Midnight In The Desert

[comaphobe]

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[norland2424]

Norland says we are twins lol

You both are liberal hippies, both like weed, same tastes in music etc

[21st Century Man]

I really can't blame you tonight.  Good night 21st.

Oh, I'm still here for 15 minutes.

[norland2424]

You said that yesterday and went to another thread. LOL!

That was gravity sucks lol

[Taco Bell]

Oh, I've been to some haunted bars in Savannah. If I was a ghost I might hang out there too some of the time just for the atmosphere.  Haunted bars are one thing, evil spirits grouping together at haunted bars are another.

I mainly encountered voices, footsteps and the sound of doors closing. The weirdest thing was the owner of one of these bars saw some small figure open the back door, come in the building then dart out just as fast. It was a heavy door made of metal and the figure was only as tall as the door handle. After freezing up and snapping out of it, the bar owner ran to the door and looked outside only to see nothing out of the ordinary.

[Sandra Kristen]

LMAO!!!!  That was well played...seriously.   

[Roswells, Art]

I see what this is....You and sandra have formed some kind of Cabal. 

Yes! I don't know what a cabal is though. It sounds good.

[Roswells, Art]

Norland says we are twins lol

We just might be!

[ShayP]

That was gravity sucks lol

Oh shit!  My bad.  LOL! 

[21st Century Man]

You said that yesterday and went to another thread. LOL!

I really will need to go to bed in a bit.  I have to get up fairly early.  Rent a tiller and till my yards and till where I'm putting my garden.

[ShayP]

I like dildo drone girl.  Thank you Norland.  LOL!

[starrmtn001]

Yes! I don't know what a cabal is though. It sounds good.

Isn't that what you hook up to a tv to movies?

[Catsmile]

Beautiful women are teeming with germs. Sweet dreams.

What a miserable person you must be.
Nice people don't do that kind of shit.
Enjoy feeling a little better about yourself temporally.

See how that works?

[ShayP]

I really will need to go to bed in a bit.  I have to get up fairly early.  Rent a tiller and till my yards and till where I'm putting my garden.

Have a good night!  Happy tillin'. 

[Sandra Kristen]

I like dildo drone girl.  Thank you Norland.  LOL!

Now you're thanking Norland??? God you two are already married.

[Taco Bell]

She's gonna get cut and it's gonna be messy.

[Sandra Kristen]

What a miserable person you must be.
Nice people don't do that kind of shit.
Enjoy feeling a little better about yourself temporally.

See how that works?

Hey don't say that to my twin.

This is a thread of happiness. Don't make me angry!

[norland2424]

Now you're thanking Norland??? God you two are already married.

If you keep that up we all won't buy you a dildo drone for your bday lol

[Roswells, Art]

You both are liberal hippies, both like weed, same tastes in music etc

I don't know how liberal I am and I doubt my twin loves the Grateful Dead like I do.

[ShayP]

Now you're thanking Norland??? God you two are already married.

He found her!  He googled "dildo drone"....for some fucking reason.  LOL!

[Sandra Kristen]

If you keep that up we all won't buy you a dildo drone for your bday lol

I'd have just given it to Shay anyways

[starrmtn001]

What a miserable person you must be.
Nice people don't do that kind of shit.
Enjoy feeling a little better about yourself temporally.

See how that works?

I understand what you're trying to do, Catsmile, and I appreciate the sentiment.  The delivery however, well . . . .

[ShayP]

If you keep that up we all won't buy you a dildo drone for your bday lol

Those big drones are expensive man.  LOL!

[Sandra Kristen]

He found her!  He googled "dildo drone"....for some fucking reason.  LOL!

Norland isn't even the best at finding stuff

[Roswells, Art]

What a miserable person you must be.
Nice people don't do that kind of shit.
Enjoy feeling a little better about yourself temporally.

See how that works?

Well your post would make a lot more sense if you understood the humor behind my post like everyone else did.

[ShayP]

I'd have just given it to Shay anyways

I'd remove the dildo from it and attach a bratwurst or Popsicle....to go in my mouth of course. 

[Sandra Kristen]

I'd remove the dildo from it and attach a bratwurst or Popsicle....to go in my mouth of course. 

wow. Didn't realize you were that kinky!!

[Roswells, Art]

What a miserable person you must be.
Nice people don't do that kind of shit.
Enjoy feeling a little better about yourself temporally.

See how that works?

I know jokes aren't funny when you have to spell them out but I'll do it for you.

See Shay is a little OCD so the joke was that when he said he liked the breath of beautiful women I mentioned their breath had a lot of germs. Should I go on from there or do you get it yet?

[ShayP]

wow. Didn't realize you were that kinky!!

In my mouth!!!!! 


oh wait....I get it now. 

[norland2424]

I don't know how liberal I am and I doubt my twin loves the Grateful Dead like I do.

https://youtu.be/Kj_kK1j3CV0