetie.  Love ya.

I know. - Han Solo

[starrmtn001]

I can only skin so many hookers at one time.

Amateur.

[Richard Groyper]

Amateur.

I'm not a quitter tho...

[Mind Flayer Monk]

This desert thread is brutal.

[bateman]

This desert thread is brutal.

[Richard Groyper]

The GIF that sums up Art Bell.

[norland2424]

The GIF that sums up Art Bell.

Art visits brothels?

[Richard Groyper]

Art visits brothels?

Well, with Heath's background and all...

[norland2424]

Well, with Heath's background and all...

[Roswells, Art]

Heh, heh, heh . . . .

The kind that keeps me from turning into the kind of Vampier that could shove your skull fucking Dockktor Uncle's cranium, up his ass!

haha, Damn, Starr!

[bateman]

Poor MITD


http://youtu.be/yuDJIGN7XBU

[Nobody]

Another "make-believe" story made up by the "make-believe" radio host.  She didn't describe her story too well, either. 

Sadly, Heather does not appear to possess very much in the way of descriptive talent, which makes her present occupation of radio chat show host a tad on the awkward side, both for her and her listening audience.

To give you some idea of just how naïve I was about this, I had thought, back in December, that her painful-to-hear lack of articulation was due merely to her trying to "find her feet" (or rather, her tongue) and get over her initial nervousness at suddenly finding herself a chat show host. 

Six months on, however, and it has become apparent even to me that her lack of articulation is due to the simple fact that she is an inarticulate person. 

If she's going to put herself out there, she might as well try to sound convincing.

I could be in the minority on this, but I am at the point where I wish she would not put herself out there.  I say this because the only subjects Heather seems to know anything about are 1) her cat and 2) witchcraft (either real or imagined). 

Please do not read this the wrong way; I do not begrudge her finding pleasure in her kitty cat at all.  However, when it comes to "cute cat stories," there are any number of people I know who are only too eager to relate them to me; I do not tune into MITD in the hopes of hearing a few more from Heather.  As far as her "witchcraft" goes, I am only interested in hearing about that if she uses it to turn rival chat show hosts (naming no names) into newts.

I do not know if anyone else remembers this, but during one of her shows earlier this year, Heather claimed on-air that she has "no ego," a statement which was not only a showstopper for me, but which was also the last statement I had ever expected to hear leaving the lips of Heather Wade.  I can only hope that her self-proclaimed lack of ego is going to begin manifesting itself very soon before she succeeds in boring the arse off what is left of her audience by insisting on talking about herself all the time rather than focussing on making her guests look good.

[Roswells, Art]

Well, look who decided to honor us with his presence.

Never mind, you're gone now.

edit: Oh wait, you're back.

[JesusJuice]

 

No. LeBron doesn't deserve it. Why do good things keep happening to bad people?

I don't believe in Jesus anymore.

[starrmtn001]

Ah, c'mon Bateman.  Tell us what you REALLY think.   

[norland2424]

No. LeBron doesn't deserve it. Why do good things keep happening to bad people?

I don't believe in Jesus anymore.

[bateman]

Ah, c'mon Bateman.  Tell us what you REALLY think.   

I hold my tongue more than you know.

[starrmtn001]

No. LeBron doesn't deserve it. Why do good things keep happening to bad people?

I don't believe in Jesus anymore.

Really?  Can I have the juice then?

[norland2424]

I hold my tongue more than you know.

Would you spill your guts for a million bellgab dollars?

[bateman]

Would you spill your guts for a million bellgab dollars?

What can one buy with a million BellGab dollars?

[bateman]

No. LeBron doesn't deserve it. Why do good things keep happening to bad people?

I don't believe in Jesus anymore.

Allah allowed LeBron to win.

[starrmtn001]

What can one buy with a million BellGab dollars?

(Psssst . . . hey, Bateman.  Over here man, shhhhh).

[norland2424]

What can one buy with a million BellGab dollars?

I hear a sensual candlelight dinner with your pick of MV or falkie.

[Roswells, Art]

(Psssst . . . hey, Bateman.  Over here man, shhhhh).

However they changed your meds, I think it's working for you.

[bateman]

(Psssst . . . hey, Bateman.  Over here man, shhhhh).

http://youtu.be/5zIDgPVg9HM

[starrmtn001]

However they changed your meds, I think it's working for you.

No, ya don't understand, man.  I am OUT.

This is how I deal with shit, when shit gets shitty.