Midnight In The Desert

[Inglorious Bitch]

Send him a copy of your black book IB, give a budding artist a hand.

OK, don't worry, I'll black out your name before I send it.

[PKaiser]

Well, maybe you don't understand basic English. If you read what I posted rather then holding your dick and typing a reaction you might notice that I said based on your performance on gabcast alone. Speakers of English would understand that this insinuates  my opinion was based on one thing and one thing only. So I was already giving you the benefit of the doubt in my ribbing. But now that I see that you're a hot head, kind of makes it more fun to just continue this as an insult.

And if you think someone has to actually host a show in order to criticize you don't really understand the nature of critics. Nor do you understand the nature of this forum.   I wasn't even really criticizing you I was just taking some air out of your seemingly massive ego.   But like I said… Now that I know how angry it apparently makes you it's more fun to just be a dick.

Why would you base anything about me hosting MitD on my gabcast performance, they are two different things?  You're just not intelligent here.

How can I be angry at such a wasted brain?  You need help, not anger.

[PKaiser]

IB, LC, Chefist, thank you all very much, I do appreciate the comments!

What does Juan Cena say?  Pimping Time!  Just go to www.reverbnation.com/philkaiser to listen to my original songs!  It doesn't cost anything and I don't make anything, but I'm still pimping, lol!

[Auslandia]

Why would you base anything about me hosting MitD on my gabcast performance, they are two different things?  You're just not intelligent here.

How can I be angry at such a wasted brain?  You need help, not anger.

I guess I'll spell it out for you.  I was initially fucking with you but now I'm just being an asshole.

[PKaiser]

I guess I'll spell it out for you.  I was initially fucking with you but now I'm just being an asshole.

Well that's fucking nice to know.  Now you've made someone think you're an idiot asshole.  Is that fun for you?

[Inglorious Bitch]

IB, LC, Chefist, thank you all very much, I do appreciate the comments!

What does Juan Cena say?  Pimping Time!  Just go to www.reverbnation.com/philkaiser to listen to my original songs!  It doesn't cost anything and I don't make anything, but I'm still pimping, lol!

A little self promotion never hurts!

[Auslandia]

Well that's fucking nice to know.  Now you've made someone think you're an idiot asshole.  Is that fun for you?

Yes, random people's opinions of me are what my struggle is all about.

[PKaiser]

Yes, random people's opinions of me are what my struggle is all about.

Hey man, I suppose I got off on the wrong foot with you and for that I'm sorry.  A friend just called me and alerted me to your background and I'm sorry man, I'm really sorry. Perhaps we can try this again some other time? 

[trostol]

i go to sleep for a bit and people go nuts around here...sheesh..who cares who can pee the furthest

[GravitySucks]

i go to sleep for a bit and people go nuts around here...sheesh..who cares who can pee the furthest

Sounds like a good contest for BellGabFest2017

[Auslandia]

i go to sleep for a bit and people go nuts around here...sheesh..who cares who can pee the furthest

My stream is strong.  My balls are attractive too.

[trostol]

My stream is strong.  My balls are attractive too.

see ...that was too much there lol

[chandlerkaiden]

Hey man, I suppose I got off on the wrong foot with you and for that I'm sorry.  A friend just called me and alerted me to your background and I'm sorry man, I'm really sorry. Perhaps we can try this again some other time? 

I need to know where Bobo comes down on this, before you make peace.  Maybe he can facilitate a sit-down at the compound in Pahrump to resolve it.

[GravitySucks]

My stream is strong.  My balls are attractive too.

It's the Chaga.

[PKaiser]

I need to know where Bobo comes down on this, before you make peace.  Maybe he can facilitate a sit-down at the compound in Pahrump to resolve it.

That's good. That's very good!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

This is like overhearing a conversation between two middle aged women through the cubicle walls in a really annoying office.

[Auslandia]

It's the Chaga.

The Chaga did not get me laid the other night.  My allegiance is in question.  Perhaps it spoiled on its way down from the Arctic.

[ItsOver]

I need to know where Bobo comes down on this, before you make peace.  Maybe he can facilitate a sit-down at the compound in Pahrump to resolve it.

He's pretty busy working on peace in the Middle East, at the moment.  Maybe he can fit it in later in the week.  You do know he's important.

[GravitySucks]

The Chaga did not get me laid the other night.  My allegiance is in question.  Perhaps it spoiled on its way down from the Arctic.

Did you soak it in Everclear?

[Auslandia]

Did you soak it in Everclear?

Dammit, that little detail would have been nice to know.  I'm throwing it all out.  Only goat soap from now on

[zeebo]

Did you soak it in Everclear?

New MITD official drink, the Chaga Chug?

[K_Dubb]

New MITD official drink, the Chaga Chug?

Perhaps infusing it in liquor would improve the flavor.  What blends well with the taste of rank forest humus?

[zeebo]

Perhaps infusing it in liquor would improve the flavor.  What blends well with the taste of rank forest humus?

I remember tasting a scotch once which had listed as an ingredient 'moss water'. 

[albrecht]

I remember tasting a scotch once which had listed as an ingredient 'moss water'.

I've heard of taking whiskey with 'branch water,' but "moss water?"

[ItsOver]

I remember tasting a scotch once which had listed as an ingredient 'moss water'.

Eh, oh well, too late now.

[Taco Bell]

The flat visor crap is what gets me moist.

Gross.

[Dr. MD MD]

I've heard of taking whiskey with 'branch water,' but "moss water?"

What is "branch water" anyway? Rainwater collected from trees? 

[Taco Bell]

Quite familiar with dick water, I can send some your way if anyone is interested.

[chefist]

I remember tasting a scotch once which had listed as an ingredient 'moss water'.

What gives scotch its unique flavor is the peat moss...if you want to make a cheapo version of scotch, you take whiskey and add the pasteurized moss water to it...it's a short cut...

[GravitySucks]

What gives scotch its unique flavor is the peat moss...if you want to make a cheapo version of scotch, you take whiskey and add the pasteurized moss water to it...it's a short cut...

Listerine is cheaper and tastes better. Especially now that they have favors.