Midnight In The Desert

[Catsmile]

the phrase "doing it" will never go out of style

If you are 14, totally agree.

[Roswells, Art]

If you are 14, totally agree.

You're right. 'Fucking' is a lot more sophisticated. I almost dropped my monocle into my glass of brandy when I read it.

[Catsmile]

Is that the time you stopped having sex too?

Is that the time you stopped having sex too?

Yes, you caught me I'm a sexless neckbeard loozer.

Wanna go out on a date...  M'lady!?

[akwilly]

Yes, you caught me I'm a sexless neckbeard loozer.

Wanna go out on a date...  M'lady!?

hey it works for Andrew Luck

[Catsmile]

You're right. 'Fucking' is a lot more sophisticated. I almost dropped my monocle into my glass of brandy when I read it.

I guess if you are so intellectually repressed or hung up by how sophisticated the word fuck is... it's the only word you would know to describe sex. Sophisticated folk don't have to rely on childish euphemisms like "do it, sleep with" to define sex acts. Words with moar syllables like fornicate, congress, intercourse, copulate would nevar occur to such simple minds. Nor would a truly sophisticated mind place some arbitrary hierarchy on words describing in flagrante delicto. Because of some faux social constructs of decency.     

[akwilly]

I guess if you are so intellectually repressed or hung up by how sophisticated the word fuck is... it's the only word you would know to describe sex. Sophisticated folk don't have to rely on childish euphemisms like "do it, sleep with" to define sex acts. Words with moar syllables like fornicate, congress, intercourse, copulate would nevar occur to such simple minds. Nor would a truly sophisticated mind place some arbitrary hierarchy on words describing in flagrante delicto. Because of some faux social constructs of decency.     

my personal favorite is Doink or Doinking

[Catsmile]

my personal favorite is Doink or Doinking

Being an Art Bell fan this should be at the top of the list ... "Do the WILD thing!"

[akwilly]

Being an Art Bell fan this should be at the top of the list ... "Do the WILD thing!"

true but saying do the wild thing puts to much pressure on the guy to preform. Doesn't allow him to be lazy

[Catsmile]

true but saying do the wild thing puts to much pressure on the guy to preform. Doesn't allow him to be lazy

Ah, the McDoinks drive up window approach to sex. Yes! Super size it, please.

[akwilly]

Ah, the McDoinks drive up window approach to sex. Yes! Super size it, please.

lol

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Someone stick a falkie in this fight so it will make Chefist's bloggab gossip thread.

[zeebo]

.... There is no malice intended, just brutal absurdist humor. ....

You post edgy stuff to be provocative, but then seem annoyed when people get provoked.  So I don't get the point.   

[Dr. MD MD]

I guess if you are so intellectually repressed or hung up by how sophisticated the word fuck is... it's the only word you would know to describe sex. Sophisticated folk don't have to rely on childish euphemisms like "do it, sleep with" to define sex acts. Words with moar syllables like fornicate, congress, intercourse, copulate would nevar occur to such simple minds. Nor would a truly sophisticated mind place some arbitrary hierarchy on words describing in flagrante delicto. Because of some faux social constructs of decency.     

I think boinking is due for a comeback. Boinking 2016!! 

[chefist]

Someone stick a falkie in this fight so it will make Chefist's bloggab gossip thread.

Posted!

[73s]

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Is it just me, or has the logo just changed? I thought Heather's picture was prominently displayed on the main banner before.

[norland2424]

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Is it just me, or has the logo just changed? I thought Heather's picture was prominently displayed on the main banner before.

And it said " with Heather Wade "

[EarthAlien007]

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Is it just me, or has the logo just changed? I thought Heather's picture was prominently displayed on the main banner before.

Where did you find that? Link please.

[norland2424]

She is still on this one

[starrmtn001]

Honestly, you will help yourself or you won't. You are a big girl. I'm simply giving you a hard time about it. There is no malice intended, just brutal absurdist humor. I mean, do you really believe I think you are in an Iron Lung?

Most people will politely avoid the elephant in the room, or use more diplomacy and tact to deal with such situations, some will even pump sunshine up your ass. Life is to short for such "pinky in the air" when drinking tea etiquette; using a textual format, especially over the intertubes. Don't mistake my 3rd rate Don Rickles schtick as a full time real life persona.

                       HOCKEY PUCKS !!!

I know this,  Catsmile, and I love that you are (gruffly) concerned.  Remember though, I stated that I have dropped from not quite 3 packs a day, to 1 cig every 1 to 4 days.  That should make you smile.  It does me.

[73s]

Where did you find that? Link please.

http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/shows/midnight-in-the-desert/

I clicked on the link provided on Art's Facebook post

[EarthAlien007]

http://darkmatterdigitalnetwork.com/shows/midnight-in-the-desert/

I clicked on the link provided on Art's Facebook post

That's interesting.

[Ciardelo]

I know this,  Catsmile, and I love that you are (gruffly) concerned.  Remember though, I stated that I have dropped from not quite 3 packs a day, to 1 cig every 1 to 4 days.  That should make you smile.  It does me.

I see more and more people vaping each day it seems. I quit smoking cigarettes 9 months ago after a period of vaping and smoking.  I feel better and can breathe better now. I started out on 2.4% nicotine juice and now I'm on 1.2 % to .6% juice depending on the flavor. Those disposable eCigs they sell at convenience stores are just toys really. I think for successful vaping one needs to get a proper tank/battery/atomizer setup. I don't see it for sale in MV's shop but I use the Aspire VW battery with the Nautilus Mini tank..

[73s]

That's interesting.

Yeah, sorry if this has always been this way and I'm just brain farting here, but it struck me as different than in the past. Also seems an odd way to promote Heather's show -- provide a link to a page without her even mentioned! 

[EarthAlien007]

Yeah, sorry if this has always been this way and I'm just brain farting here, but it struck me as different than in the past. Also seems an odd way to promote Heather's show -- provide a link to a page without her even mentioned! 

It's the bait and switch promotion.

[zeebo]

I see more and more people vaping each day it seems. ....

Ok I have a dumb question.  Is there a non-nicotine version that actually tastes like tobacco or similar?  I've managed to avoid smoking thus far, but one of my few indulgence is good scotch, and would be nice to have a smoke to pair with it.

[norland2424]

Ok I have a dumb question.  Is there a non-nicotine version that actually tastes like tobacco or similar?  I've managed to avoid smoking thus far, but one of my few indulgence is good scotch, and would be nice to have a smoke to pair with it.

Yea there actually is, and e juice comes in many werid flavours now.

[Ciardelo]

Ok I have a dumb question.  Is there a non-nicotine version that actually tastes like tobacco or similar?  I've managed to avoid smoking thus far, but one of my few indulgence is good scotch, and would be nice to have a smoke to pair with it.

Yes! If you have a brick and mortar shop in your town you should go there. Usually they have an assortment of testers for trying out different flavors. My favorite store where I live is like a boutique with a menu and a staff member to personally help you at no charge. They have these disposable mouthpieces too, so no need to worry about catching cooties. My initial starter kit was 50 bucks plus the juice, but there is a spectrum of different setups.

[Chine]

Ok I have a dumb question.  Is there a non-nicotine version that actually tastes like tobacco or similar?  I've managed to avoid smoking thus far, but one of my few indulgence is good scotch, and would be nice to have a smoke to pair with it.

Yes, my husband gets a method that tastes like the menthol brand he smoked. I like the strawberry, vanilla, chai tea.

The vape shop has signs of all flavors.

They even have... Roast Beef flavor! That is just wild. Probably 'Cheeseburger' , 'Taco' is out there as well.

[Ciardelo]

Yes, my husband gets a method that tastes like the menthol brand he smoked. I like the strawberry, vanilla, chai tea.

The vape shop has signs of all flavors.

They even have... Roast Beef flavor! That is just wild. Probably 'Cheeseburger' , 'Taco' is out there as well.

I've smoked a pipe in past and my shop has a very nice Cavendish tobacco flavor that I like. I like one that tastes like waffles too lol.

[Chine]

I've smoked a pipe in past and my shop has a very nice Cavendish tobacco flavor that I like. I like one that tastes like waffles too lol.

Waffles! Haha.

My e cig was sleek and slim. Looked like a tube of mascara. Easy to hide. Very dainty for the female vapee. Well, it was busted and my husband got me a new one that was more powerful. Omg! I told him, 'I look ridiculous!' It's one of those big ones. It's as though I have a gun or some weapon. I need my dainty black one again. This big one is too big and I feel goofy trying to hold it and when I pull it out of my purse.