Midnight In The Desert

[SredniVashtar]

I'm free!

Free (well, reasonable rates anyway; I know you have introduced the 'homeless special' recently), available, and looser than a pair of elasticated fat pants. That's our Ibby.

By the way, I have noticed that your unexplained disappearance the last week led to enthusiastic welcomes when you returned. Rather like the obsession with  British shitcoms, there is no accounting for taste. I have always found you rather beastly, verging on despicable.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I know you have introduced the 'homeless special' recently),

It's the only way someone like you can afford me. I do what I can for the community; it's the social worker in me.

[GravitySucks]

Free (well, reasonable rates anyway; I know you have introduced the 'homeless special' recently), available, and looser than a pair of elasticated fat pants. That's our Ibby.

By the way, I have noticed that your unexplained disappearance the last week led to enthusiastic welcomes when you returned. Rather like the obsession with  British shitcoms, there is no accounting for taste. I have always found you rather beastly, verging on despicable.

Go back to jousting with YP and quit picking on Ibby. I'm only saying this once.

p.s. What does verging mean?

[SredniVashtar]

Go back to jousting with YP and quit picking on Ibby. I'm only saying this once.

p.s. What does verging mean?

A 'verging' is authentic Texan for what you were before you went out and made yourself a man with one of them steers.

I haven't seen my little Yorkie for a while, so I have to keep my weapon sharp on the whetstone of Ibby's promiscuous idiocy.

[GravitySucks]

A 'verging' is authentic Texan for what you were before you went out and made yourself a man with one of them steers.

I haven't seen my little Yorkie for a while, so I have to keep my weapon sharp on the whetstone of Ibby's promiscuous idiocy.

Got it. Verging is a condition remedied by locating a castrated bovine, killing it, butchering it and having a big old bbq for the locals.

Thanks. Carry on.

[Sandra Kristen]

I postulate that if Heather had been let go when Art quit, like Amy was and started her own show like Amy did, the reception would have been just a warm for her as it has been for Amy. I like Amy, I support Amy, but she made some mistakes and had some fumbles. Nobody started flaming her. They realize she is new and it seems like everyone is giving her a chance.

That's not how it went for Heather. Because she was sitting in "Art's" chair, doing "Art's" show, the criticism started on day one.

Keep up the group think. No matter how hard you wish, there will never be an Art Bell replacement good enough for this esteemed listening audience.

Try one of those Group Conciousness experiments. Maybe you can cure Art's COPD and give his colitis to the Stalker.

p.s. While you are doing the Group Conciousness experiment, get Keith to cut the show back to 3 hours. I don't like the 5 hour format, no matter who is hosting.

Richard C. Hoagland could've replaced Art. His show was already superior. Richard just needs someone who can tell him no every now and then..

[ShayP]

Richard C. Hoagland could've replaced Art. His show was already superior. Richard just needs someone who can tell him no every now and then..

Agreed.  He could've lid into that slot. 

[trostol]

Richard C. Hoagland could've replaced Art. His show was already superior. Richard just needs someone who can tell him no every now and then..

i think you are off yer meds again lol his best shows were behind him by the time Art left..when art left it was Scotty..and you hated Scotty

[norland2424]

i think you are off yer meds again lol his best shows were behind him by the time Art left..when art left it was Scotty..and you hated Scotty

Set your hatred over your father hoagland for sec, lol your saying Heather has more experience than hoagie?

[trostol]

Set your hatred over your father hoagland for sec, lol your saying Heather has more experience than hoagie?

no..but saying that at that present moment art left..Hoagie was a joke also ..out right saying Hoagie would do better isn't true either..the both suck

[Catsmile]

Richard C. Hoagland could've replaced Art. His show was already superior. Richard just needs someone who can tell him no every now and then..

[Sandra Kristen]

i think you are off yer meds again lol his best shows were behind him by the time Art left..when art left it was Scotty..and you hated Scotty

Indeed I did. But once he got rid of Scott we got awesome shows like Showroom's favorite Gary Spivey.

[GravitySucks]

Indeed I did. But once he got rid of Scott we got awesome shows like Showroom's favorite Gary Spivey.

And how many reruns and how many were hosted by the woo woo Doctor?

[PaulAtreides]

Richard C. Hoagland could've replaced Art. His show was already superior. Richard just needs someone who can tell him no every now and then..

No, Richard just need someone who will tell him to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting his guests.  Unless the guest is Robin and we can listen to those loves spats.

[starrmtn001]

I loved Home Improvement!  Do you know whether the series is being replayed anywhere?

[trostol]

I loved Home Improvement!  Do you know whether the series is being replayed anywhere?

it was good for a while than sorta started to suffered from all shows like that..too many family issues..blah blah blah

[Roswells, Art]

it was good for a while than sorta started to duffere from all shows like that..too many family issues..blah blah blah

The only part of that show I liked was when they were actually doing the home improvement show part. Tool Time, was that what it was called?

[trostol]

The only part of that show I liked was when they were actually doing the home improvement show part. Tool Time, was that what it was called?

yup..and same lol

[Roswells, Art]

yup..and same lol

I think that might have been Pamela Anderson's first big break.

[trostol]

I think that might have been Pamela Anderson's first big break.

i liked the second girl better lol

[starrmtn001]

The only part of that show I liked was when they were actually doing the home improvement show part. Tool Time, was that what it was called?

Tool Time With Tim.  I think.

[GravitySucks]

Tool Time With Tim.  I think.

Sponsored by Binford Tools

[starrmtn001]

I think that might have been Pamela Anderson's first big break.

Wasn't she also on WKRP?

[starrmtn001]

Sponsored by Binford Tools

Oh yeah.  Thank you Gravity!

[trostol]

Wasn't she also on WKRP?

that was Loni Anderson

[GravitySucks]

I think that might have been Pamela Anderson's first big break.

She had a couple of appearances on Married with Children, but yes, that was her first regular role.

[starrmtn001]

that was Loni Anderson

Oh crap, that's right.  Duh!

[Taco Bell]

[starrmtn001]

that was Loni Anderson

Are they sisters?   Kidding.

[Richard Groyper]

Falkie?